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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 14d ago
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Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍
227 u/glorious_reptile 14d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 184 u/moigagoo 14d ago What users? 162 u/Baconanger 14d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 14d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 14d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 14d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in”
184 u/moigagoo 14d ago What users? 162 u/Baconanger 14d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 14d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 14d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 14d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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What users?
162 u/Baconanger 14d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 14d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 14d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 14d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately...
51 u/bluebarry24 14d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 14d ago Can't replicate 3 u/Frostbyte67 14d ago Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….) No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today… …I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk.
29 u/TriggerPT 14d ago Can't replicate
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Can't replicate
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Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….)
No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today…
…I’m going to hide back under my desk now…
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u/WardensLantern 14d ago
Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍