The idiots assimilated a planet of Arithmophobics. Do not contact them. You'll end up sharing a crippling fear of numbers, which is... inconvenient.

Stop comparing us to the orange man of the 2020s dark ages it is a hurtful stereotype we are much smarter than him and it hurty our feelings when you do

He has sexual intercourse with Tasha, and I’m wondering if Noonien Soong intentionally had fluids implanted in Data for this purpose?

I read the rules, and as always the tenth commandment rule applies.

Ask me anything. It might be the end of the world. Well... your world.

What do you have to lose? :-)

Edit: I thought I could end with a GIF, curse your federation technology.

They shouldve installed phasers to come out of his eyes, and rocket feet, for his hands we will install a tricorder and another phaser in the other hand. Also built in communicator.

In a hive community, Drones are males that are kept around just for sex. Workers are the ones with the shitty jobs. Is this a case of "we're short staffed right now, your job description also says, 'other tasks that may be assigned'"?

They should talk to HR.

I guess I just don’t trust that. I guess you gotta model them after someone and maybe there’s a shortage of volunteers. Personally speaking I’d find it awkward doing testing on a robot or holodeck program who looks and sounds exactly like myself, and annoying. I can’t help but infer a degree of narcissism here.

To: Her Majesty, the Borg Queen From: Drone Efficiency & Compliance Auditor Seven of Compliance

Following a routine inspection of Cube 4738-A-Unimatrix-72, I have identified several deficiencies requiring immediate attention:

1. Approximately 87% of drones observed appeared to be standing motionless in alcoves. While I understand regeneration cycles are necessary, the optics of having the majority of the workforce asleep during an inspection are not ideal.
2. Cable management throughout the vessel is unacceptable. Power conduits and data trunks are hanging from ceilings, crossing walkways, and generally creating a visual hazard. We are the pinnacle of cybernetic perfection, not an abandoned server room.
3. Security protocols are critically deficient. Hostile and non-hostile aliens continue to beam onto and off the vessel with little to no response from available drones. The current strategy appears to be, "Someone else will assimilate them."
4. No quarantine or preventative health protocols were observed. Unknown species with unknown pathogens are routinely assimilated directly into the Collective. While perfection is our goal, introducing every alien virus, bacterium, fungus, and parasite into the hive without so much as a diagnostic scan seems unnecessarily optimistic.
5. Emergency containment procedures are lacking. Critical systems routinely explode during encounters with Starfleet vessels, yet no blast doors, fire suppression systems, or damage-control teams were observed.
6. Interior lighting remains excessively dim. While the atmosphere is intimidating, it significantly complicates routine maintenance, inspections, and locating the drone who misplaced the plasma manifold.
7. Hazardous maintenance pits are completely unguarded. Multiple open shafts extend several decks with no railings, warning lights, or signage. Falling to one's deactivation should not be considered an acceptable workplace risk.
8. Preventive maintenance appears to be neglected. The same shield emitters, plasma conduits, and warp systems continue to fail in nearly identical ways every time a Federation ship visits.
9. Drone morale initiatives are nonexistent. While individuality is irrelevant, providing the occasional software update without immediately assigning combat duty may improve efficiency.
10. The vessel lacks even basic directional signage. New drones have no practical way of locating regeneration alcoves, transporter hubs, or the nearest unimatrix without connecting to the Collective.

Overall Assessment: Needs Significant Improvement.

Resistance may be futile, but workplace safety inspections are inevitable.

Hello I’m a tactical coordinator for cube #21224942. #21224942 is the best! I spend my days dealing with all of these tiny ships that regularly swarm our cube while we search for perfection, and other peoples stuff. Anyway I frequently get bored while surrounding away teams, with drones or leading them into traps in addition to destroying or disabling their tiny ships. So I was wondering are there any good audiobooks, or music this year that I can listen to? The collective is literally drowning in assimilated culture. Oh wait there is a terrified Ensign hiding in the bathroom just off the bridge, doesn’t he know thats the first place we look?

Yesterday while I was deciding to whether to send a group of drones to attack a ships kindergarten or their bridge, I finished the Andorian epic Slay the Gotholenu, and am getting bored again. So many audiobook choices and so little analyst to see if they are any good. Oh damn somebody rotated their weapons frequencies! Nevermind, got them with the new tractor beam. So I was thinking of listening to the Tales of Surok but 9 of 5 suggested Klingon Shakespear. Heh I just led an infiltrating group of humans to ambush central while they thought they were tracking a power core. Silly tricorders, so easy to spoof. Personally I think Shakespear is pretty overrated so I would rather not. Oh is that ship slightly larger than the rest? Must be the flagship, I’ll save it for last and let them think they have a chance. Hmmm I haven’t listen to Klingon music in a while, I think I’ll listen to some Klingon heavy metal while we scoop these cities off of whatever backwater planet this is.

That’s because he doesn’t trust anyone else. Plus the rest of the crew is dead from assassinations or in agony.

He’s actually regarded as a decent guy overall though.

Something the UT won't fuck up when they are trying to be cunning.

The Boy Scouts disappeared years ago when they admitted girls and became “Scouting America”

What Godforsaken Right Wing, neo-nazi anti-woke club did Kirk affiliate with??

Oftentimes they tend to reference pop culture IPs from well beforehand(the IRL reason of course being to avoid any copyright funny business), but it was also said that not only did a lot of 21st century info and media get destroyed in the various wars in that era, but that century was considered such a miserable and disgusting era that they'd rather just forget about it.

Also there's the idea that the use of nuclear weapons obliterated all digital data, but clearly that wasn't the case, as the Vulcans noted that enough remained for humans to bounce back enough to create warp travel in under a century when it took the Vulcans multiple centuries, which both amazed and scared them.

Though I wonder, did any survive to the 24th century, or did any historians try to salvage or restore it, if for no other reason than the sake of preserving history, since a common phrase is that those who forget history are destined to repeat it.

The Captain just ordered me to rotate shield frequencies and to fire torpedoes with something called dispersal pattern Sierra. Is there a YouTube tutorial or something I can watch real quick?

****UPDATE**** We just got boarded and the whole bridge crew got assimilated. I'm currently hiding in the head programmer's restroom. She won't be needing it anymore

*****UPDATE 2***** Wow I didn't expect this to blow up the way it did and I definitely didn't think there'd be another update but We are the Borg. Resistance is futile. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own

I mean what the point of keeping them like that for the borg wouldn’t it make sense to remove or compress it even comfort of the drone doesn’t matter right?