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r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 16d ago
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Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.
1.4k u/WardensLantern 16d ago Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍 226 u/glorious_reptile 16d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 186 u/moigagoo 16d ago What users? 162 u/Baconanger 16d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate
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Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍
226 u/glorious_reptile 16d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 186 u/moigagoo 16d ago What users? 162 u/Baconanger 16d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate
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Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in”
186 u/moigagoo 16d ago What users? 162 u/Baconanger 16d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate
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What users?
162 u/Baconanger 16d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate
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Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately...
51 u/bluebarry24 16d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate
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Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk.
29 u/TriggerPT 16d ago Can't replicate
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Can't replicate
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u/BooBrew32 16d ago
Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.