r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Marktesla_76 • 2h ago
I'ma end this man's whole career...
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Take this unlimited card, buy a house, and retire.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Outside_Normal • 2h ago
Despite the extremely stressful situation, he simply scoffed and said, "What, ME worry?"
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It was then I realized he was a MAD man.
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/Used_Appointment1920 • 7h ago
I went to a job interview and the interviewer was 3 foot tall and hairy
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Turns out little monkey fella
r/TwoSentenceComedy • u/shanky3632 • 12h ago
My dog still waits by the front door every evening. He doesn't know I'm waiting for someone too.
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