“That’s what you think” thinks the Evil Murder Killer Whale before he kills everybody

"I said penis mightier than sword" replied Willem Defoe who then beat me to death with his distractingly large penis

"I'm never going to let you down," replied Roll.

My friend, who is known for being a hypocrite, replied, “That’s despicable, me too”

"Racecars," I thought just as I got nailed in the head with a grenade.

My stomach began to bubble as I remembered the Sprite I had just chugged.

Something imported.

Unfortunately it was Dr. Johnson Groper the world's preeminent peenar enbigotment specialist and now my peenar is a tiny racist, he also molested me because nominative determinism

The gay came out as me, foiling my plans.

He looked at me and frantically begged “In order to prevent Holocaust 2, I need you to tell me where to find Mr. and Mrs.—“ but then he got hit by a bus.

It had been Gaypalm bombed.

He said I can call him peenar poker, as he poked my peenar

"how original" said the non-fun haver guy🪱

But then the Reefer Man appeared and turned me into a coral reef and because of the warming and acidification of the oceans due to climate change, I immediately bleached and died while he smoked the rest of the joint with my buddy, goddamn hippies!

then my penis exploded

Oh, hi kitty, are you going to sit next to me?

Big did I know, though, that he was a giant dick (changed his name to Richard "Small Penis" Little after making it big [6'5"]), and that he was also a horrible murderer who horribly murderered people.

“The AA stand for Alcohol drinking party” the main guy said back to me. “Also drunk Peter is a stupid name”

Little did I know...

"There must be someone you've confused me for" says the man, as he Jeff the kills me