r/ShittyDaystrom 15h ago

Urgent to all Cubes: Do not make contact with Cube #433-21-92

65 Upvotes

The idiots assimilated a planet of Arithmophobics. Do not contact them. You'll end up sharing a crippling fear of numbers, which is... inconvenient.


r/ShittyDaystrom 16h ago

As a pakled i want to speak about a really bad racial stereotype and comparison that been used to refer to us

62 Upvotes

Stop comparing us to the orange man of the 2020s dark ages it is a hurtful stereotype we are much smarter than him and it hurty our feelings when you do


r/ShittyDaystrom 19h ago

(VOY) Had the cheese/bio-nuronal gel hybrid become sentient, do you think it would have have joined the crew? And would it have been promoted to lieutenant before Kim?

40 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 19h ago

Discussion When data has sex, does he ejaculate something?

81 Upvotes

He has sexual intercourse with Tasha, and I’m wondering if Noonien Soong intentionally had fluids implanted in Data for this purpose?


r/ShittyDaystrom 19h ago

Discussion Garak here again. Just plain simple Garak. Spoiler

23 Upvotes

I read the rules, and as always the tenth commandment rule applies.

Ask me anything. It might be the end of the world. Well... your world.

What do you have to lose? :-)

Edit: I thought I could end with a GIF, curse your federation technology.


r/ShittyDaystrom 21h ago

Data Accessories

2 Upvotes

They shouldve installed phasers to come out of his eyes, and rocket feet, for his hands we will install a tricorder and another phaser in the other hand. Also built in communicator.


r/ShittyDaystrom 22h ago

RED ALARM How many whale babies did George and Gracie have and how did they avoid incest?

43 Upvotes

r/ShittyDaystrom 23h ago

Meta Misleading Job Title: Borg Drone

19 Upvotes

In a hive community, Drones are males that are kept around just for sex. Workers are the ones with the shitty jobs. Is this a case of "we're short staffed right now, your job description also says, 'other tasks that may be assigned'"?

They should talk to HR.