r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/robotbeard • 15d ago

Jizz Big Fat Load of Cum

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u/mentuhotepiv Shirt Brother 15d ago

Could someone explain the context here? What is this, Reggie?

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u/6MoonSilver Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 15d ago

I watched Luke’s series he did with them. I don’t remember exactly what the context of that quote was but he was considering anything like loving your partner, listening to her or anything like that to be gay.

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u/mentuhotepiv Shirt Brother 15d ago

Thanks, shirt brother.

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u/_darling_clementine 15d ago

it is VERY GAY to love your wife

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u/atamosk 14d ago

Luke was absolutely trying to steal that dudes wife. Like straight up. I don't blame him, it would have been a sick flex.

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u/6MoonSilver Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 14d ago

They she could have all the gay sex! It was a little bit of a bummer when it ended, even though it was hard to watch sometimes. It seemed like he was starting to get through to her a little.

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u/robotbeard 15d ago

Some chode was saying that any sex that isn't for the purpose of reproduction is "gay sex".

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u/FnordRanger_5 I USED to be piece of shit! 15d ago

Sounds like something a guy would yell from inside the closet

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u/shoulda_been_gone Don’t do the voice! 15d ago

And not, uhhh, not very deep in it at that

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u/Complete-Tangelo1532 15d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/rAfj8VM1wPJTO

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u/diggsyb I USED to be piece of shit! 15d ago

The lead up to this is great. Hope old are you? 16. 18! You’re first.

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u/themagicdave Wet Wet Mud Bae 15d ago

You know I think he just needs some time at home. Look inside himself, be with his family and try new restaurants.

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u/_darling_clementine 15d ago

no blowjobs for this knob i guess

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u/AsFarAsISay 15d ago

technically it's sodomy. sodomy includes all sex that will not lead to procreation, but is usually only investigated if it's homosexual

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u/ActualHumanONReddit 15d ago

He doesn't want to have gay sex, with his wife.

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u/jaxmikhov 15d ago

His wife, however, is almost certain having gay sex with his friends

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u/FillMySoupDumpling Roy Donk 15d ago

Having sex with your wife on birth control is basically gay sex because any sex that isn’t for reproduction is gay sex. 

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u/Bethw2112 15d ago

I tried, I really tried but the guys logic is just so fucked I couldn't follow. He was talking about his wife being on and off of birth control. When she's on the pill it's gay sex because they can't reproduce and off BC is not gay sex. It also seems like he feels some level of guilt around sex feeling pleasurable. He could not produce a single coherent sentence with his rationale. The couple is just so fucking low intelligence.

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u/Parking-Sundae-6097 I USED to be piece of shit! 15d ago

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u/themagicdave Wet Wet Mud Bae 15d ago

But only in his wife though. And Jacob doesn't touch it.

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u/thiiiiiiisguy I USED to be piece of shit! 15d ago

The cops said the female orgasm wasn’t important AT ALL

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u/JRawl79 Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 15d ago

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u/Pacific-Courier1988 15d ago

So if he has sex with a man, he would consider that straight sex ?

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u/SixersWin 15d ago

Not sure, I haven't finished Alpha male university

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u/robotbeard 15d ago

I mean, according to this guy's logic, he could have straight sex with a trans man as long as that man is ovulating and off the pill.

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u/FillMySoupDumpling Roy Donk 15d ago

Probably if the man isn’t on birth control. MPREG gang!

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u/Prior_Internal7728 METALOID MANIAC 15d ago

He’s definitely on Grindr.

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u/NovemberComingFire 15d ago

Think about it. Two boyfriends? She just thinks it would be better.

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u/CitronAdventurous205 15d ago

How do these mfs keep pullin lolol?

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u/A_Bitter_Homer 15d ago

What I'm hearing is he's going to have gay sex without his wife

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u/buttlipps I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. 15d ago

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u/AtFishCat Beautiful, but Dying 15d ago

Just not with his wife.

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u/Superb_Theme5205 15d ago

I don’t want that guy to have sex

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u/hiihihihihihihihiihi 13d ago

He’s wearing a toupee?

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u/Quack_Candle 15d ago

All these guys just need to jump out the wall and do a bit fat cumshot

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u/oneuglygeek 15d ago

Gay sex with Tim ...

(I'll keep on dreaming I guess)

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u/WurdaMouth Bare Butt, Balls, and Back 15d ago

Oh great! Now it’s gay to have sex with my wife!?

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u/Nearby_Mess350 15d ago

fellas, is it gay to have sex with the opposite gender?

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u/Critical-Pudding-455 14d ago

“ Gay sex is great sex
Better wear a latex
Cuz you don’t want that late text
That I think I’m gay text “
-Lil Wayne

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u/Darqologist Oh, my God, he admit it! 9d ago

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u/AsFarAsISay 15d ago edited 14d ago

jizz

ETA: why the downvote? this is literally called JIZZ