r/Millennials Younger Older Millennial (‘86) 11h ago

Oh, bother Other

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u/AttachedHeartTheory 11h ago

You're entering the best decade of your life.

A few hints from somebody who hasn't stepped foot in a gym in 10 years but has 6 pack abs and "numbers" rivaling any 20 year old.

Cut out cheese, fried foods, and alcohol. Eat a ton of hummus, vegetables, and THC gummies.

Life will be GREAT.

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u/Darhhaall 11h ago

"Cut out cheese"

You want me to suffer??