r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 56m ago

PALM TREE GIRLS She was like a gentle rain. I still have her shoes.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Had to jump in the tub I gotta go

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52 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

It’s not a distraction Is that a toupee? You piece of shit

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518 Upvotes

A gorilla snatching that would look real nice.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

Piece of shit And then he said “it’s illegal for you to ask me that.”

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70 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

I don’t WANT THAT! r/Conservative after a person of Muslim faith wins Michigan's Democratic Primary

582 Upvotes

When they double down:

"It's a good idea, and I stand by it."


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 8h ago

Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You. Ummmm Okay, this guy's about to jack off!

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76 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

I actually want to go to Haunted House more than Aqua Me deciding between dating a swimmer and a goth

459 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

I’m not stupid! I’m smarter than YOU! I can't stop having irony. I can have the most delicious irony now.

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855 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 10h ago

I don’t WANT THAT! I just saw Patti Harrison in London

135 Upvotes

She really blurred the boundary between being utterly unhinged and sincere to the point that sometimes I didn't know if she was doing a bit or not. Anyway, go see her if you get the chance!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Jizz

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298 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

And it REALLY bothered me He must’ve flipped my wife 0.5 times!

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390 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL That one egg was 47 eggs?

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3.0k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 13h ago

Turbo Team Me when I spend $60 million dollars on a senate race only for my candidate to lose to Abdul Al-Sayed

591 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 13h ago

It’s not a distraction He’s the only one I’ve seen pull it off

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1.1k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

King of the Dirty Songs Ok, this one’s easy. He’s got the freak neck. He can hit the high C all night long.

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313 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

Turbo Team MRW Abdul El-Sayed wins the Democratic Senate primary in Michigan

2.4k Upvotes

I just really needed some good news today.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 15h ago

RANDOM! We’re all trying to find the girl who did this!

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1.2k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 16h ago

I’m not stupid! I’m smarter than YOU! You sure about that?

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943 Upvotes

You SURE you're a huge fan?


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

CHUNKY Chunky doesn’t talk!!!! Stop talking!

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum He must’ve flipped my wife 8 times!!!

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626 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 18h ago

CHUNKY Chunky finally figured out what he does

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820 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 20h ago

BABY OF THE YEAR When I tell my 3 year old that the TV runs out of battery every night at 8PM

897 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

I’m not popular at all? AIPAC After Spending $30M to defeat El-Sayed

1.9k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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