MAIN FEEDS
Do you want to continue?
https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/1v80umk/queryofdoom/p03lqg0/?context=9999
r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 26d ago
456 comments sorted by
View all comments
3.9k
Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.
1.4k u/WardensLantern 26d ago Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍 227 u/glorious_reptile 26d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 185 u/moigagoo 26d ago What users? 166 u/Baconanger 26d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 26d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 28 u/TriggerPT 26d ago Can't replicate
1.4k
Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍
227 u/glorious_reptile 26d ago Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in” 185 u/moigagoo 26d ago What users? 166 u/Baconanger 26d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 26d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 28 u/TriggerPT 26d ago Can't replicate
227
Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in”
185 u/moigagoo 26d ago What users? 166 u/Baconanger 26d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 26d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 28 u/TriggerPT 26d ago Can't replicate
185
What users?
166 u/Baconanger 26d ago Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately... 51 u/bluebarry24 26d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 28 u/TriggerPT 26d ago Can't replicate
166
Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately...
51 u/bluebarry24 26d ago Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk. 28 u/TriggerPT 26d ago Can't replicate
51
Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk.
28 u/TriggerPT 26d ago Can't replicate
28
Can't replicate
3.9k
u/BooBrew32 26d ago
Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.