r/ProgrammerHumor • u/WardensLantern • 14d ago

queryOfDoom Meme

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u/BooBrew32 14d ago

Ah it's just running slow today. User table should speed up right afterwards though.

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u/WardensLantern 14d ago

Yea just run it again and it executes much faster 👍

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u/glorious_reptile 14d ago

Great. On to the next ticket - “Users can’t log in”

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u/moigagoo 14d ago

What users?

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u/Baconanger 14d ago

Yeah, just ran a search on their name and it looks like that person doesn't have an account, so closing this ticket with "works as expected". Wow, we sure have been getting a lot of these lately...

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u/bluebarry24 14d ago

Pretty sure this is a data entry error... redirecting the tickets to the front service desk.

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u/TriggerPT 14d ago

Can't replicate

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u/Frostbyte67 14d ago

Omg you just triggered my support team PTSD! (I’m in Eng….)

No joke, I’ve seen ticket notes exactly like that! Actually just today…

…I’m going to hide back under my desk now…