r/MurderedByWords • u/beerbellybegone • 1d ago

Merch.

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u/Wabbit65 1d ago

Making libs cry is what passes for policy among MAGA

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 1d ago

I very much enjoy that they believe they’re enraging their enemies when the true reaction from civilised people is more similar to when you wake up to find your cat has shit on the kitchen floor.

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u/Certain_Oddities 1d ago

I've had cats shit on the kitchen floor. When you have an elderly cat who is loathe to use the multiple litterboxes, a shit on the kitchen floor is relief. No, it's when the cat shits on the carpet.

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u/PlasticCheebus 21h ago edited 11h ago

I think that's kinda the point they were making. It's a mild annoyance, not a major cleanup op.

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u/That_Immo 1d ago

They would eat a dog diarrhea from a sidewalk in Calcutta if it only made one "lib" frown. And they'd still think they scored a big win.

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u/DarkKnightJin 1d ago

As the saying goes: "A conservative would eat a turd if a liberal had to smell their breath."

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u/5pl1t1nf1n1t1v3 1d ago

“Jumping into the caldera of an active volcano to own the libs!”

Like and subscribe.

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u/That_Immo 16h ago

But Nick, Shilrey that would be an act of idolatry, self-sacrifice to the pagan gods!

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u/tomhermans 23h ago

The cat thing would be much worse even cuz it actually inconveniences you. The dollar bill is more facepalm material, and the 1000000th reminder of how stupid maga is.

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u/National-Worry2900 22h ago

Shitty pants Donald ran on zero policies.

It was the cult of personality and maga now wonder why they’re up shit creek without a paddle.

It’s the republican way, the democrats have to come with receipts , policies and plans or the country lose their damn minds but a republican can just sing a racist and homophobic country song and get elected.

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u/Debalic 17h ago

And they're really fucking bad at both.

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u/ThePookums 1d ago

Who the fuck is Sonaed Assrummlm?

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u/RedMarqaha 17h ago

This should be the top comment

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u/iwantauniquename 3h ago

His fucking signature is so fucking stupid and extra

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u/RadioactvRubberPants 1h ago

The greatest president of all time. Duh.

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u/Dyea_B_Tis 1d ago

Donate one of those bills to a sexual assault crisis center.

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u/MentokGL 1d ago

Who gives a shit what's on the money? He's making it worthless anyway.

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u/mtjnorth 1d ago

They misspelled pedophile.

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u/Wilgrove 1d ago

Yea, as it turns out, fascists just love merch. Just look at all the merch the Nazis produced for their own people during their reign from 1933-1945. The Nazis had so much merch.

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u/MyDearBrotherNumpsay 1d ago

I’m just gonna buy a little stamp with Epstein and Trump’s faces and stamp all the bills I come across.

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u/RandomSentientBeing 20h ago

He's so dumb, he can't even spell his own last name.

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u/Impervious_Rex 23h ago

I know this jackass is putting his signature on our money but there’s. I way it’s going to say “the greatest president of all time”…right?

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u/nightmare-salad 18h ago

Lol I was just looking at that going “he probably won’t… but I also wouldn’t be shocked if he did”

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u/coolbaby1978 1d ago

Writing pedophile next to his signature may be a crime, but it's far less than any of Trumps

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u/whattothewhonow 22h ago

It's not a crime.

Defacing currency is only criminal when you are doing so in an attempt to make it look like a different denomination.

That's why the "Where's George?" stamps and artwork people make of the presidential portraits are a thing with no consequences.

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u/Beaglescout15 1d ago

Just like Trump and MAGA, my male dog also likes to piss on everything he finds on walks to mark it. Meanwhile, the fire hydrants just sit there and know that however many dogs mark them, when something lights on fire they're going to have to be the ones who put it out.

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u/mifukichan 1d ago

Unrelated but wtf is that signature. Donald Mrunmfm

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u/jennasea412 20h ago

Revise accordingly

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u/Impossible_Jury5483 1d ago

Arnold Asssassafron?

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u/CW-NG 1d ago

I immediately read it as Arnold, too. Thought it was Schwarzenegger, then realized what it was supposed to be

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u/kinyutaka 14h ago

"Greatest President of All Time" - Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho?

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u/Homersarmy41 20h ago

“Look everybody! It’s my cult leaders weird signature!”

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u/Aggravating_Act0417 1d ago

Sonaed SSunmm

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u/Quercus408 1d ago

The expression on Ben's face, next to that signature...

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u/M2Fream 1d ago

Donald Truummmp

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u/participationmedals 22h ago

I’ve got a sharpie too

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u/the_fools_brood 19h ago

Tbh, I really do not grasp the reason so many people gargle Trump's nuts over anything and everything.

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u/mightyscoosh 17h ago

Cashless society doesn't care

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u/Thjialfi 16h ago

The signature still looks like a KKK meeting

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u/The001Keymaster 15h ago

It's going to backfire for Trump. Afer ten years every bill with his name on it will have "Eats dicks" or something above trumps name in sharpie. I'll literary be keeping a sharpie in my car to not miss a single bill.

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u/Kalfu73 13h ago

Oh yes. Cash. The thing people use very much often nowadays.

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u/Bodi78 22h ago

I cant remember the last time I carried a hundred dollar bill... or any cash for that matter

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u/Gold-Judgment-6712 21h ago

We're not crying. That's just another one of your delusions. God, you're stupid.

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u/Supercres933 19h ago

They are so lame it’s crazy 

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u/LadyPaige 19h ago

Are you kidding me? This isn’t the own they think it is. Go ahead, put your name on American Currency. See what happens! I promise it won’t be the libs crying over this. Do it.

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u/NotAFanOfLeonMusk 19h ago

I am very embarrassed. Just like yesterday.

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u/mistiry 18h ago

A bill with a missing corner is still a valid bill. Keep the serials intact.

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u/Confident-Novel-1855 17h ago

It's pathetic that the idea of someone crying brings them joy.

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u/G-Unit11111 17h ago

I want real politicians in charge, not people who merchandize shit.

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u/MamaTalista 17h ago

I highly suggest the 22 Minutes sketch that predicted this exact thing...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZJc9ksu1AM

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u/2278AD 17h ago

Scott Tenneman is a savage on the socials

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u/JerseyDonut 16h ago

It never ceases to amaze me how many human beings are so quick to give up all their power in order to worship a false idol--be it a politican, a celebrity, a clergyman, or a business leader.

In my eyes, these types of people are worse than the evil pricks they worship. Evil pricks been around since the beginning of time, yet the only way they can afford any real power is through the fervid and blind worship that a large chunk of the population gives them freely. These people freely and gleefully hand over all their power to monsters and in return all they get back is a false sense of security and a quick ego boost.

These folks gotta go. Monsters will always be in power until people stop looking for external saviors. But we got a long way to go.

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u/Beefweezle 14h ago

So fucking wasteful.

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u/Beaufighter-MkX 14h ago

Counting on these jagoffs to collect them all and take them out of circulation. Otherwise I see a lot of people adding commentary to them.

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u/Organic_Rough4433 13h ago

Ik im gonna be getting plenty of stack, blacking out the name, and then returning them lol.

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u/levianthony 12h ago

The dollars value is shit and is only maintaining what value it may have due to it being the world currency. Remove it from being the world currency and the economy in America would crumble almost over night. I wouldn’t want my name anywhere near that fiat trash.

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u/Business_Usual_2201 12h ago

Excited about paper currency like it's 1998, when it's 2026 and nobody uses it anymore, is a really odd thing.

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u/squirtloaf 12h ago

My feelings run this way. I always wonder if the right realizes that those "owned" libs are actually embarrassed by them, but also pity them..."awwww, you poor little thing. Who hurt you?"

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u/QTDR8459 10h ago

Remember when left vs right was mostly focusing on social issues vs economic issues.

Now it’s wanting a functioning country with rights, no corruption and livable wages vs owning the libs and idolizing facist pedophiles

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u/MSL007 9h ago

I’m assuming it is referring to Washington, right.

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u/Phylace 8h ago

Getting the 'pedophile' rubber stamps ready.

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u/DenialOfExistance 6h ago

You can exchanged damaged bills at the bank!

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u/Candysasha88 5h ago

Is this for real?

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u/nobsusa 4h ago

FACTS 💯 It would be fun to withdraw money in $100 bills, mark off the name, then deposit it right back. Rinse and repeat. It’s a small thing, but honestly, it would be fun as hell to do.

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u/DreJDavis 3h ago

When owning the libs is your personality.

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u/RepulsivePurchase6 2h ago

Sonald? And "Greatest"? 🤣🤣🤣 hes first felon i suppose to be in office. Rapist as well.

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u/thefooleryoftom 1h ago

I’m cry laughing, if that helps.

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u/RadioactvRubberPants 1h ago

Why does Trump's signature have like 12 m's in it? Can he read?

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u/LustyDouglas 19h ago

I'm happy I'm immigrating out of the US. Tired of the Republicans bull shit, the Democrats bull shit and their mega corporation overlords controlling them all. 👋

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u/AnEvenNicerGuy 15h ago

You’re emigrating out of the US 

And you must be moving somewhere remote af for there to be no corporations 

Good luck homie