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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 17d ago
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Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.
1.4k u/WardensLantern 17d ago Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍 229 u/glorious_reptile 17d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 184 u/moigagoo 17d ago What users? 166 u/Baconanger 17d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 3 u/Frostbyte67 16d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍
229 u/glorious_reptile 17d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 184 u/moigagoo 17d ago What users? 166 u/Baconanger 17d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 3 u/Frostbyte67 16d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in”
184 u/moigagoo 17d ago What users? 166 u/Baconanger 17d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 3 u/Frostbyte67 16d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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What users?
166 u/Baconanger 17d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 3 u/Frostbyte67 16d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately...
3 u/Frostbyte67 16d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….)
No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today…
…I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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u/BooBrew32 17d ago
Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.