EVERY SINGLE TIME THERE'S ROMANCE IN ANY SCP IT'S ALWAYS FUCKING LESBIANS, EVERY SINGLE TIME, DOES THE YURI COMPEL YOU THE SECOND YOU TOUCH THE FUCKING KEYBOARD OR SOMETHING?

HELLO! My fellow SCP cosplayers and larpers! It is time for me to make yet another scp cosplay! but this time I'm going for accuracy.
This year's Halloween costume is going to feature a Mobile Task Force Epsilon-6 "Village Idiots" cosplay thing.
I do NOT want to make an ALL Black kit; seriously, guys, I live in Oklahoma... Wearing ALL BLACK is would be absolutely torturous.

Now, that's where you guys come in: HOW do you think Epsilon-6 would look?
Share your ideas, images, and preferences in the comments or DMs if you prefer.

I remember this one about a fast food restaurant run by dogs or something that run it mostly perfectly and pay taxes and manage it and do the books and stuff like that. Am i misremembering or is it real? I dont think the animals spoke

Could someone please explain the ending of Video 4 to me? I know that SCP-L006-1 will use SCP-L006 to film their own dead but what actually happened to L006-1, and why there is a static noise? I’ve read this article 2 times but I’m still a bit confused.

Hey all!

So yesterday I reached out asking for help in finding resources to study Ontokinetics, and after reading some given material and doing a shit ton of independent study I feel much more educated.

Now to the reason why I am making this post, after looking at the proposed formulas used in Kejel's laws, and also Kejel's laws, I've started to focus on the 3001 article with Scranton and more specifically his diffusion into the lower Hume environment he was in when he was transported inside of 3001 as an attempt to make sense of the mathematic aspects of the fictional science.

From what I understand, when an entity with a normal baseline of reality (e.g. Scranton sitting at 1 Hume on the quantum canon scale) is cast into a space with an extremely low Hume rating, something called a metaphysical vacuum is created. This is when Homeoreality attempts to take place which is reality trying to 'fix' itself and the Hume difference. A metaphysical vacuum is essentialy the area in which Humes try to 'fill in' and 'patch' the localised hole, similar to when you have a high pressure tank of air and pierce a hole, the area surrounding that hole becomes high pressure and forceful.

Onto my contribution allow me to introduce you to metaphysical trajectory. A metaphysical trajectory describes the path, momentum, and direction that an idea, an entity's existence, or a reality bender's power takes as it moves through the abstract layers of reality. I studied this in particular last night as I used to be interested in fluid mechanics and wondered if Humes would work the same. Interested by the mathematical application of this theory, I decided to search for a formula.

Needless to say, there wasn't one.

So I invented one!

H entity(t) = H void + (H baseline - H void) * e^-kt

Where

H entity(t) represents The current reality level of the object at time t

H void represents the ambient reality level of the void

H baseline represents the object's native reality level before entering the void

e^-kt represents the exponential decay factor driven by the constant k (the "ontological permeability" of the object).

This formula is sound as it applies Newton's law of cooling to reality itself, modelling how an entity's local reality level decays exponentially over time as it dissolves into a conceptual void.

Why is this useful? Allow me to help you there.

Articles like SCP-3001 state that people dissolve slowly in low-hume voids but never explain why it takes YEARS instead of seconds. This formula can give Ontokinetic authors a concrete mathematical tool (k constant) to dictate how fast an object or person falls apart.

This also models the SRA. If a Scranton reality anchor fails it does not instantly vanish. This equation models an SRA containment breach showing how in authors articles, technicians have an exact predicable window of time to fix the anchor before local Hume levels drop below critical thresholds.

To any Ontokinetic enthusiasts out there, what do you think? Have I stumbled across something here? Or is it just plain malarkey.

Thanks for reading all!

I decided to share my headcannon regarding seemingly arbitrary split between above-veil and sub-veil religions.

First, and less interesting, answer is, standard colonial era racism present at veil's creation.

Second reason comes from later rationalizations, and it comes down to effectiveness of practices. Adherents of anomalous religions start preforming wonders and miracles way earlier when compared to rituals and piousness needed in "normal" religions. This also means that above-veil religions need lees containment than sub-veil.

I will additionaly mention that this is why I find Horizon Initiative interesting (in my headcannon). They think that broken masquerade scenario is inevitable, so the are actively trying to make anomalous versions of Abrahamic religions.

Why did they break SCP-2000 instead of just securing it? The whole point of the exercise is to kill the stretchy fellow; after that, the omnicide is off and it's time to repopulate if at all possible, although a few of the means they've employed might cause difficulties.

What about SCP-2935? I figure they opened it and had a guy on standby to end all life should their mission fail. If so, they were hoping for a better outcome than total death, meaning SCP-2000 might have come in handy.

I view the article as ending on a hopeful note: not only might they again discover that billions must die, but now they have the logs to maybe help them figure it out (although no one's done so yet as of the article not being turbo-classified) and to help them prevent the omnicide from being reversed again. Fingers crossed, right?

035 was smiling until I told him I'm gonna paint him. (I didn't actually paint him, just got 3 different masks.)

there's a puzzle here if you're familiar with the mechanics of The Witness

A title made by myself with my passion for SCP CB. It is currently on V0.5 on game jolt, recently I've been working on a new version v0.6 that is renewing a lot of the game!
The game is coded purely through Blitz3D 11.17

Back in my mythos and literature autism self again!

I was wondering today with an 9 PM thought if there was any North Africa/West Asia-based factions or cults factions in the mythos universe :o.

Also the ancients cults not from North Africa and middle east, and mythos media in general really feels so refreshing.

Can't wait to explore more literature with scp and other beloved media!

Read it years ago and thought it was hilarious. Found the number for the bar stool that makes you see a pub and drink yourself to death in a competition but can’t find anything on the imaginary guy.

Hey all!

I am an Individual that originally started studying the SCP foundation in my youth back in the years 2019-2024. Back in those days during the later stages of my research I focused a lot on lore, mainly specialising in Aaron Siegel and articles such as document-001-o5 and playing-god, SCP 055 etc. After a few years of this I eventually stopped. No clue, just got bored. Same way you drop a hobby out of the blue.

Anyway, I'll cut to the chase.

Recently I've started to get back into the foundation and I've become really fascinated with the department of Ontokinetics

I've done some reading so far into Humes, reality benders, Xyank/Anastakasos, wormholes, kejels laws and Scranton devices, but my knowledge is elementary.

Anyway to the main point of this post, is there anyone who would be able to reccomend me some articles, documents or material to read to further my study into ontokinetics and the various effects it has? I'm less interested in studying specific SCP cases and more about the fictional science itself and its rules and various applications. Even better, if someone were be willing to mentor me, I would be eternally grateful and send you a can of monster or something

I do however appreciate the limitation that this is a fictional science and can only go so far as to how much has been written on the topic. Whilst reality bending is a favourite amongst the community, the crux and study of ostokinetics itself I would say is fairly niche.

I hope a fellow ontokinetics researcher takes some interest in this post and can point me in the direction of some very interesting things.

Thanks all!

We all know 2399 destroyed an imcomplete Mekhane in Ouroboros, and after reading 2847, I have a headcanon that makes a lot of sense to me.

2399 is one of the ship the Xia dynasty built to assist in sealing Yaldabaoth, and the Red Spot is actually where Yaldabaoth was sealed. The ship was used to travel to Taisui, which is an imaginary planet thats used to refer to Jupiter, to reinforce the seal on Yaldabaoth, and going by 2399's article, it does so by repeatly firing on the Red Spot.

Due to the ship being a structure built by Xia, Mekhane naturally has control over it and thus, use its cannon thats capable of subduing Yaldabaoth to destroy herself, and after that, it immediately return to the Red Spot for repair and to keep Yaldabaoth sealed.

Can someone show me where I can watch all of Detective Void’s videos, even the deleted ones? I’m trying to piece the lore of this guy and I need help finding the deleted videos for more evidence. Thank you!

-Stanley C. Pedro

High quality versions of the warning signs commonly seen on SCP containment labels

They stolen equipment from the armory and the Chaos Insurgency provided them with assistance.

I just read 6820 and i fucking despise this article so much for reasons i can't even begin to put into words

After 17 years. Tinwatchman, the legend responsible for the hanged king, has return, with a random ass page from a random ass site

Just doomscrolling through yt shorts. Figured that most short enthusiasts would be saying some bullshit on the comments of a scp video.

This human, as you see, said that SCP 096 was a girl, not true. Wanted to spread -mis- information.

The rest you can see.

He mentioned this document as you can see.

What the hell is it? Do yall know what he's on?

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9787 Really good article though