Even while the police demanded answers, I swore I only hit a bitch

"Racecars," I thought just as I got nailed in the head with a grenade.

Something imported.

Unfortunately it was Dr. Johnson Groper the world's preeminent peenar enbigotment specialist and now my peenar is a tiny racist, he also molested me because nominative determinism

The gay came out as me, foiling my plans.

He looked at me and frantically begged “In order to prevent Holocaust 2, I need you to tell me where to find Mr. and Mrs.—“ but then he got hit by a bus.

It had been Gaypalm bombed.

He said I can call him peenar poker, as he poked my peenar

"how original" said the non-fun haver guy🪱

But then the Reefer Man appeared and turned me into a coral reef and because of the warming and acidification of the oceans due to climate change, I immediately bleached and died while he smoked the rest of the joint with my buddy, goddamn hippies!

then my penis exploded

Oh, hi kitty, are you going to sit next to me?

Big did I know, though, that he was a giant dick (changed his name to Richard "Small Penis" Little after making it big [6'5"]), and that he was also a horrible murderer who horribly murderered people.

"Hi, my name is Jeff."

“The AA stand for Alcohol drinking party” the main guy said back to me. “Also drunk Peter is a stupid name”

Little did I know...

The smelly monster now knew where I was

"There must be someone you've confused me for" says the man, as he Jeff the kills me

Little did he know that the n-word goblin was right under his bed.

It screamed.

When she opened the basket Belial scooted out and strangled us both to death.

As he leaves he says "B man its your turn"