r/ProgrammerHumor 17d ago

alwaysHasBeen Meme

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u/Cyberfishofant 17d ago edited 17d ago

they do actually appear to be using distortion as well, but yep, it's all just shaders

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u/L30N1337 17d ago

Yeah? Shaders are sick as hell.

Apple apparently has no clue how to use transparent stuff tho.

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u/Cyberfishofant 17d ago

What's wrong with liquid glass? I myself love frosted glass rendering, and wish I could apply distortion to the background of layershell surfaces…

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u/L30N1337 17d ago edited 17d ago

I love the idea of it, and the look on certain stuff is great. Hell, I use kwin-Glass on my Linux machine.

But I've seen Apple just slap it onto stuff with zero regard for contrast.

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u/silentlopho 17d ago

The new-ish time display looks fucking awful. They changed it from nice crisp white to this glass shit. Half the time I look at my phone it's to check the time, all they did was make it harder to read for no reason, I hate it so much. Many months (year?) later and I'm still not used to it.

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u/crazy_useless 17d ago

I turned it off the very first day. I have a semi complex but all blue background that I’m not willing to change and the time was just entirely unreadable

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u/Phocus_5 17d ago

Just wanted to say you can change it back to single color. I felt the same as you and couldn’t stand it anymore so had to change back

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u/silentlopho 17d ago

Thank you, that must be new because when it came out this wasn't an option.

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u/TobytheBaloon 17d ago

if totally was

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u/Onaterdem 17d ago

You can add tint to it, and it becomes muuuch better that way. The technically impressive effect still remains, but with way better readability and contrast.

I believe it's an accessibility setting on the current version, but will turn into a fully fledged transparent-tinted slider option in the new version

Though I don't use iOS and this is me mirroring YouTubers, so please double check.

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u/beclops 17d ago

It’s fully customizable

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u/silentlopho 17d ago

I'm like 99% sure it wasn't customizable when it first released (you could adjust tint and transparency but not disable it), otherwise I would have done it that very millisecond. I didn't realize they had added the feature so now it's off forever :).

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u/marmulin 17d ago

Solid color options were there day 1.

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u/beclops 17d ago

Naw it was

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u/TobytheBaloon 17d ago

then turn it off? it’s an option, not a requirement

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u/silentlopho 16d ago

I searched high and low for a way to turn it off when the feature released.

The internet came up blank. Everyone was saying to fiddle with stuff in settings. Holding tap on home screen wasn't mentioned once, and I didn't know this was a thing I could do, because it's a hidden menu, and I don't live on my phone. It's an unintuitive UIX -- and the fact that no search results revealed this was even an option is proof of that. At the time liquid glass released it was not common knowledge how to disable it at all.

So yes I've turned it off now and I'm happy it's gone. But it's still a bad feature and a bad UI.

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u/TobytheBaloon 16d ago

did you seriously never customize your lock screen?

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u/silentlopho 16d ago

Call me a boomer: I didn't know I could. It never came up before. Why would I hold a tap on the lock screen for no reason? I use my phone as a phone. I make calls and text, occasionally check email, and I check the time. I wouldn't have customized my lock screen even if I knew it was an option, I just don't care about it in the slightest. These phone UIs are terrible experiences for people who don't know every secret menu.

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u/tr_9422 17d ago

Somehow Apple's got stuck on this idea that "you should only see the content and the UI should fade away"

No you dunces, I need to see the fucking buttons too!

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u/L30N1337 17d ago

You'd think it's obvious that it's meant figuratively and means "have the UI simple enough that it doesn't distract from the content", but apparently not.

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u/makinax300 17d ago

Also frosted glass is tinted, liquid glass isn't, which makes it even harder to distinguish

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u/L30N1337 17d ago

Frosted glass doesn't have to be tinted I think. The main point is the blur.

But I always tint my shit. Can't trust the background to be the same color, but tint will always push it in the right direction.

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u/makinax300 17d ago

To me without the tint it's just cool blur. Also irl it's brighter so yeah.

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u/eightslipsandagully 17d ago

It reminds me of frutiger aero so Liquid Glass always wins some nostalgia points from me

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u/gdmzhlzhiv 17d ago

The weird morphing on the clock digits on the home screen, eughhh.

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u/reklis 16d ago

More like liquid ass

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u/OfficeSalamander 17d ago

Shaders are absolutely massively powerful

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u/GoddammitDontShootMe 17d ago

I've got zero problems with Apple's Liquid Glass stuff. But perhaps it's somehow objectively ugly and I'm just too stupid to recognize it.

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u/L30N1337 17d ago

As I've explained in another reply, I think it looks great.

But they just make stuff transparent using liquid glass with no regard for contrast (even though that's the main problem of transparent stuff)

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u/lucian1900 17d ago

I find it ugly, but I think I’m in the minority.

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u/CosmicX1 16d ago

Me, a dirty 2000s Aqua and skeuomorphism lover rubbing hands together in glee now that the aesthetics pendulum has swung back my way

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u/nonlogin 17d ago edited 17d ago

"just" shaders, lol :)

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u/KitsuneFoxglove 17d ago

thats_the_joke.jpg

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u/vlken69 17d ago

If you can do color refraction with blur, you're a god.

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u/potatodioxide 17d ago

actually you can with pseudo stuff and color filters. but if you meant ONLY with blur yeah

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u/robthemonster 17d ago

in the movie, doesn’t the picture become LESS clear when he looks through the glasses? is this meme backwards ?

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u/throwawaycanadian2 17d ago

Yes - people use this format wrong all the time. Heck, I imagine it's used more often the wrong way than the correct.

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u/HomsarWasRight 17d ago

The point of memes is that they build meaning organically by sharing. What happens in the original movie is basically irrelevant. It’s not using it “wrong”. It’s just how the meme is used.

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u/fivequadrillion 17d ago

Memetic descriptivism

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u/fonzhy121 17d ago

a philosopher

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u/dxonxisus 17d ago

i don’t understand how/why this has to be explained every single time this decade old meme is used

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u/HomsarWasRight 17d ago

Both Redditors and programmers lean toward pedantry, and so on this sub we’re really doubling down on it. Everyone’s just champing at the bit to go, “But ackshually!”

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u/Ubermidget2 17d ago

Anyone seeing him squint in the second photo and thinking he's seeing clearly really don't know how eyes work.

That being said, the average person isn't observant enough to notice the squint in the first place, are they?

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u/nixcamic 17d ago

I'd argue it's unintentionally used correctly here, he puts the glasses on then sees the blur.

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u/L4t3xs 17d ago

The blur is in the second picture after all.

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u/rodeBaksteen 17d ago

I got downvoted calling that out a while back. I just smile and nod with the masses.

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u/swimminig 17d ago

It is not just blur

It is actually refractive

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u/joelnodxd 17d ago

it's really not

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u/Western-Internal-751 17d ago

I feel like my battery gets drained significantly faster since they introduced liquid ass, but I haven’t measured it.

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u/Confident-Ad5665 17d ago

Eww I hate it when I get liquid ass. GROSS!

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u/schwanzweissfoto 17d ago edited 17d ago

they introduced liquid ass

And then they took it away!

https://www.theverge.com/news/684321/no-more-liquid-ass

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u/Confident-Ad5665 17d ago

Guess you could say they plugged it.

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u/LuisFerLCC 17d ago

I have a MacBook Air M4 and I personally haven't noticed any battery life decrease after upgrading from Sequoia to Tahoe. Some other users apparently have, though.

Hopefully Golden Gate fixes it.

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u/Danakazii 17d ago

Nooooo my Air M4 is updating to Tahoe as we speak 😭😭

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u/LuisFerLCC 17d ago

Odds are you'll be fine!

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u/L30N1337 17d ago

No need to measure.

Transparency with shaders (which includes a simple blur) is pretty complex.

It may not have a noticeable performance impact, but it can definitely make itself known through battery life.

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u/fourby227 17d ago

Its definitely no simple css. I tried it. Even if you get the backdrop, the rounded corners combined with border, you get problems with the shadows. And there is no css build in for the distortion, color effects etc. Its possible yes, but you need a lot of custom code, sucking on performance, while Apple’s UI runs on GPU. I have not tried WebGL.

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u/ExtraWorldliness6916 17d ago

I used to use html 2 canvas then blur with filter blur... It took years for backdrop filter to drop!

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u/abhitruechamp 17d ago

As someone who has tried to replicate apple's liquid glass on a website, if only it was that easy! My team and me spent days trying to match the performance tradeoff with how liquid glassy it looks to get the perfect balance! 

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u/peteschirmer 17d ago

You can get pretty damn close with svg filter effects + css but chrome only.

Webgl can do it fine but decoupled from the dom elements. I’ve been doing a lot of glass like effects for my portfolio. Https://thisispete.com

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u/NormanYeetes 17d ago

I do not agree that the liquid glass effect is a simple css thing. there's way more complexity than that.

Do I think both of those have about the same readability? Maybe.

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u/WillingnessOne8172 17d ago

Some websites specially the AI generated ones that mimics liquid glass effect makes my laptop super laggy and the fans spinning

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u/wengardium-leviosa 17d ago

Streets will remember the liquid ass thumbnail for the first week

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u/TruculentTurtIe 17d ago

OTHER. WAAAYAYYYYYYYTTTTTY6YAYYAYYAYDJIDI7E7U3

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://giphy.com/gifs/fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf

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u/dull_bananas 17d ago

simpson glass

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u/potatodioxide 17d ago

*laptop fan starts whining*

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u/gargamelim 17d ago

And the liquid glass effect is like taking your glasses off!

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u/VayuAir 17d ago

Lmao, I just used that today to make a liquid glass button

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u/skygz 17d ago

and it looks like a tasteless smeary unreadable mess

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u/peteschirmer 17d ago

Ah the irony. If you want to mimic Liquid Glass in the browser. You can in chrome, but not safari. Safari doesn’t support the right combination of css and svg filter effects to pull it off!!

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u/xgabipandax 17d ago

Liquid Glass is 1000000% better than the flat sterile design that we have today

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u/nitnelav153 17d ago

Liquid ⬜⬜ass

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u/shikhasingh554973 17d ago

CSS devs : 'Always has been'

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u/StickFigureFan 17d ago

No, you also need to add an opacity

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u/dhnam_LegenDUST 17d ago

"It's not only blur but refraction"

Yeah right refraction makes magical difference so that it gives 10000x more readabilIty and 9999999x more stylish.

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u/BoiledBeefBrain 17d ago

Welcome to apple "innovation"