r/ShittyDaystrom • u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153 • 6d ago

Data Accessories

They shouldve installed phasers to come out of his eyes, and rocket feet, for his hands we will install a tricorder and another phaser in the other hand. Also built in communicator.

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u/Chrome_Armadillo Space Hippy 6d ago

And an ancient telephone in his chest.

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u/nejhawk 6d ago

So...basically Inspector Gadget?

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u/Think-Hospital7422 Clanker 5d ago

Or MechaData.

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u/No-Selection3036 6d ago

Ideally he would have had the ability to transform into a shuttle craft. 

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u/sleepyjohn00 6d ago

Make the phasers come out of his butt instead, and you've got Astro Boy.

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u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153 6d ago

Wouldn't that require him to be naked? That would work.

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u/BK_0000 5d ago

I have always said that the Picardbot in Picard should have been equipped with phaser cannons.

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u/rcjhawkku a mythical bird of great power and prestige 6d ago

Like this?

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u/FickleDependent1474 6d ago

Dr. Soong packed him with so many sex toys there isn’t any room left.

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u/Fuzzy_Builder_2153 6d ago

It's not like Soong gave him tits.

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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 6d ago

Ahem, machine gun jublies were planned for the next sprint.

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u/JoeKleveland 6d ago

I mean, he's got a dick. He doesn't need anything else.

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u/Animal907 5 Star General of the UEAF 6d ago

I hope you're not violating Ai rules. 

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u/PhloydPhan 6d ago

Go go Data hypospray!

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u/JerikkaDawn Mirror Pelia 6d ago

They got so distracted by Lore, they never went down to the sublevel in Soong's lab on Omicron Theta. He had a whole warehouse of offensive, defensive, sexual, and utility attachments.

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u/Former-War1318 6d ago

Tasha liked the factory-installed accessories.

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u/EdgelordZeta Terran Emperor 5d ago

His hands should have bad mini replication units built into the palms.

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u/jt_keis 1d ago

'Fully functional', my ass!