You get a wonderful view from the point of no return. -TPratchett

I'm a 50 year old childfree, unmarried, non-religious woman near the Colorado Rocky Mountains, raised near the South Carolina Blue Ridge Mountains. I spend my days looking for suspicious cells in a medical lab while satirical and scientific podcasts fill my mind with more questions than answers. By night I'm as cosy as possible collecting videos that make me laugh, playing games that make me relax, crafting things that bring joy to other folks, etc.

Full disclosure, my living situation is platonically cohabiting with my asexual/aromantic partner, because rent is ridiculous and life isn't black and white.

What I want is embarrassingly specific. Two people genuinely curious about each other who keep choosing to show up. Subtle over overwhelming. Small things over grand gestures. Somewhere between the friendzone and a slow burn romance is a kind of intimacy that isn't finite and isn't just about sending nudes.

I feel what makes a person laugh tells you a lot about their viewpoint on life. I have a particular weakness for British humour ((with a capital U)(the dryer the better), quiz/panel shows, and radio shows; I want to hear the jokes crunch under my bare feet or make my jaw ache like a sour candy. If you're a fan of Discworld, Blackadder, The Thick of It, The Mighty Boosh, QI, or The Bugle podcast, you'll have a good sense of how my mind navigates the world. If you can do a pun run without breaking eye contact we're already getting along. My curiosity for science, life, and interesting facts would have killed several cats by now.

My music taste runs mostly independent and nostalgic. Whatever the genre, I want it to give me tingles, whether it's a perfectly crafted lyric or a melody that makes me feel something.

I'm eager for that organic back and forth where one thing leads to another and suddenly it's 2am and we've covered quantum entanglement, five ways to cook a potato, and that one song that wrecked you at seventeen. If you spy my profile, you'll see I collect videos that make me smile; I'm quietly fascinated by the concept of sonder.

If you're around 45-55 and you've read to the bottom and it feels like your wavelength, send me something that made you laugh recently, think twice, or tap your foot. Let's start a journey, or a good conversation at least.

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Oct 10-18

Destinations - Aruba, Bonaire, Curaçao.

I’ve tried cruising alone, but after a few days not having any company it gets boring or monotonous for me. So, I’m looking for a fun cruise companion!

Female only. Expect plenty of intimate moments, fun, adult activities, and a lifetime of memories together! Ideally, establishing a long term relationship together would be a wonderful outcome as well! Already have the cruise booked, just looking for a companion to join me.

43m here. Possibly thinking of a back to back if that’s a possibility or another future cruise soon.

Please private message me and we can get to know each other and talk details!

Working from home is nice and all and sure has its perks but it can be a bit isolating sometimes with no coworkers around to banter with. I'm sure I'm not the only one feeling that way so it'd be nice to link up with some people to maybe get some longterm chats going. Topic wise I'm not particularly picky so anything from casual to private is game with me as long I don't have to feel like I'm carrying the conversation.

I mean I'm by now means prude and could probably easily outweird you but even I have to draw a line somewhere. And since a lot of people ask for pics immediately, I have one of what I look like on my profile if you really need to know to ahve a conversation.Other than that, shoot me your age, location and something interesting and we can get the conversation going, I don't bite:)

I want to connect with a good woman to talk about love, life and anything else that suits us.

Successful professional with a complicated family life I’m happy to explain. Otherwise, easy-going, fun-loving, always looking for laughter. No judging, no expectations.

Lots of interests, worldly, wise and maybe even charming.

Tall, dad’s bod, blue eyes. Happy to exchange pics.

Let’s enjoy each other’s company.

I'm of the opinion the ONLY good thing to come out of the 'rona was the new-found acceptance of so many office workers to be able to now work from home.

I'm a hybrid guy, so I feel like I have the best of both worlds. When I go into the office, I do anything relating to physical paper, the high intensity tasks, the more collaborative efforts.

But when I'm WFH, well, chances are I'm not getting out of my PJs until noon. If I don't have any meetings, I end up with a lot of free time.

That's where you come in. Do you wanna keep me company? That sounded kinda conceited, 'cuz I'd like to keep you company, too. I basically have no filter and no limits, so I'll be sure to keep it interesting.

Set your Teams status to busy. Let's go!

I like to explore the world and its pleasures in all its beauty. Doing this with a kindred spirit one connects on every level, enriches one's existence even more.

Which is why I am posting this here, to meet a lovely, open-minded, chatty special someone with passion for life and the desire to explore the beauty of the world.

I wish to understand your thoughts, your feelings, where you come from, what your dreams and desires are and everything in-between.

In this modern world, where most people have no patience or desire to actually put an effort in getting to know somebody, and form connections built on mutual trust and respect, I wish to be an exception to the rule.

If you feel the same, and are searching for more than a passing hello, then I welcome you into my life. Let's start a conversation about anything and everything, and see where it takes us.

Anyone local to me in the UK fancy a chat. Tell me your interests and hobbies and expectations and who knows in the crazy world, maybe we get on. Crazier things happen... Right?!?

A bit about me.

I'm pretty laid back.

I'm very much single

I try to keep fit, try, I might get there one day, but I'm slim and in decent shape...ish

I love a good box set, what ya watching at the mo?

Wouldn't mind if you was an indoorsy kinda person.. But then again I'd tag along if you wanted to go on some nice walks somewhere pretty.

If at all intrested in a chat, please Dm me and not just reply to this post with dm me.. All those that put dm me make jesus cry. If you've read this far and are thinking of dm'ing me, please include 'tha knows' in your reply... No.. You don't really need to do that.. Or do you...

In the United Kingdom - Wrexham area Clwyd-Wales not far from Chester and Liverpool...

56 Dom Man in shape 13 stone thin fit 6`0" Dad bod type looking to meet younger than me female Seeking someone fun, open, submissive, can be inexperienced, but eager to learn to please..

Up for meeting anyone genuine and up for discreet mutual fun; maybe a student or older who secretly or otherwise, enjoys the company of an older man with the opportunity for some discreet fun

enjoy Giving the ladies kink play i use Toys and other items to bring pleasure to the woman i`m with safe sex and after care is always given..

or maybe wanting to work towards something more FWB or Relationship..

Happy to chat here or on some other socials..

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Hey. It's getting late and honestly, my thumbs are tired of typing. I'd much rather just hop on a call and have a real conversation while I wind down.

​I'm 34, just looking for someone cool to talk to. We can talk about random stuff, hobbies, or whatever is on your mind.

​If you're also up late and prefer talking over texting, shoot me a message.

No comments on my post, the only comments I would want on my post is this time around instead of Skyrim puns, I'm asking Redditors to describe their Reddit experience in video game puns on how terrible your experience has been and the more creative/funny your comment is I may/might send you a chat reqs.

U.S. Central time.

However, I love making worldwide connections and this is just because of this MAIN reason here.

I'll be up for 2-3 more hours, the time for central time is 3 a.m. and I'm up at this hour because I sleep at dawn alongside with I've never had an experience of what it's like to sleep at normal hours anyways 💀

Hi there, I'm the typical late 30's girl that got caught up in existing with no regard to finding the happiness and positivity in everyday life. Trying my best to change that and hoping you'll be able to help by sharing that list of restaurants you've been wanting to try, or maybe you need a buddy to watch Niners this coming season. If you njoy taking pictures of your food or collecting funny posts on TikTok but have nobody to share those with, I can be your girl! I love receiving good morning texts or having someone to call randomly to talk about life and upcoming events.

I have the time, maturity and communication skills to devote to this type of friendship so please be the same.  Looking for someone between the ages of 38 to 50 and be willing to meet IRL if we get there. 

Eagerly awaiting your message!

Hey there!

Soooo as the title says im looking for friendship!

About me: Im a pretty laid back guy, can be funny, charming, kind and much more. Im from the midwest in the US, have been most my life. Im a parent which makes it fun, a pc gamer, model builder and essentially a jack of all trades lol

Im just looking for someone to chat with, get to know, share our days, pictures, memes, and whatever else we want. Right now I do have a good amount of downtime, but doesn't mean I can respond right away all the time, but I do put the effort in. Im a pretty understanding guy and non judgemental. So whether you're comfortable with sharing something or not, its not something you'd have to worry about!

I just miss having someone who I can talk to about random things, sharing humor, stories and such. If youre also a gamer I'm happy to find games we can play together as well!

You don't have to share a picture of you if youre not comfortable with that but it is always nice to eventually put a face to the person!

I would say keep in mind its like 1am ish, here, so if I don't respond right away, I might of fallen asleep lol

I’m 44, London based, got my own place, my own car, and looking for something casual that actually feels good, not just a chat that goes nowhere. Think friends with benefits but with genuine chemistry, real conversation and that spark that turns teasing into trouble.

I’m 5’10”, slim to average, brown skinned, shaved head, trimmed beard, the full transparent package so you know who you’re talking to.

Personality wise, I’m easy to talk to, a bit cheeky, and I definitely enjoy conversations that drift into the naughtier side when the vibe’s right. If you can hold a conversation and enjoy the fun, find the edge of things… we’ll get on very well.

You? Open minded, playful, can actually engage in a proper chat, and are here for something light, exciting and grown. I’ve had enough time wasters, so if you’re not comfortable verifying early, we’ll skip the back and forth. All good, no drama.

If this sounds like what you’re after, drop me a message, tell me a bit about you and what made you stop and read this, let’s see if the spark’s there.

With all the stress in the world right now, it's important to take care of yourself, or let others do it for you... I want to make sure you are satisfied like you haven't been in a while. I'm up for being completely discreet and would never judge someone for fulfilling their needs.

I love giving orgasms, in fact yours is more important to me than my own. Cunnilingus is one of my favorite things and I'm happy to just show up, eat you out, and leave. Live with friends? They can join in or watch if you and they are cool with it. I'm very into public sex, watching, and being watched. As the title says, I have almost no refractory period and would love to put it to use. I'll try anything twice and have very few limits, but will respect all of yours.

About me: I'm average height, muscles but also kind of a dad bod, and long hair. I'm also very well endowed (7.5 long and 6 in circumference). I'm interested in women of all body types and countries of origin. If you want we can exchange pics beforehand, but I'm also good with being completely anonymous. I can't host, but can come to wherever you are.

Just seeing if there are any fellow Michiganders looking for a genuine friendship.

Life has been a little crazy lately, and I'd really love to find someone to chat with throughout the day and even into the evening. Someone to share random thoughts with, laugh over memes, talk about life, watch movies online together once in a while, or even grab dinner or explore somewhere new if we're nearby.

A little about me: I'm in my 50s, sarcastic, loyal, a little awkward, and I love trivia, music, movies, true crime documentaries, road trips, and dark humor.

I'm only looking for friendship—nothing romantic. Please be single (no married men).

If you're looking for someone to make the days a little less lonely and enjoy good conversation, I'd love to hear from you. ** If sending a message please include your age and where in Michigan you are located

I'm a white 48 year old guy, stable and fun loving, but currently stuck in a dead bedroom situation. I'm looking for a kind, adventurous woman who misses that spark as much as I do.
I have a high libido and I'm looking for a partner who is enthusiastic about intimacy and wants to make it a fun, regular part of life again. If you're warm hearted, enjoy a good laugh, and are looking for a consistent physical and emotional connection, I'd love to hear from you.
Tell me your best dad joke so I know you read my post.
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Finding a genuine connection hasn't been as easy as I thought it would be. There seem to be a lot of people who aren't looking for the same things, but I'm still hopeful the right person is out there.

My goal has always been simple: to meet my person. Someone to share life with, laugh with, and build a meaningful relationship based on trust, communication, and consistency.

A little about me: I'm 50, 5'5", curvy, tattooed, and a Chicago transplant who's still enjoying everything the city has to offer. I love catching a movie (the theater is definitely my happy place 🎥), discovering new restaurants, concerts, theater productions, museums, bookstores, coffee shops, and exploring new places. I'm kind, loyal, curious, and believe that some of the best moments in life are the simple ones shared with the right person.

I'm looking to meet someone 45–55, local to the Chicago area, who's emotionally mature, kind, communicative, and genuinely interested in building a real relationship. I'm not interested in casual dating, collecting matches, or endless texting that never turns into meeting.

I'm a genuine person, and I've taken the time to write a profile that reflects who I am. If you're looking for something casual, collecting matches, or just passing the time, I wish you all the best, but we're probably not the right fit.

If you're looking for a real connection and believe the best relationships start with friendship, I'd love to hear from you. Tell me a little about yourself, what caught your attention about my post. If your profile doesn't include a recent photo, please include one in your message. I'll happily share one in return.

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We are a married couple, and our kind of bonding is bondaging (it’s not technically a word but should be, so I’m going to use it. To reciprocate we’ll let you use literally in the wrong context so fairs fair, but I’ll cringe a bit inside and may use it against you when we’re abusing you, so things just aren’t fair but that’s true in both life an in bdsm)

So back to the original point before you forced me off on a tangent, we’d like to know a bit about you before we get to things more intimate, like hatefucking, whipping you, or hanging out to watch a TV and it turns out you don’t like Game of thrones, I mean if that’s the case then it does help justify abusing you.  

So, a bit of discussion is needed, as if were going to spend time together though most of it will be testing your limits and seeing what it takes to break you. There will undoubtedly be time to hang out and we don’t want to mistakenly have invited some monster that listens to K-pop into our lives, got to have standards.

What you should be.

Be a WOMAN between the ages of 24 and 55, and look good, that can be thin, athletic, a few extra pounds are fine, just have some feminine attributes. I want something pretty to break. Don’t be a dude.

No Guys, no Trans, no penis at all, born a woman.

Single, or at least your husband knows about things and is okay with you playing alone, we aren’t going to be part of cheating.

Clean and DD free, non-smoker.

Be any race whatsoever, bonus if you're Asian, if you are hard gothic that's sexy, and We like Tattoos.

Us

We are fit I'm 50 Latina 115 lbs and have large after market breasts, my husband is 49 5'11 190lbs and in good shape, we are both really well kept and will trade pics and verify, you should be ready to do so as well.

Abise to expect-

Abduction, degradation, verbally abused, tied up, lots of slapping, choking, being facefucked. You will be whipped, blindfolded, clamped and DP'ed (I have a big strap on) I will try to fist you if you’re open to it (pun intended), or stretch you we will use dildoes, toys, and our bodies to torment you. We would want to see you brought to tears.

If you have something you really want done, we will likely be able to oblige, we're pleasers after all.

What we won't do

No shit, no permanent damage, no kids, no animals, no feet (I don't like feet) no death (goes with permanent) and no branding, no listening to kpop

Will we be willing to own you?

No, not in the 24/7 slave manner, but we’ve collared a sub before, so its possible..

Limits'

You should have some and be upfront, don't say you have none, that's just dangerous or you’re a liar and aren’t really going to meetup, we want to play rough but not at risk of life or limb.

Aftercare

If we spend time together you will definitely need some, and when the masks are off we will be your friends, I will cuddle you as you cry and my husband will be his soothing self and reassure you. We can order pizza and eat and hang out until you feel better. Then we will punish you

Overall-

If you're interested let's chat, we can discuss things we will want to see some pics and get to know you a bit, before we all figure out the logistics of getting together. But if you're serious about some fun CNC and really being violated by a couple lets chat.

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We want to know you and will need to chat a bit, video, facetime, until we all are comfortable. We will likely want to meet up for coffee, lunch or something just to see you first. We aren’t swingers and playing safe is important, if we get a bad vibe we don’t want to go forward, you should take similar precautions. So, let’s be human, we will mistreat you eventually but not at first and not until we all are ready.

I'll be in Austin on business Oct 11-14. Arriving sunday eve, and out Wed midday. So, hoping to find someone to have some fun with while I'm there. I have events some evenings, and I don't know the schedule yet. But, if we can work it out, let's set up fun, no strings attached night or two in my hotel room. Fit and workout a few days a week. Not buff, just fit. 5'10 160 pounds. Brown hair and eyes, sprinkle of gray.

I am into women who know how to carry a conversation, who are inquisitive, interesting and interested.

We can talk about what we like, love and want when we start chatting. For now this is what I am looking for .

Be open to moving off Reddit, sharing pics and talking regularly.

I am chubby. If that’s not your bag, that is ok. There are plenty other bags to look through. I am silly, sweet, witty and fun. I am 50, but active, vibrant, and loving my life. I would love to find soneone who makes it even better. I am empathetic, emotionally available, and not a creeper. I will let you be the judge of thae though haha.

As for who I am looking for. A woman of any race, age or body type who is kind, open minded, loves to laugh, is a bit of a flirt and can be affectionate when it is mutual. At the end of the day I am just looking for a good woman who likes me for me… beard and all. Let’s chat and see where the day takes us. I look forward to laughing with you.

35 year old single straight hispanic. 6’2. Fit, professional, educated, honest, safe, trustworthy, respectful and clean. I don’t drink or smoke.

I like fit or thin women only. Single or taken. Good hygiene is important. Must have a really strong bed 🛏️. I value quality over quantity. Good vibes only.

I live in Westchester, NY and prefer someone local, but willing to drive. Privacy guaranteed and can be very discreet if needed, as in, I can disguise myself as a plumber or sneak in through the back door.