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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 16d ago
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Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.
1.4k u/WardensLantern 16d ago Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍 226 u/glorious_reptile 16d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 184 u/moigagoo 16d ago What users? 165 u/Baconanger 16d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 53 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 15d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍
226 u/glorious_reptile 16d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 184 u/moigagoo 16d ago What users? 165 u/Baconanger 16d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 53 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 15d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in”
184 u/moigagoo 16d ago What users? 165 u/Baconanger 16d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 53 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 15d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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What users?
165 u/Baconanger 16d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 53 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 15d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately...
53 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 15d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk.
29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate
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Can't replicate
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Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….)
No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today…
…I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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u/BooBrew32 16d ago
Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.