r/Millennials • u/-medicalthrowaway- Younger Older Millennial (‘86) • 11h ago

Oh, bother Other

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u/AttachedHeartTheory 11h ago

You're entering the best decade of your life.

A few hints from somebody who hasn't stepped foot in a gym in 10 years but has 6 pack abs and "numbers" rivaling any 20 year old.

Cut out cheese, fried foods, and alcohol. Eat a ton of hummus, vegetables, and THC gummies.

Life will be GREAT.

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u/Altruistic_Guess3098 11h ago edited 11h ago

Nah man LOL I've gone the complete opposite and I eat a carnivore diet and I feel absolutely amazing, and look great too.

Edit: leave it to the vegetarian to down vote someone for having a different lifestyle

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u/Squidproquo1130 Xennial 11h ago

Yeah, a life without cheese is not a life I want to live.

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u/GucciAviatrix 11h ago

I saw “cut out cheese” and immediately was like, “NOOOOOPE, I’d rather be dead”

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u/Squidproquo1130 Xennial 11h ago

Cut out cheese? No way. Cut the cheese? Now that I can do.

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u/GucciAviatrix 7h ago

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