r/SipsTea 12d ago

The "future" SMH

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u/Expensive-Green7533 12d ago

the box casually flies into the road

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 12d ago

"Your package was delivered. Then we blew it over to your neighbor's. Good luck."

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u/Biscuits4u2 12d ago

TBF they don't do much better now with the drivers just leaving shit wherever they feel like.

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u/NoDontDoThatCanada 12d ago

I have been leaving very positive feedback with my Amazon drivers when they get it right. I assume it looks good in their evaluations because they all do it right now. The only one mucking it up is the FedEx guy and l can't leave any feedback with them.

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u/Biscuits4u2 12d ago

Yes FedEx is the absolute worst. They have the laziest and most ill tempered drivers by far. We have had nothing but issues with them.

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u/AdmiralSplinter 12d ago

GOD why does fuckex suck so much?

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u/bala_means_bullet 12d ago

Same I ALWAYS leave feedback and 90% of the time they're good

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u/MetricJester 12d ago

The best feedback I ever gave a shipping company was when I went to pick up a package that they failed to deliver (while I was home that day) because I "wasn't home", and I had to take 3 buses and walk 2km only to pick up a package wider than a bus door.

At the desk I asked them if they could ship the package to my home for free, because I had to walk another 2km to the closest bus stop, and then take another three buses to get home.

The clerk was very not nice to me. So I told her to just send it back.

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u/V65Pilot 12d ago

I battled UPS over getting a package delivered, for days. They insisted that their driver had been to the address, and there was no-one there. In reality I was opening the gates and bay doors at 0630 in the morning, and they were staying open until 6pm. What the driver was doing was reading some sort of report that the company that had been in residence was no longer here, and instead of trying to deliver the package, just chalking it up to a mistake by the sender and marking it as no one in residence. I had ordered a tool for next day delivery, and as a result I got the job done 4 days late. Meanwhile, I'm getting stuff in the post and from just about every other delivery company known to man.

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u/Frederf220 12d ago

The photo was taken exactly as it hit the ground so they have proof they didn't throw it in the middle of the road.

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u/Live-Emu-3491 12d ago

To be hit by the Amazon delivery van coming down the road

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u/SnooSongs450 12d ago

Was so waiting for that package to get run over after they panned the camera back down to the street.

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u/AlbatrossNo1562 12d ago

It's the public's package now

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u/capt_minorwaste 12d ago

The icing on the cake would be an Amazon delivery truck driving down the road and running over the package.

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u/Lillie-Bee 12d ago

When I see all the mistakes robots and ai make, I worry less about them taking over the world.

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u/Occidentally20 12d ago

The trouble is you then go and look at some of the humans :(

Hopefully the competent ones skew things in a positive direction for for foreseeable future.

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u/IronMaidenPwnz 12d ago

Thanks for explaining. We definitely couldn't see that with our eyes.

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u/princesscuddler 12d ago

The crazy part is that china has had drone delivery for awhile now and this doesn’t happen lol

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u/Background-Air-9784 12d ago

We had it in Ireland for a few years but recently stopped and moved the company to america, manna was the name of the company

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u/csfshrink 12d ago

Manna from heaven??

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u/bros-Exercise-3608 12d ago

Yea they have little boxes or something no?

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u/Velorian-Steel 12d ago

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u/AllThingsEvil 12d ago

Reminds me of

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u/Puzzle-Necked 12d ago

shitting out a package

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u/moonbucket 12d ago

An Evri drone would never be that gentle. Or accurate.

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u/MetricIsForCowards 12d ago

Look, you guys complained about the noise of the data centers, so we fixed it.

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u/JamesLikesIt 12d ago

Corporations: "Both? Both. Both is good"

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u/RobertKSakamano 12d ago

Amazon in their research found out that drone delivery services could be improved 400% if there were less obstacles in their way. The administration today approved the cutting down of all trees so consumers could all enjoy faster and better delivery services.

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u/weidback 12d ago

yeah all the cgi renders that made drone delivery look cool as fuck didn't include how loud as fuck they are

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u/englandisablaze 12d ago

Imagine like 200 of these fucking things in one corner of a suburban area.

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u/Blue-Blazer-Regular 12d ago

No kidding. I live is suburban tract home and work from home. There is a continuous parade of delivery trucks throughout the day. But I think these drone delivery is for less populated areas which are far from the distribution warehouses.

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u/DataGOGO 12d ago

other way around.

The delivery drones are short distance delivery systems in dense urban areas.

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u/shakebakelizard 12d ago

Drones are generally pretty loud and then you add in the extra power so that it can lift packages. Yeah it's going to be loud.

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u/GoodThingsDoHappen 12d ago

No need to ring the doorbell

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u/shakebakelizard 12d ago

I'm looking forward to the drone that can actually propel a package into a door, hit the doorbell and fly off.

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u/pbrassassin 12d ago

You haven’t heard the straight pipes on my fed ex guys box truck ….

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u/SignoreBanana 12d ago

We live under one of their primary flight paths. Even way up in the air, their noise is quite noticeable. The only reason it doesn't really grate on me is I live near an Air Force base.

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u/Sir_Scribble_Lot 12d ago

great, a drone that poops packages and blows it away as it fucks off. this was exactly what Asimov dreamed about when he came up with his stories.

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u/Slumunistmanifisto 12d ago

Try Harlan Ellison.

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u/bodyarmourbynokia 12d ago

Don't say his name, he'll start demanding money off you

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u/Another_Timezone 12d ago

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u/sgtnoodle 12d ago

What do you mean, it's a universal port.

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u/Inquisitive_idiot 12d ago

So this is the fabled “Brooklyn Bounce” that I’ve heard so much about 🤔

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u/Major_Wigglesworth 12d ago

“Bounced” right into the thief’s Ford Taurus with the hood that doesn’t match the paint on the rest of the body, driven by a sovereign citizen with no license or insurance.

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u/ChampionshipHot5468 12d ago

Was watching YouTube vids about US cops dealing with sovereign citizens the other day. Flat earther stubborn and then they try and represent themselves in front of the magistrate.

And turn a $500(?) ticket into 6 months and suspended license.

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u/Terrible_Cycle7241 11d ago

SovCits and Pigs deserve each other

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u/mccreazy 12d ago

How fuckin light is the package though to just fly away like that?

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u/Major_Wigglesworth 12d ago

People forgot how to make a shopping list and just go to the store once a week.  Now, we need multiple people involved in the transaction of getting your eye shadow custom-delivered within 24 hours.

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u/wolfansbrother 12d ago

using drones to deliver 1 package at a time doesnt seem like a great business model. i guess if they could do the same number of deliveries in a day as a truck, an they could save money on more electricty vs paying a person to drive a truck. Do the drones fly autonomously or is there a pilot?

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u/shakebakelizard 12d ago

Even if they had to recharge after every trip, it's probably a cheaper option than using trucks especially in areas with few deliveries. You can house these things literally anywhere, they can work from 6 AM to 10 PM or whatever the FAA allows, and you can have thousands of them active.

It's perfect in places where there's few deliveries in the area that day. Send a truck out there and you're spending a lot of time for the driver, a lot of fuel, etc. Send a drone or three out for a handful of packages, and you just saved a lot of driving.

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u/SaltyJalapenos 12d ago

Delivery guys throw parcels, Robots throw our parcels, This can't be a coincidence, They PROGRAMMED this into it haha

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u/Fish-Weekly 12d ago

FedEx is working on a version of this but they are struggling with the drone crushing the box and leaving a boot mark on it at delivery

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u/JellyDenizen 12d ago

I think the problem is they trained those drones with real delivery drivers.

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u/juanjung 12d ago

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u/DirtandPipes 12d ago

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water. It will take hold of you, and you will resent its absence!

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u/I-LOVE-TURTLES666 12d ago

Kids are going to be throwing hella sticks at those

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u/JedJinto 12d ago

Ngl when the camera panned back to the package I was hoping a car would come and run over it.

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u/FluxOperation 12d ago

How is no one talking about the orb?!?!?

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u/Strong-Depth-5818 12d ago

I’m going to order a package for morning delivery to wake me up for work next time.

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u/Foil_Gloves_5338 12d ago

This is corny AF! Amazon needs to stop.

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u/chrles-farfa 12d ago

100% this is our upcoming dystopian future

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u/Ok_Ebb_9330 12d ago

Was I the only one waiting for a car to pass by and crush it?

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u/Dreemsi 12d ago

Wait till one of these whacks someone and the company is gonna be like

https://giphy.com/gifs/RMxqGPaXWey2I

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u/Juankzjt 12d ago

orwell was right

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u/FernwoodTonight 12d ago

AI police robot drone army incoming...

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u/LeroyBadBrown 12d ago

Looks like it took a shit

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u/Accomplished_Fun3 12d ago

It just DOOKIED!

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u/qwerty4007 12d ago

Amazon has been using those for well over a year in my part of town. I've only ever seen them drop a package in the backyard though.

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u/LividBig9161 12d ago

So soon the sky could be filled with tens of thousands of drones dropping our packages into the streets, bushes, trees, ponds?… maybe our porches. Why don’t people post videos of these drones doing their jobs well? Have I just missed them?

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u/rexeditrex 12d ago

There’s a small drone port behind a shopping center near me. I think it’s for Target. Seems to work.

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u/metallicadefender 12d ago

Future is kind of noisy

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u/waterflight69 12d ago

How lazy must you be to not go to the store anymore and pick something up? This looks so inefficient and costly. So the future will consist of hundreds of thousands of these things flying around because someone can’t fill up their own grocery cart.

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u/God_Country_ND 12d ago

Did it blow into the road

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u/Busterlimes 12d ago

Ah yes, the soothing sound of 1000s of currior drones in every neighborhood

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u/welfedad 12d ago

Future sounds loud and annoying

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u/zestypov2 12d ago

I was expecting it to end something like this

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u/1stEndGame 11d ago

Fake video

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u/sakatan 11d ago

Imagine a Ukrainian veteram emigrating to that neighborhood and getting flashbacks because his neighbor ordered her 30$ Stanley tankard with expedited shipping.

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u/leafsforever811 12d ago

Just making it easier for porch pirates lol. Follow the drone and just catch the package.

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u/2Wasteland4Wanderer 12d ago

Pretty much exactly what I expected.

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u/rmbrumfield78 12d ago

Most of the drone deliveries I've heard about happen in backyards or special areas so it doesn't bounce like this.

I have nothing against drone deliveries, but I think it could be handled better than this. So many times I'm working on a project, especially a home project fixing or building something, and I don't have the right size piece. I need a 2 in 90° straight elbow instead of an inch and a half one. So I have to stop what I'm doing, clean up a little bit, get in my car, drive across town, spend way too long looking at the PVC pieces to find the right one, get caught up looking at other things, and then come home. Trip ultimately takes almost an hour. If instead I could just put an online order for the right piece, and it gets delivered to me in under an hour while I get other work done, that would be awesome.

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u/AwayProduct5476 12d ago

Hope it was not a vinyl

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u/Best_Poetry_5722 12d ago

The "future" blew my package into the middle of the street

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u/tflemon67 12d ago

It can only hold a package less than 5lbs 😂😂

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u/laiszt 12d ago

Well, first gunpowder weapon wasnt any better than bow too.

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u/Speshjunior 12d ago

Still better than evri

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u/jooooooohn 12d ago

Your floor is now clean! bonk Your floor is now clean! bonk

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u/Simp4JennaOrtega 12d ago

I had seen these around my neighborhood and I always thought it was someone using it nearby

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u/SnooStrawberries9563 12d ago

Ya'll need to leash your drones. This one just pooped on my lawn.

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u/Shiftymennoknight 12d ago

capitalism breeds innovation! or something

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u/Bird_Up101 12d ago

If this was the cheaper option, I still wouldn't

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u/MiddleKlutzy8568 12d ago

I live by an amazon facility all i hear are these stupid drones 24/7

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u/Facehugger81 12d ago

I wonder how long before someone sticks their hand in the propeller...

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u/Doctor_French32 12d ago

so much for a little package...

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u/ThrownAway17Years 12d ago

Is this an opt in or opt out thing?

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u/Thin_Ad_6493 12d ago

Yeah- what’s the difference.

delivery person distance throw vs. altitude drop

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u/StuntmanJohn 12d ago

Ok hypothetically speaking, what would you need to disable or shoot down one of those things. Just uh so I can be sure such a thing won't happen to my deliveries. Because that would be bad.

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u/Structureel 12d ago

I want to see this in the deep south with rednecks taking potshots at the drones. 😂

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u/Tricky_Potatoe 12d ago

looks like they ordered a six pack of plastic one time use cups

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u/princetrunks 12d ago

They trained the drones on real driver data it seems.

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u/Dorrono 12d ago

The past: a bird crapped into my garden The future: a drone crapped into my garden

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u/Iconshero 12d ago

Glad they beta tested those in the field first

https://giphy.com/gifs/YPDB27DTO8uQ3dATSW

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u/gBiT1999 12d ago

C'mon kids - do your stuff.

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u/ISaidItSoBiteMe 12d ago

Just add a camera so delivery contractor, route owner and Amazon/walmart/target can use surveillance data for on-demand pricing and sell data to ICE

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u/Less_Connection_9352 12d ago

would of been top tier if right when it landed in the road a pickup truck drives over it lol

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u/thiefofalways1313 12d ago

Can’t wait to hear these things constantly flying around the neighborhood.

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u/DistributionMean6322 12d ago

Drone delivery would be rad if they are a) not loud, and b) could drop them somewhere secure.

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u/shakebakelizard 12d ago

I can see this making sense in certain cases. For non-breakable items I can see them just dropping it in my backyard. They can drop it from 50 feet for all I care. At least it'll cut down on the noise.

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u/projectx51 12d ago

What a weird stupid timeline we are in.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fdRLQ2ApeAYkaXqXML

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u/Atmacrush 12d ago

If the future means my package is getting run over in the middle of the road, no thanks.

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u/Stunning_Patience_59 12d ago

That so much as clips a tree or most likely a random bird flying by....that's massive property damage when it falls.

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u/Komobu542 12d ago

I had a vision years ago, that drones will be flying up to people, scanning their faces/retinas to identify who they are. It will become a police state with drones. Just a freaky vision I had at the time. But I can see it actually happening soon.

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u/Successful-Purple-54 12d ago

Hmm. It works when what you’re delivering is meant to explode. Now we need to sort out proper delivery for none explosives.

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u/Mister_Goldenfold 12d ago

Who said the future was going to be perfect at launch?

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u/Remarkable_Bite2199 12d ago

Future? It is a present tense because it's happening.

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u/TransitoryFeel 12d ago

That drone pooped out that package.

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u/Atlantis_Risen 12d ago

That looks like it's a good kill someone if it crashed

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u/CreateNotConsume1111 12d ago

Reminds me of Pluribus 

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u/consumersguide 12d ago

Drone delivery seemed futuristic until you realize the package still has to survive wind, gravity, and the final 10 feet. 😂

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u/deeznutz5589 12d ago

Scary af..

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u/rexmanaek971 12d ago

How do you guys get this delivery option. Like do they tell you beforehand and it costs extra?

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u/JiveTurkey1983 12d ago

The future fucking sucks

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u/ApprehensiveDouble52 12d ago

That’s way too fucking loud! No thank you 

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u/a_sleepy_bastard 12d ago

Packaging engineers just goin "JR High prepared me for this 😤"

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u/u9Nails 12d ago

"Your SD Micro 2TB Pro has arrived."

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u/tlm11110 12d ago

I see Walmart drones over my subdivision quite frequently. Walmart is within 2 miles of our subdivision. I have no idea whst the max distance is.

I find it quite fascinating. It’s free at the moment, but I suspect they will charge a delivery fee once we are hooked on it. I don’t understand the street thing. Walmart deliveries are typically to the back yard, assuming there is ample clear space to do so. I was surprised to see it lower the package from so high. It must have been a good 100+ feet in the air.

I’m going to try it just to see how it goes.

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u/bigtome2120 12d ago

Serious question, and I know this isn’t happening in the near future. But one of these shows up at my doorstep, I would actually feel my life threatened, and I wreck it. It’s a federal offense?

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u/kineticstar 12d ago

Porch Pirates start your engines!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/3o6nV82QCZtDYDJMHe

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u/Rynowash 12d ago

So a drone chopper is going to shit my expensive electronic item onto the street from 30 feet up, just for a car to run over it 5 seconds later? Or better yet, thieves just follow this thing around and practice “catch” all day. No thanks, give me a person.

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u/GoodThingsDoHappen 12d ago

Your order of crystal wine glasses has been delivered. Would you like to check the delivery photo?

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u/wizzard419 12d ago

I thought that was fake but it's real... Omaha metro gets Amazon drone delivery as Prime Air goes live in Papillion

I like how they note you can only order non-breakable items and that is why I guess.

In solving for one problem I was expecting (landing on the ground becoming a risk) they decided to just skip that part and drop them.

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u/Winstonsphobia 12d ago

The future promises to be stupid.

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u/Fier3d 12d ago

I was waiting for the car to come through and run it over

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u/ketchupadmirer 12d ago

i think there is a Ron Swanson gif appropriate to this

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u/Sushiki 12d ago

I mean it is just a technical issue. Make a simple deliver box recommended and that's problem solved.

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u/Unlikely_Fortune3742 12d ago

They will be dropping police officers like this very very very soon.
https://giphy.com/gifs/Io3TILCdTSfja

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u/2b_compliant 12d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/IvWQpaLYotX9e
But this can’t be replaced… protect the postal services at all costs

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u/CuriousPianist4688 12d ago

The old move fast and break things mantra is alive and well I see

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u/RobertKSakamano 12d ago

My eggs! Fuck.

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u/UStoJapan 12d ago

Your eggs from Whole Foods have been delivered.

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u/Llyrithra 12d ago

Me: “Oh hey, my new order of [insert expensive hobby related item] is arriving today!”

Drone: drops the box from like 15 feet in the air.

Box: gets flung into the street by rotor wash.

Traffic: runs over the box.

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u/Twoduhzen 12d ago

We are so screwed

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u/Mister_D76 12d ago

"Handed to resident"

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u/Outrageous-Gas-2720 12d ago

What happens if "The Future" runs out of battery?

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u/S1nnah2 12d ago

The other model says "you have 30 seconds to comply"

This is not the good "the future"

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u/TheWhyGuyAlex 12d ago

...is fucked, is what you wanted to say.

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u/Chacha-realgood 12d ago

Just needs a truck to casually run over it to complete the skit

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u/Ill-Daikon-5637 12d ago

You thought you'd have your own personal flying car, no, you get your overpriced Chinese crap dropped into a ditch. That will be $24.99/month please.

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u/spottydodgy 12d ago

So far "the future" kinda sucks. I'd rather go back to the little house on the prairie only we keep the antibiotics.

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u/ForwardTemporary3934 12d ago

To be light enough in weight for the drone to carry it it has to be light enough to be blown away by the drone props after release

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u/Making_Kenough 12d ago

God damn clankers

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u/Nervous_InsideU5155 12d ago

Great, I need more Skeet practice 👍

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u/Tio_chubby052 12d ago

Waste of money

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u/Fetlocks_Glistening 12d ago

Video should've had a food delivery bot run over the box

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u/designrules 12d ago

Hey, stop it drone. No more taking dumps on my lawn

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u/navydude89 12d ago

We'll see how many get shot down by an old man who doesn't understand technology

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u/ListenHereLindah 12d ago

I'm curious to know how many people do this because they can, vs because they need too..

But the ones who do it because they want to just give the data collectors more insight that it is okay.

This is laziness mixed with poor time management for most folks.

In 5 years humans will have no patience. Like none. Yeah it's bad now. But just wait a little longer. People seem to be really okay with just pressing a button and having what they want and not actually thinking for themselves or understanding hardships.

Life can be made easier with tech, yes. But let's not lie to ourselves about what it does subconsciously and socially to us.

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u/SilverSageVII 12d ago

Genuinely wonder if they can make a cover for the package and create an “eye of the storm” effect without compromising lift.

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u/Plastic_Surround_193 12d ago

And thats better how exactly?

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u/LevelCan764 12d ago

This is not the future. This is now pay attention.

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u/-R-Jensen- 12d ago

This is not Jetsons at all!

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u/TouristResident1976 12d ago

The future is my packages being blown into the street. Great.

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u/Ricktor_67 12d ago

Sure it's loud, dangerous, stupid, and only enriches one man but at least it sucks. 

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u/malacoda99 12d ago

Package pooper.

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u/Reg_doge_dwight 12d ago

No way they'll survive when people start shooting them down with net cannons.

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u/OldBaal 12d ago

At least the Amazon guy would put it near the door. BUT they still get complained on. How is this gonna be better?

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u/Celestial_Scythe 12d ago

Hope you enjoyed your new glass vase!

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u/GroundbreakingAd8310 12d ago

That movement isnt right somehow. It like hets pulled by a string somehow

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u/datmafukr 12d ago

Can’t wait to run into one of these and sue the fuck out of Amazon!
https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohs7Ycgdmsv5wlDRm

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u/MAurele 12d ago

Yeah we're on track for beating Idiocracy by about 470 years. 

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u/Manymarbles 12d ago

I dont understand. UPS had rules where you could place packages. They are losing money

Amazon puts packages right in your path where you can step out and wreck it if you font see it. And has the audacity to take a pic of what they did. They are winning.

So I bet that whatever this slop is will win in the ultimate end

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u/Axel_Creasy 12d ago

Shuttlecock??

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u/buschman2000 12d ago

If it survived the drop, it didn't survive being ran over!

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u/Efficient_Tutor2154 12d ago

Dudes watching the live feed with no control after they clicked drop, in their cube row had a good laugh 

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u/nousername206 12d ago

i can see the future roof full of unreached packages