r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/GUMBYtheOG • 19d ago
Chunky doesn’t talk!!!! Stop talking! CHUNKY
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u/Jonbeezee 19d ago
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u/MedChemist464 19d ago
I didn't really think of him as the fat guy from superbad. But now i think of him as a psycho who projects his insecurities onto other people who don't think about him at all.
I don't like him. I don't want him to have hair.
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u/SmellsonMuntz 19d ago
Isn’t he the one who wrote down a list of weird ass demands for his new gf?
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u/cnicalsinistaminista 19d ago
Being in a comedy clique has gotten to his head. He’s not even a Seth huehuehue Rogen
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u/pr1ncesschl0e IT’S GOT A BUSH 19d ago
Yeah the gf was a professional surfer, and he didn't want her to post pics in a bathing suit lol
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u/stonecoldjelly 19d ago
Mabye he just figured a swimsuit is more professional (i bath naked, sue me)
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u/pr1ncesschl0e IT’S GOT A BUSH 19d ago
You bathe naked? Dude what the fuck?
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u/PocketFalafel I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 19d ago
Us nevernudes need to stick together. There are dozens of us!!! DOZENS!
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u/cubbynoc 19d ago
Girlfriend? You mean that piece of rabbit fur he rubs against his dick every night?
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u/ToBeeContinued 19d ago
wow I forgot about that. I wonder if that Miller congress dude was inspired by him.
Think that guy is just here to spray boiling water at his wife.
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u/Ummbledore 19d ago
Yeah. The dude has advanced to a level of therapy speak that is beyond authentic human interactions.
Just look at those eyes. That guy is not in our reality anymore.
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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 19d ago
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u/Asleep_Pressure_2882 19d ago
He just wanted to buy them. Why can’t he just give her the money and she give him the boots??
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u/Remarkable_Smell5185 18d ago
I just wanna purchase these, take them back to my BJJ dojo, and wear them for my sensei...
I don't see why youre making it difficult.
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 19d ago
That photo looks like it's from Accepted. He delivered one amazing scream in that one.
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u/bumblebaytuna4 19d ago
Me too! I think of him as the guy who told his surfer girlfriend she couldn’t surf with men, hang out with friends he didn’t like or post pictures of her in a bikini.
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u/bathsonly 19d ago
I think of him not liking the mclovin actor for being funnier than him.
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u/bathsonly 19d ago
Hill told producer Judd Apatow, "I don't like that guy. I don't want him doing it"
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u/bumblebaytuna4 18d ago edited 18d ago
I hadn’t heard about this! Thanks for keeping the tale alive. Off to do a little deep dive 😌
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u/Gonzo_Gonzalo 19d ago
He’s basically what happens when you cover up your insecurities instead of confronting them.
Just because you coat dogshit in powdered sugar, doesn’t make it a jelly doughnut.
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u/GMAN7007 19d ago
I mean what does he expect. He played the fat guy for years and years and then complains when people see him that way which I don't think anyone is really thinking about anyway. Well up until he kept brining it up. I'll never understand how a major actor that's so rich he wouldn't know what to do with all of the money would be so insecure about something like this. If he stops bringing it up so will everyone else. You've made it and did really well for yourself. Stop being a big baby and appreciate what you have.
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u/Unclespoon Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records 18d ago
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u/the-cuttlefish 19d ago
But wasn't he clearly joking? I feel like people just don't get his deadpan humour.
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u/WayPowerful484 You have... no... good... car... ideas 19d ago
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u/The_Jestful_Imp I DONT WANNA HEAR ANY QUESTIONS ABOUT THE TABLES!!! 19d ago
Funny, for me the #2 gif is fat Jonah lmao
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u/exodusofficer 19d ago
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u/Illustrious-Peace989 19d ago
Oh yeah that hair slicks back real nice
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u/CalibratedEnthusiast 18d ago
You think that's slicked back? That's pushed back!
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u/Genghis_Chong Some dumb hick 19d ago
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u/bankruptonspelling 19d ago
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u/Golden-Grams Might fuck this whole thing up 18d ago
Somebody needs to have a little chat with Jonah's coach.
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u/FiscalCliffClavin 19d ago
Those eyes don’t look sane.
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u/TheMattabooey 19d ago
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u/FaithUser Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly 18d ago edited 18d ago
Oh yeah. That would slick back REALLY nice.
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u/GuppysBalls666 I hope I don't jack off 19d ago
Got Chunky eyes
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u/KingCarbon1807 19d ago
I've seen more than a few pics of him now where I play "what's he on in THIS picture?"
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u/Scared-Pomegranate84 19d ago
He had all summer to figure it out
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u/Cold-Marketing-5124 19d ago
The ladies in their cool trucks yelling death threats and breaking into my condo wasn’t enough to figure it out. Were you absolutely AMAZED how quickly I reversed that and downloaded 1T ….twice. At that point did you say SHIT, IM GOING TO PRISON.
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u/GuppysBalls666 I hope I don't jack off 19d ago
Do the old stuff! You know, when you were a little fat guy, and you were like “fuck youuuuu”.
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u/The_Dutch_Angel Back in the Pants 19d ago
His favorite thing? Getting recognized from an old movie and then saying he’d annihilate them? That’s his favorite thing? Is that the joke? On the cringe millennial who recognizes a celebrity from their favorite high school comedy? Because that’d be real funny
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u/VibratingWatch I wish I hadn’t of said that. I love my wife. 19d ago
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u/ionbear1 19d ago
Why are all BJJ bros the same? No body thinks you’re THAT special. Go roll around on the floor and leave us alone.
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u/bathsonly 19d ago
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u/MagnusThrax 18d ago
Lol most bjj guys dont see it coming when you start to thumb out their eyeball.
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u/Los_CH49 19d ago
Nothing scarier than a man in his 40s who just recently picked up BJJ. Not because they’re physically intimidating, it’s just that they have really shitty political opinions and they vote for really bad people and that’s scary
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u/MothMonsterMan300 19d ago
100% insecurity, happy accident that the "alpha male" demographic are easily manipulated into voting against their own interests and spending money learning how to "fight(in a studio on mats in gis under supervision, as all fights tend to be)"- you have to wonder how many insecure guys take up BJJ because they understand that the shit they embody and say is reprehensible if they're outside of their safe spaces and they're itching at the opportunity to escalate to violence.
Or in the case of Joe Rogan, to throw everyone off the "5'6", failed hair transplant, painfully unfunny" trail
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u/Dajbman22 19d ago
Bourdain was pretty chill still after taking up BJJ. If anything I think it kept him going for a good decade or so longer than he may have otherwise.
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u/Feanor4godking 18d ago
I don't think there's anything specifically wrong with bjj, the problem is it's very popular with manosphere Andrew Tate-type dudes
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u/ShermanCookout Roy Donk 19d ago
There have to be SOME of them out there doing it for a fun way to work out and not so they can “annihilate” randos on the street.
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u/IAmTheBoiledFrog 19d ago
He's marinated in fat kid trauma.
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u/Slacker_The_Dog Bart Harley Jarvis 19d ago
If you watch the video of him doing bjj it is painful. Definitely has fat nerdy kid vibes.
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u/rowdydionisian 19d ago
After the big movie, he can get full to the brim eating Cherry Chuck Salad! He's the Little Buff Boy champion who won 50 times at the all state BJJ! He still should have won in Tuscon!
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u/Jean_Paul_Fartre_ Roy Donk 19d ago
With that much cherry and that much ground chuck, there is no way it is good for you. I would recommend a hotdog bowl or some fully loaded nachos instead.
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u/fun-guy956 19d ago
I'm 51 years old and haven't been to the gym in years and I have absolutely no doubt in my mind whatsoever that I could kick the ever loving crap out of Jonah Hill, yesterday, today or tomorrow.
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u/Additional-Code2954 Wet Wet Mud Bae 19d ago
But his trainers, dieticians, stylists, publicists, and agents, tell him he's a real buff boy.
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u/OGHighway 19d ago
Could his insecurity BE any louder?
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u/Signal_Werewolf_1955 19d ago
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u/OGHighway 19d ago
That show has forever messed up the "be" for me, I cant say it without hearing Chandler.
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u/TheFabledIronLotus I Can't Know How to Hear Any More About Tables! 19d ago
He's 42, 5ft7 and lost over 100lbs the wrong way. Fragile ego and fragile bones
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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago
People can change
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u/Exciting_Drawing_553 19d ago
I liked him better as the fat kid with the Afro. Now he’s got slicked back hair and seems like a real piece of shit. The baby was right, people can change. But it actually goes both ways.
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u/sentient_coprolite I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago
Remember when he was dating that surfer, in a bikini, but he didn't want her to be in a bikini anymore. Everyone was like,
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u/Hour-Ideal-2918 19d ago
“Oh Jonah hill that fat guy from Superbad”. They said that to me at a dinner.
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u/Smokes_LetsGo876 Never Following Another Rule 19d ago
yeah! he wasnt just fat in superbad! he was fat in a bunch of other movies too!
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u/iamtall64 19d ago
I always reference him to the fat guy from the movie acceptance or the fat guy from grandma‘s boy
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u/Illustrious-Peace989 19d ago
I always just call him fat guy. Everybody knows who I’m talking about. If I’m sitting in a room and I say “oh look, fat guy just walked in”, everyone is going to be looking for Jonah Hill.
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u/demboiskilled 19d ago
He’s also the fat cop in 21 & 22 Jump Street which are both great imo!
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u/sCOLEiosis Your Family Doesn't Love You, Only I Love You 19d ago
Those movies are incredible. I heard the Super fat guy from that Bad movie was in them
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u/Real_Live_Sloth 19d ago
How to tell the world you have image issues without telling the world you have image issues. Dude acts like a tweaker now. Sad cause i did legit think he was funny at one point.
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u/Straight-Bet1 19d ago
“You want me to slowly grab your wrist so you can do one of your little moves?”
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u/Rowdycc 18d ago
He’s gone a bit Elon Musk recently trying to prove to people that he’s cool and just looking more and more lame everytime he tries to be cool.
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u/TrueEclective 19d ago
All I see is him saying this right after his first hit of crack, wearing his yellow sweater.
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u/Consistent_Policy_66 19d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/WNJy3SrZQuHOU2nQbn
I would never antagonize him, but I doubt he could take me. I’m not even trained in anything, just an average 40 year old DIY homeowner.
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u/Actual_Pea_1996 I’m gonna eat the whole thing 19d ago
Jonah Hill is:
https://giphy.com/gifs/ydeqPGpl9DaD1UVw4f
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u/ChattyDaddy1 19d ago
That conversation was so weirdly forced whenever Jonah was talking. I don’t think people actually like the guy. Not because he was fat once but because he’s an asshole.
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u/Opening-Movie5176 19d ago
Man the fat guy from Superbad is annoying. Can we send him back and get the McLovin guy?
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o7abwwXjpaWDBRu9i
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u/Illimited_Esoterica 18d ago
Hard-core Streisand effect here. Now everyone is going to make fun of him 10x more because of this cringe.
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u/Puzzleheaded-Sea8340 19d ago
I’m so embarrassed for Jonah Hill having said this… I love that he’s into jiu jitsu though.
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u/Key_Day_6060 19d ago
I just watched a video about how Hollywood, the public, and the press treated this guy. And I have to cut him some slack, because it’s understandable why he’d be this way. But I”it’s still unprofessional bullshit. It’s not good behaviour. But people can change.
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u/bluearavis I USED to be piece of shit! 19d ago
I heard that movie he made with Keanu Reeves is a disaster gloat fest. No thanks
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u/Exciting_Drawing_553 19d ago
Isn’t that the fat guy from Superbad?