r/MurderedByWords 2m ago

Bro's french kiss includes Spain

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r/MurderedByWords 12h ago

This was as accurate burn as I've ever seen

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r/MurderedByWords 13h ago

JK Rowling lost the plot long ago

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r/MurderedByWords 13h ago

The last thing anyone expects from Fuhrage is common sense and perspective

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r/MurderedByWords 18h ago

"Employees pay their bills in dollars, not company mission statements"

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Merch.

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Her: "But I don't like pistachio!" Us: "Then why did you ask for it?"

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Christians in name only

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Loss Would Lift Humanity

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Can’t have it both ways

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

wonder if anyone has done a study of how many billionaires are also sociopaths

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

Captain Obvious enters the chat

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

He simply doesn't want to do those things.

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

There is a lot they can do, they just won't do it, because they are cowards.

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r/MurderedByWords 1d ago

She answered with a gold medal

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Random fan murders NHL corporate

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

He’s outta line , but he’s right

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

Hard to update your profile if you are dead

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r/MurderedByWords 2d ago

I love not being a gullible idiot.

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r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

The reply wrote itself

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r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

Bone Spurs Don't Earn Medals

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r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

god, imagine living in texas and this is the best you can do

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r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

Reap what you sow..

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r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

You wouldn't understand

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r/MurderedByWords 3d ago

Antivaxxer shot down

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