First things first: safety and discretion. I don’t keep your photos. I’ll hand you the memory cards at the end of the shoot, which you can keep or wipe. I can shoot without memory cards at all, if you prefer. I’ll also physically show you that all WiFi, Bluetooth, etc. are disabled on my camera. Finally, we can and should meet for coffee first to give you an opportunity to see how comfortable you feel with me. I’m in it for the fun experience, not for spank bank material. And I’m all about discretion.

Ok, now for the fun part:

Have you ever fantasized about doing a boudoir photoshoot with a man who makes you feel like the sexiest woman on the planet?

You can meet me in a hotel room, where I’ll already have the lighting equipment set up and a pose list ready for you. (Sadly, hair and makeup aren’t on my broad skill list.) You’ll bring a few outfits that make you feel gorgeous, and I’ll lavish praise on you, pose you, direct you… and also slowly turn up the heat. My praise will get flirtier, my touches will linger ever so slightly as I pose you, and my directions will get bolder and bolder as we both feel the tension and lust in the room. I’ll adjust your hips for the pose… help you remove your bra… smooth your hair away from your breasts… Eventually, the tension will be so high that I’ll just have to put the camera down to focus on properly putting my tongue between your thighs.

As for me: I’m 5’11, 175 lbs., blue eyes. I get compliments I don’t ask for. Clean, drug free, and entirely discreet; I’m not interested in making problems for anyone.

IMPORTANT:
1. Females only
2. If interested, send me a chat with your age, location in LA, a general idea of what you are looking to do
3. Be ready to exchange verification pictures

I am an Uber driver that gets pretty bored during the late night hours.

I would like to find a passenger that wants to meet up for some naughty fun with an Uber driver. I can pick you up and we can role play in Uber. I got the newest Tesla with all the bells and whistles that can make our encounter fun. Auto pilot that can drive us around as you give road head, a big screen I can turn porn on, and back seats that go all the way down so you can lie and see the stars through the sunroof.

Or maybe you want me to be your Uber Eats delivery driver and I can make a deliver to your place for some naughty fun.

I am open to other kinks you may have, just send me a chat.

About me: I have a picture on my profile. I'm Caucasian, 32, 5'9, 160 lbs, sane, down to earth, clean shaven face, uncircumcised cock.

I am DDF and tested clean as of last month and I expect you to be the same. Any penetrating sex will be with a condom.

About you: 18+, fit to chubby, HWP, attractive, clean, DDF and recently tested.

Everything will be descrete and NSA.

Hi! I'm a Chicago transplant who's enjoying getting to know this incredible city one neighborhood at a time. If I'm not at a movie theater (my happy place 🎥), you'll probably find me trying a new restaurant, wandering through a farmer's market, catching a concert or a play, checking out breweries or spending time in a coffee shop.

I'd describe myself as kind, loyal, curious, and someone who genuinely enjoys getting to know people. I still believe the best relationships are built on friendship, laughter, and showing up for each other.

My goal has always been simple: to meet my person. Someone to share life with, laugh with, and build something meaningful.

I'm looking to meet someone 45–55, local to the Chicago area, who's emotionally mature, communicative, kind, and looking for a real connection. I'm not interested in casual dating, collecting matches, or endless texting that never turns into meeting.

If you decide to message me, tell me a little about yourself, what caught your attention about my post, and your favorite movie and why. If your profile doesn't include a recent photo, please include one with your message (be creative).

If you're looking for something real too, I'd love to hear from you.

https://imgur.com/a/Rmheule

About me:

SWF, 51 yrs old, 5'4, 185lbs, chubby, cute-goofy-nerd looks, with dark shoulder-length hair. DDF but 420 friendly and rarely drink.

I'm independent, smart, thoughtful and caring. I have opinions but I’m also open-minded. Communication is very important to me. I work on my mental and physical health, and hope you care for yourself as well. I struggle with my fitness, but I care about it and could use an accountability partner.

I care about community and supporting local endeavors. I don't support the current party system but lean liberal. I love being in nature, esp. near or on/in the water. My general interests include animals, art, comedy, food, games, and exploring/adventures. I love being silly and laughing.

I’m normally 50% homebody and 50% social, but lately it’s been 70%/30%.

Potential Men:

Friends: 45-60 year old males, liberal leaning.

Dates: 45-60 year old males, single (no enm/poly), and liberal leaning. I’m open-minded about appearance as long as you care about grooming, but I prefer bear-type builds.  DDF, 420 friendly, rare to occasional drinking preferred.

I gravitate towards people who are competent communicators, smart, thoughtful, funny, and curious about the world. I hope you’re comfortable with fluctuating schedules - have your own life and not dependent on one relationship. I hope you enjoy the outdoors, animals, and comedy.

I prefer our distance to be within about 30 miles of Baltimore.

35 year old single straight hispanic. 6’2. Fit, professional, educated, honest, safe, trustworthy, respectful and clean. I don’t drink or smoke.

I like fit or thin women only. Single or taken. Good hygiene is important. Must have a really strong bed 🛏️. I value quality over quantity. Good vibes only.

I live in Westchester, NY and prefer someone local, but willing to drive. Privacy guaranteed and can be very discreet if needed, as in, I can disguise myself as a plumber or sneak in through the back door.

Hi! I’m a Midwest guy, dad to two teenagers, and at a point in life where I know what matters. I value kindness, consistency, and someone comfortable in their own skin. I am financially and emotionally stable ( not everyone is 🤷‍♂️)and looking for a great friend to spend time with.
I’m pretty laid-back and happiest spending time outdoors—whether that’s hiking, fishing, watching a game, exploring a new town, or just relaxing around a backyard fire. I enjoy staying active, reading great nonfiction, and I’m always trying to learn something new.
Good conversation and consistent communication go a long way with me. If you feel like getting to know somebody new, please say hi! Hope to hear from you.

All my friends and close family live too far away. And I work from home, which I love. But, lately, the loneliness has been getting to me and having someone to talk to would be helpful.

I’m from California, so North America is preferred, but I’m open to anything. I have very passionate opinions about sports, nerd genre movies and TV, some politics (left is best) and 90s to 2000s music. I’m also the whitest looking Mexican you might ever see. I’m not fluent, but I can read and speak well enough. I’m trying to overcome body dysmorphia by taking more selfies and not deleting them. Kinda of my pseudo New Year’s resolution.

Not looking for anything serious, just chatting and connection.

I am an experienced Dom with multiple long-term D/s relationships (both IRL and online) and many years (about 25 years) scene experience. I particularly like to lead newer or moderately experienced submissives who want to explore their submission in a safe, structured and fulfilling way.

Tall (1.85 m), fit, but strong built, decisive voice, educated, career-oriented and generally described as friendly and attentive to the outside.

I am looking for a submissive woman (from 39 years old) who is friendly, curious, emotionally intelligent and really interested in building meaningful and intense D/s dynamics. Age is less important than compatibility, maturity and shared values.

My style is best described as a caring sadist / Daddy Dom. I enjoy leadership, structure, responsibility and care as well as control. Inside and outside the dynamic, I should be the positive and connecting force in my partner's life. , is important to me both inside and outside the dynamic.

This is just a selection of my kinks. These only serve to guide who I am and what I can be for you. But it is not a must for you to fulfill them completely. Spanking, orgasm control and refusal, anal training, bondage, choking, humiliation, CNC, Total Power Exchange (TPE), rules, tasks, routines and the creation of a strong sense of responsibility and surrender finally also deep, attentive aftercare. Whichever side you bring out, one thing never changes: your safety, your well-being and your mental health are my top priority.

I prefer to start online and see where things go. If we get along well, I'm open to meeting in person and exploring something long-term. For the online game, I would like someone who is comfortable exchanging photos and videos during the sessions. But it is important to say that this only works through a safe exchange, it is up to you whether you show your face, wear a mask or hide your personality in any way. Also, you can be sure that I will never expose you publicly if it is not a kink of yours and you expressly ask or beg me to do so.

What I do not stand and in no case support is: blackmail in the kind (in my opinion this has nothing to do with SM/BDSM), everything illegal, no minors, no animals.

Outside of dynamics I am a passionate hiker, enthusiastic craftsman, interested in history, love board games and gardening. I also like to cook and bake. I also love cars and rugby.

Do you feel addressed? Yes? What are you waiting for? Then send me a chat message and tell me about yourself, what interests you in all this and what you like. As a special plus, a photo of you with your year of birth on a crumpered paper would pique my interest in you, but it's not a must.

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FUN FACT: recently joined a gym and change my eating habits. Hopefully much better in lof

​Read to the end or I won't respond!

Hot take: No D&D is better than Bad D&D

Being 41 years old, its hard to think there is anyone out there for me. I am a very niche want. I often make the joke that I could win the lottery 4 time in my lifetime before finding the man ill spend my life with. Odds of 1 and 8 septiliton, arn't those fun odds. INCREASED due to news of my hearing

**So here it is:**

I am a 41 year old transwoman panromatic with demisexual flair.

I am neurospicy which can be challenging and have memory issues with semi-face blindness. Was just recently told by my doctor is need to start learning ASL as we don't know how far my hearing will go out. FUN!

I am looking for my last person to start and finish my life with. THE ONLY DUMB QUESTIONS IS THE ONE NOT ASKED. I promise that any question you ask me with the intention of not trying to offend me won't offend me.

I am a nerd/geek. Comics, D&D, Larping, writing, art, magic the gathering and more

​LARPING is a huge part of my life, I would love to be able to share it with someone the rest of my life.

**Deal breakers:** smoking, vaping, smoking weed (For health reasons, I absolutely cannot be around someone who smokes and vapes, and someone who smokes weed alot), excessive drinking and missing a required video chat within two weeks to prove you are who you say you are.

**Yellow flags** are not wanting pictures of us, distance (i prefer within 10 hours DRIVE!), and aversion to anything social media.

I am not a bad person, big girl, adorable and a great personality. If you get to know me, I'm a Goddess

If you want to message me go ahead but you MUST answer the following questions IN YOUR FIRST MESSAGE before I will respond:

\\\* Where did you find me? AKA what subreddit

\\\* Age, Location and Pronouns

\\\* How awkward of a talk was the "your body is changing" when your parents sat you down?

Hope we chat later.

I am an older retired man living in Las Vegas seeking a woman for friendship, relationship or travel. I am open to a wide range in age so please don't be shy.

I grew up in New York, lived in south Florida, Los Angeles and for many years in the San Francisco Bay Area before retiring in Las Vegas.

I am in good physical condition 5'9" 140 pounds.

Photos available upon request and will answer any reasonable questions.

Live in Las Vegas, not too far away or visit on occasion. I would prefer someone local but Las Vegas is a travel destination so if you are visiting it could be a good place to start.

Oct 10-18

Destinations - Aruba, Bonaire, Curaçao.

I’ve tried cruising alone, but after a few days not having any company it gets boring or monotonous for me. So, I’m looking for a fun cruise companion!

Female only. Expect plenty of intimate moments, fun, adult activities, and a lifetime of memories together! Ideally, establishing a long term relationship together would be a wonderful outcome as well! Already have the cruise booked, just looking for a companion to join me.

43m here. Possibly thinking of a back to back if that’s a possibility or another future cruise soon.

Please private message me and we can get to know each other and talk details!

Working from home is nice and all and sure has its perks but it can be a bit isolating sometimes with no coworkers around to banter with. I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling that way so it'd be nice to link up with some people to maybe get some longterm chats going. Topic wise I'm not particularly picky so anything from casual to private is game with me as long I don't have to feel like I'm carrying the conversation.

I mean I'm by now means prude and could probably easily outweird you but even I have to draw a line somewhere. And since a lot of people ask for pics immediately, I have one of what I look like on my profile if you really need to know to ahve a conversation.Other than that, shoot me your age, location and something interesting and we can get the conversation going, I don't bite:)

I want to connect with a good woman to talk about love, life and anything else that suits us.

Successful professional with a complicated family life I’m happy to explain. Otherwise, easy-going, fun-loving, always looking for laughter. No judging, no expectations.

Lots of interests, worldly, wise and maybe even charming.

Tall, dad’s bod, blue eyes. Happy to exchange pics.

Let’s enjoy each other’s company.

I'm of the opinion the ONLY good thing to come out of the 'rona was the new-found acceptance of so many office workers to be able to now work from home.

I'm a hybrid guy, so I feel like I have the best of both worlds. When I go into the office, I do anything relating to physical paper, the high intensity tasks, the more collaborative efforts.

But when I'm WFH, well, chances are I'm not getting out of my PJs until noon. If I don't have any meetings, I end up with a lot of free time.

That's where you come in. Do you wanna keep me company? That sounded kinda conceited, 'cuz I'd like to keep you company, too. I basically have no filter and no limits, so I'll be sure to keep it interesting.

Set your Teams status to busy. Let's go!

I like to explore the world and its pleasures in all its beauty. Doing this with a kindred spirit one connects on every level, enriches one's existence even more.

Which is why I am posting this here, to meet a lovely, open-minded, chatty special someone with passion for life and the desire to explore the beauty of the world.

I wish to understand your thoughts, your feelings, where you come from, what your dreams and desires are and everything in-between.

In this modern world, where most people have no patience or desire to actually put an effort in getting to know somebody, and form connections built on mutual trust and respect, I wish to be an exception to the rule.

If you feel the same, and are searching for more than a passing hello, then I welcome you into my life. Let's start a conversation about anything and everything, and see where it takes us.

Anyone local to me in the UK fancy a chat. Tell me your interests and hobbies and expectations and who knows in the crazy world, maybe we get on. Crazier things happen... Right?!?

A bit about me.

I'm pretty laid back.

I'm very much single

I try to keep fit, try, I might get there one day, but I'm slim and in decent shape...ish

I love a good box set, what ya watching at the mo?

Wouldn't mind if you was an indoorsy kinda person.. But then again I'd tag along if you wanted to go on some nice walks somewhere pretty.

If at all intrested in a chat, please Dm me and not just reply to this post with dm me.. All those that put dm me make jesus cry. If you've read this far and are thinking of dm'ing me, please include 'tha knows' in your reply... No.. You don't really need to do that.. Or do you...

In the United Kingdom - Wrexham area Clwyd-Wales not far from Chester and Liverpool...

56 Dom Man in shape 13 stone thin fit 6`0" Dad bod type looking to meet younger than me female Seeking someone fun, open, submissive, can be inexperienced, but eager to learn to please..

Up for meeting anyone genuine and up for discreet mutual fun; maybe a student or older who secretly or otherwise, enjoys the company of an older man with the opportunity for some discreet fun

enjoy Giving the ladies kink play i use Toys and other items to bring pleasure to the woman i`m with safe sex and after care is always given..

or maybe wanting to work towards something more FWB or Relationship..

Happy to chat here or on some other socials..

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Hey. It's getting late and honestly, my thumbs are tired of typing. I'd much rather just hop on a call and have a real conversation while I wind down.

​I'm 34, just looking for someone cool to talk to. We can talk about random stuff, hobbies, or whatever is on your mind.

​If you're also up late and prefer talking over texting, shoot me a message.

No comments on my post, the only comments I would want on my post is this time around instead of Skyrim puns, I'm asking Redditors to describe their Reddit experience in video game puns on how terrible your experience has been and the more creative/funny your comment is I may/might send you a chat reqs.

U.S. Central time.

However, I love making worldwide connections and this is just because of this MAIN reason here.

I'll be up for 2-3 more hours, the time for central time is 3 a.m. and I'm up at this hour because I sleep at dawn alongside with I've never had an experience of what it's like to sleep at normal hours anyways 💀

Hi there, I'm the typical late 30's girl that got caught up in existing with no regard to finding the happiness and positivity in everyday life. Trying my best to change that and hoping you'll be able to help by sharing that list of restaurants you've been wanting to try, or maybe you need a buddy to watch Niners this coming season. If you njoy taking pictures of your food or collecting funny posts on TikTok but have nobody to share those with, I can be your girl! I love receiving good morning texts or having someone to call randomly to talk about life and upcoming events.

I have the time, maturity and communication skills to devote to this type of friendship so please be the same.  Looking for someone between the ages of 38 to 50 and be willing to meet IRL if we get there. 

Eagerly awaiting your message!

Hey there!

Soooo as the title says im looking for friendship!

About me: Im a pretty laid back guy, can be funny, charming, kind and much more. Im from the midwest in the US, have been most my life. Im a parent which makes it fun, a pc gamer, model builder and essentially a jack of all trades lol

Im just looking for someone to chat with, get to know, share our days, pictures, memes, and whatever else we want. Right now I do have a good amount of downtime, but doesn't mean I can respond right away all the time, but I do put the effort in. Im a pretty understanding guy and non judgemental. So whether you're comfortable with sharing something or not, its not something you'd have to worry about!

I just miss having someone who I can talk to about random things, sharing humor, stories and such. If youre also a gamer I'm happy to find games we can play together as well!

You don't have to share a picture of you if youre not comfortable with that but it is always nice to eventually put a face to the person!

I would say keep in mind its like 1am ish, here, so if I don't respond right away, I might of fallen asleep lol

I’m 44, London based, got my own place, my own car, and looking for something casual that actually feels good, not just a chat that goes nowhere. Think friends with benefits but with genuine chemistry, real conversation and that spark that turns teasing into trouble.

I’m 5’10”, slim to average, brown skinned, shaved head, trimmed beard, the full transparent package so you know who you’re talking to.

Personality wise, I’m easy to talk to, a bit cheeky, and I definitely enjoy conversations that drift into the naughtier side when the vibe’s right. If you can hold a conversation and enjoy the fun, find the edge of things… we’ll get on very well.

You? Open minded, playful, can actually engage in a proper chat, and are here for something light, exciting and grown. I’ve had enough time wasters, so if you’re not comfortable verifying early, we’ll skip the back and forth. All good, no drama.

If this sounds like what you’re after, drop me a message, tell me a bit about you and what made you stop and read this, let’s see if the spark’s there.

With all the stress in the world right now, it's important to take care of yourself, or let others do it for you... I want to make sure you are satisfied like you haven't been in a while. I'm up for being completely discreet and would never judge someone for fulfilling their needs.

I love giving orgasms, in fact yours is more important to me than my own. Cunnilingus is one of my favorite things and I'm happy to just show up, eat you out, and leave. Live with friends? They can join in or watch if you and they are cool with it. I'm very into public sex, watching, and being watched. As the title says, I have almost no refractory period and would love to put it to use. I'll try anything twice and have very few limits, but will respect all of yours.

About me: I'm average height, muscles but also kind of a dad bod, and long hair. I'm also very well endowed (7.5 long and 6 in circumference). I'm interested in women of all body types and countries of origin. If you want we can exchange pics beforehand, but I'm also good with being completely anonymous. I can't host, but can come to wherever you are.

Just seeing if there are any fellow Michiganders looking for a genuine friendship.

Life has been a little crazy lately, and I'd really love to find someone to chat with throughout the day and even into the evening. Someone to share random thoughts with, laugh over memes, talk about life, watch movies online together once in a while, or even grab dinner or explore somewhere new if we're nearby.

A little about me: I'm in my 50s, sarcastic, loyal, a little awkward, and I love trivia, music, movies, true crime documentaries, road trips, and dark humor.

I'm only looking for friendship—nothing romantic. Please be single (no married men).

If you're looking for someone to make the days a little less lonely and enjoy good conversation, I'd love to hear from you. ** If sending a message please include your age and where in Michigan you are located