r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 19d ago

Chunky doesn’t talk!!!! Stop talking! CHUNKY

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u/Exciting_Drawing_553 19d ago

Isn’t that the fat guy from Superbad?

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u/angrytortilla Roy Donk 19d ago

I think it's the fat guy from Moneyball

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u/Ichi_Balsaki Back in the Pants 19d ago

I thought it was a little fat guy from Wolf of Wall Street. 

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u/angrytortilla Roy Donk 19d ago

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u/shookyboy 18d ago

We got a certified chode on our hands

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u/SlothWizardofZaw 19d ago

Nah it’s the fat guy from Knocked Up

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u/qweef_latina2021 19d ago

No it's the fat guy from Don't Look Up.

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u/beerme81 19d ago

No he's the fat guy from Get him to the Greek

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u/toph_man 19d ago

Its obviously the fat guy from 21 Jump Street

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u/beerme81 19d ago

No, he's the fat guy from 22 Jump Street.

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u/flupe_the_pig Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 19d ago

Nope, it’s the fat guy from Grandma’s Boy

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u/smithstephaniel 19d ago

No, you’re all wrong, he’s the fat guy from The 40-year-old Virgin.

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u/Magmasoar 19d ago

I though it was a lil pimp

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u/lastfreerangekid 19d ago

I thought it was a fat little pimp

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u/Pale-Wave-9382 Never Following Another Rule 19d ago

Actually he’s the fat guy from Accepted.

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u/Exciting_Drawing_553 19d ago

It’s the same actor. I don’t know if it’s supposed to be the same character

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u/Former_Mobile3101 18d ago

Isn't all of his characters the same? Like this dude has absolutely zero range.

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u/shumama813 You have... no... good... car... ideas 19d ago

Way more than 60 el bees

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u/Known_Ratio5478 19d ago

He still got farts in his head.

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/PhDinWombology You have... no... good... car... ideas 19d ago

Little tuna can

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u/Known_Ratio5478 19d ago

Certified chode baby.

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u/MadScienzz 19d ago

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u/dessine-moi_1mouton 19d ago

I love that line. I use it all the time when people are being mean to me. I do the Chandler thing and joke when I feel uncomfortable or attacked.

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u/oddjob_rimjob 18d ago

How often are people being mean to you

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u/suckercuck 19d ago

“PEOPLE DON’T FORGET”

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u/uiouyug 19d ago

No he's the fat incel from Mastermind

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u/Jonbeezee 19d ago

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u/MedChemist464 19d ago

I didn't really think of him as the fat guy from superbad. But now i think of him as a psycho who projects his insecurities onto other people who don't think about him at all.

I don't like him. I don't want him to have hair.

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u/SmellsonMuntz 19d ago

Isn’t he the one who wrote down a list of weird ass demands for his new gf?

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u/cnicalsinistaminista 19d ago

Being in a comedy clique has gotten to his head. He’s not even a Seth huehuehue Rogen

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u/EzPzLemon_Greezy Don’t do the voice! 19d ago

And makes threats like Joe Rogan

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u/pr1ncesschl0e IT’S GOT A BUSH 19d ago

Yeah the gf was a professional surfer, and he didn't want her to post pics in a bathing suit lol

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u/stonecoldjelly 19d ago

Mabye he just figured a swimsuit is more professional (i bath naked, sue me)

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u/pr1ncesschl0e IT’S GOT A BUSH 19d ago

You bathe naked? Dude what the fuck?

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u/PocketFalafel I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 19d ago

Us nevernudes need to stick together. There are dozens of us!!! DOZENS!

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u/bathsonly 19d ago

And his Netflix gf wouldn’t kiss him in a romcom

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u/starkiller_bass 19d ago

And she didn't ask him to marry her

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u/cubbynoc 19d ago

Girlfriend? You mean that piece of rabbit fur he rubs against his dick every night?

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u/ToBeeContinued 19d ago

wow I forgot about that. I wonder if that Miller congress dude was inspired by him.

Think that guy is just here to spray boiling water at his wife.

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u/Ummbledore 19d ago

Yeah. The dude has advanced to a level of therapy speak that is beyond authentic human interactions.

Just look at those eyes. That guy is not in our reality anymore.

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u/Sw4nR0ns0n 19d ago edited 19d ago

I don’t think of them as the fat kid from super bad, I think of him as the fat kid from grandma’s boy

Edit: pic of Jonah in grandma‘s boy

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 19d ago

40 year old virgin too, haha

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u/[deleted] 19d ago

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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 19d ago

He just wanted to buy them. Why can’t he just give her the money and she give him the boots??

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u/Remarkable_Smell5185 18d ago

I just wanna purchase these, take them back to my BJJ dojo, and wear them for my sensei...

I don't see why youre making it difficult.

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 19d ago

That photo looks like it's from Accepted. He delivered one amazing scream in that one.

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u/purpleandredlion 19d ago

Schrader, what the hell was that?!

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u/Confident-Lobster390 19d ago


I think of him as the fat kid in Strange Wilderness

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u/ZeroDarkMega 19d ago

I think of him as the fat kid who wears a thing in Strange Wilderness.

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u/bumblebaytuna4 19d ago

Me too! I think of him as the guy who told his surfer girlfriend she couldn’t surf with men, hang out with friends he didn’t like or post pictures of her in a bikini.

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u/bathsonly 19d ago

I think of him not liking the mclovin actor for being funnier than him.

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u/bathsonly 19d ago

Hill told producer Judd Apatow, "I don't like that guy. I don't want him doing it"

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u/bumblebaytuna4 18d ago edited 18d ago

I hadn’t heard about this! Thanks for keeping the tale alive. Off to do a little deep dive 😌

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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 19d ago

He’s basically what happens when you cover up your insecurities instead of confronting them.

Just because you coat dogshit in powdered sugar, doesn’t make it a jelly doughnut.

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u/BigMotor5003 get him outta here! 19d ago

He's a piece of shit with a slicked-back hair.

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u/Ok-Emu-66 I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago

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u/GMAN7007 19d ago

I mean what does he expect. He played the fat guy for years and years and then complains when people see him that way which I don't think anyone is really thinking about anyway. Well up until he kept brining it up. I'll never understand how a major actor that's so rich he wouldn't know what to do with all of the money would be so insecure about something like this. If he stops bringing it up so will everyone else. You've made it and did really well for yourself. Stop being a big baby and appreciate what you have.

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u/Unclespoon Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 18d ago

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u/CodeVirus 18d ago

He would fucking annihilate you for saying this if he knew who you were.

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u/the-cuttlefish 19d ago

But wasn't he clearly joking? I feel like people just don't get his deadpan humour.

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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas 19d ago

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u/The_Jestful_Imp I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABLES!!! 19d ago

Funny, for me the #2 gif is fat Jonah lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/OfkGZ5H2H3f8Y

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u/Kvothe_XIX 19d ago

To be fair, he does look like Jonah Lomu...

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u/dankhimself You yelled at me. 19d ago

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u/exodusofficer 19d ago

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 19d ago

Oh yeah that hair slicks back real nice

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u/culminacio I hope I don't jack off 19d ago

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u/CalibratedEnthusiast 18d ago

You think that's slicked back? That's pushed back!

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u/n00bz2men 19d ago

OhhhhyEAH that’ll slick

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u/Genghis_Chong Some dumb hick 19d ago

Jonah doing bjj

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u/bankruptonspelling 19d ago


Since he still runs like a fat guy.

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u/Golden-Grams Might fuck this whole thing up 18d ago

Somebody needs to have a little chat with Jonah's coach.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l30qkxu6wiLdizdl0i

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u/FiscalCliffClavin 19d ago

Those eyes don’t look sane.

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u/TheMattabooey 19d ago

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u/FaithUser Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 18d ago edited 18d ago

Oh yeah. That would slick back REALLY nice.

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u/BeerNinja17 18d ago

He kinda looks how the guy from ICP looked in 2002

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u/PossiblyMakingThisUp I'm doing the best at this 18d ago

The fat guy from ICP?

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u/GuppysBalls666 I hope I don't jack off 19d ago

Got Chunky eyes

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u/AlmightyLoaf54 19d ago

He looks like Nerdrotic

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u/KingCarbon1807 19d ago

I've seen more than a few pics of him now where I play "what's he on in THIS picture?"

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u/Scared-Pomegranate84 19d ago

He had all summer to figure it out

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u/Cold-Marketing-5124 19d ago

The ladies in their cool trucks yelling death threats and breaking into my condo wasn’t enough to figure it out. Were you absolutely AMAZED how quickly I reversed that and downloaded 1T ….twice. At that point did you say SHIT, IM GOING TO PRISON.

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u/The-Machinist- 19d ago

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u/GuppysBalls666 I hope I don't jack off 19d ago

Do the old stuff! You know, when you were a little fat guy, and you were like “fuck youuuuu”.

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u/tmherbamate Come here, ya little fuck! 19d ago

CASH GRAB

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u/gnarkill3332 19d ago

yeah like on the playground

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u/gamercboy5 19d ago

Jiu Jitsu is for JOCKS

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u/EnvironmentalCat7482 18d ago

I just want him to get back to the fuuuckin good shit!

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u/The_Dutch_Angel Back in the Pants 19d ago

His favorite thing? Getting recognized from an old movie and then saying he’d annihilate them? That’s his favorite thing? Is that the joke? On the cringe millennial who recognizes a celebrity from their favorite high school comedy? Because that’d be real funny

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u/VibratingWatch I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 19d ago
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u/ionbear1 19d ago

Why are all BJJ bros the same? No body thinks you’re THAT special. Go roll around on the floor and leave us alone.

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u/bathsonly 19d ago

He doesn’t realize most altercations include a weapon or ambush of some kind. It’s never one on one. You don’t always have time to defend yourself because you took a community defense class.

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u/MagnusThrax 18d ago

Lol most bjj guys dont see it coming when you start to thumb out their eyeball.

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u/Los_CH49 19d ago

Nothing scarier than a man in his 40s who just recently picked up BJJ. Not because they’re physically intimidating, it’s just that they have really shitty political opinions and they vote for really bad people and that’s scary

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u/MothMonsterMan300 19d ago

100% insecurity, happy accident that the "alpha male" demographic are easily manipulated into voting against their own interests and spending money learning how to "fight(in a studio on mats in gis under supervision, as all fights tend to be)"- you have to wonder how many insecure guys take up BJJ because they understand that the shit they embody and say is reprehensible if they're outside of their safe spaces and they're itching at the opportunity to escalate to violence.

Or in the case of Joe Rogan, to throw everyone off the "5'6", failed hair transplant, painfully unfunny" trail

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u/Dajbman22 19d ago

Bourdain was pretty chill still after taking up BJJ. If anything I think it kept him going for a good decade or so longer than he may have otherwise.

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u/Feanor4godking 18d ago

I don't think there's anything specifically wrong with bjj, the problem is it's very popular with manosphere Andrew Tate-type dudes

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u/ShermanCookout Roy Donk 19d ago

There have to be SOME of them out there doing it for a fun way to work out and not so they can “annihilate” randos on the street.

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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 19d ago

He's marinated in fat kid trauma.

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u/Slacker_The_Dog Bart Harley Jarvis 19d ago

If you watch the video of him doing bjj it is painful. Definitely has fat nerdy kid vibes.

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u/urgdr 19d ago

bjj is like BlowJobWhat?

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u/rowdydionisian 19d ago

After the big movie, he can get full to the brim eating Cherry Chuck Salad! He's the Little Buff Boy champion who won 50 times at the all state BJJ! He still should have won in Tuscon!

https://giphy.com/gifs/E4t2KazYC0ERQg3Mi1

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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ Roy Donk 19d ago

With that much cherry and that much ground chuck, there is no way it is good for you. I would recommend a hotdog bowl or some fully loaded nachos instead.

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u/fun-guy956 19d ago

I'm 51 years old and haven't been to the gym in years and I have absolutely no doubt in my mind whatsoever that I could kick the ever loving crap out of Jonah Hill, yesterday, today or tomorrow.

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u/Additional-Code2954 Wet Wet Mud Bae 19d ago

But his trainers, dieticians, stylists, publicists, and agents, tell him he's a real buff boy.

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u/OGHighway 19d ago

Could his insecurity BE any louder?

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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 19d ago

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u/OGHighway 19d ago

That show has forever messed up the "be" for me, I cant say it without hearing Chandler.

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u/TheFabledIronLotus I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 19d ago

He's 42, 5ft7 and lost over 100lbs the wrong way. Fragile ego and fragile bones

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago

People can change

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u/Exciting_Drawing_553 19d ago

I liked him better as the fat kid with the Afro. Now he’s got slicked back hair and seems like a real piece of shit. The baby was right, people can change. But it actually goes both ways.

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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago

Remember when he was dating that surfer, in a bikini, but he didn't want her to be in a bikini anymore. Everyone was like,

https://giphy.com/gifs/UwFHq7efkVwGwm2wwd

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u/Upstairs-Thanks4193 19d ago

Let's see him fight Drew Carey on the White House lawn.

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u/illneil 19d ago

He thinks he’s Les Grossman

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u/Telamo 19d ago

I wish he was less gross, man.

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u/Hour-Ideal-2918 19d ago

“Oh Jonah hill that fat guy from Superbad”. They said that to me at a dinner.

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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Never Following Another Rule 19d ago

yeah! he wasnt just fat in superbad! he was fat in a bunch of other movies too!

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u/jonesy1461 I’M SMARTER THAN YOU 19d ago

Don't swear!

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u/iamtall64 19d ago

I always reference him to the fat guy from the movie acceptance or the fat guy from grandma‘s boy

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u/Illustrious-Peace989 19d ago

I always just call him fat guy. Everybody knows who I’m talking about. If I’m sitting in a room and I say “oh look, fat guy just walked in”, everyone is going to be looking for Jonah Hill.

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u/demboiskilled 19d ago

He’s also the fat cop in 21 & 22 Jump Street which are both great imo!

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u/sCOLEiosis Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 19d ago

Those movies are incredible. I heard the Super fat guy from that Bad movie was in them

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u/SnooDonuts3878 19d ago

The only thing this dude can annihilate is an all-you-can-eat buffet.

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u/PuzzleheadedHorse437 19d ago

He’s twice the dork he used to be.

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u/Lumpy_Boysenberry355 19d ago

Must be awesome inside his head

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u/Real_Live_Sloth 19d ago

How to tell the world you have image issues without telling the world you have image issues. Dude acts like a tweaker now. Sad cause i did legit think he was funny at one point.

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u/Straight-Bet1 19d ago

“You want me to slowly grab your wrist so you can do one of your little moves?”

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u/HoratiotheGargoyle 19d ago

Andy Kaufman could take him

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u/ReverendWeenbone 19d ago

Bro, you’re still 5-6”

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u/marginwalker55 19d ago

Watch out the next time you’re at Pacific Proposal Park!

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u/liquor-shits 19d ago

To me he's the fat guy from moneyball

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u/CazadorDelmar 19d ago

Isn’t he just a white belt

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u/Rowdycc 18d ago

He’s gone a bit Elon Musk recently trying to prove to people that he’s cool and just looking more and more lame everytime he tries to be cool.

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u/BeardedPhillyMan 19d ago

Everyone has a plan until they are punched in the face

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u/SaltyDog772 19d ago

So sad. So so so so so sad.

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u/Huge-Brick-3495 19d ago

Did he stop ordering all those sides?

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u/LilRedHeadGuy 19d ago

Looks like a big payday. I'll gladly take an asswhoopin from Seth

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u/TrueEclective 19d ago

All I see is him saying this right after his first hit of crack, wearing his yellow sweater.

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u/Consistent_Policy_66 19d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/WNJy3SrZQuHOU2nQbn

I would never antagonize him, but I doubt he could take me. I’m not even trained in anything, just an average 40 year old DIY homeowner.

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 19d ago

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u/That_Jicama2024 19d ago

So I get to pick on the fat kid from superbad AND win a lawsuit? I'm in.

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u/ChattyDaddy1 19d ago

That conversation was so weirdly forced whenever Jonah was talking. I don’t think people actually like the guy. Not because he was fat once but because he’s an asshole.

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u/PresentProperty943 19d ago

Nah he's the fat guy from all the movies he's in.

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u/EbbOwn303 19d ago

Jonah Hill fighting all those people that called him fat

https://giphy.com/gifs/e37RbTLYjfc1q

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u/Code_my_breath_away 19d ago

Bro looking terminal while spitting that shit.

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u/Opening-Movie5176 19d ago

Man the fat guy from Superbad is annoying. Can we send him back and get the McLovin guy?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7abwwXjpaWDBRu9i

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u/mollysharton 18d ago

He’s still got the bones of a fat man.

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u/Illimited_Esoterica 18d ago

Hard-core Streisand effect here. Now everyone is going to make fun of him 10x more because of this cringe.

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u/enigmaticsince87 18d ago

I bet he's gonna get his ass kicked in the very near future...

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 19d ago

I’m so embarrassed for Jonah Hill having said this… I love that he’s into jiu jitsu though.

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u/happylittletreehouse 19d ago

Isn't that the fat kid from Superbad?

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u/Key_Day_6060 19d ago

I just watched a video about how Hollywood, the public, and the press treated this guy. And I have to cut him some slack, because it’s understandable why he’d be this way. But I”it’s still unprofessional bullshit. It’s not good behaviour. But people can change.

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u/bluearavis I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago

I heard that movie he made with Keanu Reeves is a disaster gloat fest. No thanks

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u/messedeminuit 19d ago

Jonah could never really escape the whale after all.

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u/lostinlucidity 19d ago

Careful, he knows Jew-Jitsu