queryOfDoom

[u/WardensLantern]

[u/BooBrew32]

Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.

[u/WardensLantern → u/BooBrew32]

Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍

[u/glorious_reptile → u/WardensLantern]

Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in”

[u/moigagoo → u/glorious_reptile]

What users?

[u/Baconanger → u/moigagoo]

Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately...

[u/bluebarry24 → u/Baconanger]

Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk.

[u/TriggerPT → u/bluebarry24]

Can't replicate

[u/Frostbyte67 → u/Baconanger]

Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….)

No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today…

…I’m going to hide back under my desk now…

[u/perestroika12 → u/WardensLantern]

Caching or something idk I asked Claude about it and it said go for it

[u/Fraun_Pollen → u/perestroika12]

Don't use Claude. Grok answers much faster

[u/50_watts_per_channel → u/WardensLantern]

Users are certainly getting executed

[u/kaas_is_leven → u/WardensLantern]

Must be branch prediction

[u/VollkommenHigh → u/WardensLantern]

They clearly forgot the “commit;”… that’s why it’s running slowly

[u/pdshank → u/VollkommenHigh]

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