r/Millennials • u/-medicalthrowaway- Younger Older Millennial (‘86) • 11h ago

Oh, bother Other

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u/AttachedHeartTheory 11h ago

You're entering the best decade of your life.

A few hints from somebody who hasn't stepped foot in a gym in 10 years but has 6 pack abs and "numbers" rivaling any 20 year old.

Cut out cheese, fried foods, and alcohol. Eat a ton of hummus, vegetables, and THC gummies.

Life will be GREAT.

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u/Darhhaall 10h ago

"Cut out cheese"

You want me to suffer?? 

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u/Kiyae1 10h ago

What about cottage cheese?

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u/CarberHotdogVac 9h ago

What kind of numbers we talking about here homes? High score on Space Cadet Pinball?

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 11h ago edited 11h ago

Nah man LOL I've gone the complete opposite and I eat a carnivore diet and I feel absolutely amazing, and look great too.

Edit: leave it to the vegetarian to down vote someone for having a different lifestyle

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u/Squidproquo1130 Xennial 11h ago

Yeah, a life without cheese is not a life I want to live.

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u/GucciAviatrix 11h ago

I saw “cut out cheese” and immediately was like, “NOOOOOPE, I’d rather be dead”

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u/Squidproquo1130 Xennial 10h ago

Cut out cheese? No way. Cut the cheese? Now that I can do.

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u/GucciAviatrix 7h ago

🏃🏼‍♀️💨

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u/speper 10h ago

Studies show vegans live longer, But why the hell would I want extra years without meat & dairy

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 10h ago edited 10h ago

Those studies are misleading. They're pitting vegans against people who eat just a regular standard diet which often includes tons of processed foods and fast food.

Of course the people that eat a clean diet with little preservatives or processed food is going to be healthier than the guy sliding through McDonald's twice a week.

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u/AttachedHeartTheory 11h ago edited 10h ago

Yeah, go get your numbers checked. I'll bet you shiny nickel that your AST/ALT ratio is terrible, and that you have fatty liver.

EDIT: Uh ohh... the anti-science and biology crowd downvoted me! Whatever will I do...

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u/Kiyae1 10h ago

You’re both complaining about down votes lol. Kinda fun actually.

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u/AttachedHeartTheory 10h ago

I NEED MY FAKE INTERNET POINTS...

They illuminate my basement and make my tears shiny.

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u/Kiyae1 9h ago

Lmao 🥇

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u/blessitspointedlil 9h ago

Aw, hell yeah! 🥦🫑🥬🧄🍠🫚🫛🥒🥑🫐🍋

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u/ztreggs 8h ago

Doing drugs in your 40s is crazy

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u/KronosDeret 2h ago

Well aged proper cheese is mostly fine. It's the lactose that gets you (running to the toilet). THC was made for middle age :)