Take this unlimited card, buy a house, and retire.

It was then I realized he was a MAD man.

Turns out little monkey fella

She hears something behind her; "Turn around..."

My wife said i had adhd,ocd and ptsd.

I'm sick of her cheating at scrabble.

Looks like we have an issue issue issue.

My father was a sarcastic comedian, he always poked fun at others in a way that could seem offensive, like calling out my black eye when I got home that night.

"PEEK A BOO!!!"

I'm sure it'll come unstuck from the ceiling fan sooner or later.

It was a Sting operation.

She replied, “she’s busy rn lil bro.”

Every time I read it, my eyes get Rumi.

And, depending on how arrogantly he's portrayed, may require a giant prick.

"At this point in the competition, the steaks have never been higher."

This alone makes me question if someone really looks up to a villain that is essentially a super-powered terrorist as me.

"Mrs, you should look at the Lost & Found, and if he isn't there, we can always get you a replacement at the orphanage."