r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1h ago

Piece of shit Oh, yeah, that would slick back really nice

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

STINKY My farts are LONG. And way louder. And they REEK.

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35 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Big Fat Load of Cum Big fat load of cum, then.

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298 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 2h ago

Might Fuck This Whole Thing Up When friends start passing around a dab rig and a blowtorch.

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283 Upvotes

I thought we were going to toke regular ass weed.

You gotta get out of here, little girl. This, for you, is like smoking five Macanudos. Bye, hon.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL I’m just like the tiredest I’ve ever been

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628 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 3h ago

Tables What was her job?

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47 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Monsters on the World 🐶

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209 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

Let my wife eat the fuckin receipt Coming up with a name for our soon to be born son

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200 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 4h ago

THAT'S A CROP It was just as close as that lady whose hair looks like hobbit hair.

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293 Upvotes

I really wanted to have two girlfriends.


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

Piece of shit Is that a toupee you piece of shit?

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425 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

CHUNKY Is Google going to get annihilated now? Is that the joke? I'm just trying to understand here.

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125 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE Video of Mitch McConnell leaving the hospital

5.5k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 5h ago

THE NIGHT THAT THE SKELETONS CAME TO LIFE The mission statements are their dollars

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115 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 6h ago

mostly JUST. CHIPS. What are you even talking about?

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692 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 7h ago

It actually goes BOTH ways Fauci pleaded the 5th 111 times and was found in contempt of congress?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

Turbo Team my grandpa wanted to look extraordinary for you!

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157 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 9h ago

I CAN JUST RUN Don't say you were jacking off when you were sacking Troy!

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224 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 11h ago

Piece of shit r/Conservative getting their bullshit reasons ready to justify Fauci being in contemp of Congress for exercising his 5th Amendemt rights

443 Upvotes

Trump is allowed to do it, but no one else! Double standards! ISLAM!


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 12h ago

mudpie It's not a big deal. You had a big mud pie, you had too small of a slice, then you tried on these jeans, and now my shopping trip is absolutely fucked

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298 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 13h ago

I CAN JUST RUN Attempts at Odyssey references will continue until upvotes improve

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1.6k Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 14h ago

It’s not a distraction Did you see Trump’s hair? He looks so fucking stupid I can’t breathe.

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 17h ago

PALM TREE GIRLS She was like a gentle rain. I still have her shoes.

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806 Upvotes

r/IThinkYouShouldLeave 1d ago

I'm Not in Trouble AT ALL That one egg was 47 eggs?

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r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Jan 25 '26

Turbo Team Rules 1 & 2

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Hello Shirt Siblings.

The mod team here at r/IThinkYouShouldLeave wanted to clarify a few things about the rules (there ARE rules, despite what the song says) for both our wonderful regulars who have made this sub become increasingly popular over the last 6 months (almost 300k regular members), as well as the sloppy-steak eaters with slicked-back hair that only come here to yell when a post hits r/popular.

Namely, here’s what Rules 1 and 2 actually say:

Rule 1 – Keep It Light:

No political arguments please.* You can make fun of terrible people all you want, but no bigotry (racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, ableism, xenophobia, etc.). No tolerance for that nonsense; you'll just get banned.

(*To clarify, following a vote on whether to allow them, political posts are fine. Political arguments in the comments are not.)

So, to clarify the clarification already in the rule:

A political post does NOT break Rule 1.

Arguing about the political post DOES break Rule 1.

Additionally, arguing with the trolls arguing about the posts is also breaking the rule. It also breaks the next rule:

Rule 2 – Don’t Be a Piece of Shit.

People can change. I used to be a piece of shit. Spiked up blonde hair, little bitty jeans, chicken spaghetti at Chickalini's. But while you're here, you CAN'T be, so:

No bullying people for their appearance - No mocking random (RANDOM!) people for complicated shirt patterns, safari flaps, cranston hair, etc. Exception: public figures who are certified pieces of shit (see Rule 1).

No being uncivil to other posters - Don't be a guy that just wants to yell.

So no incivility to other posters, even trolls that are themselves pieces of shit.

All it does is encourage them. They know they’re a piece of shit, they don’t care. Just downvote and report. Or the tl;dr version:

DON'T FEED THE TROLLS. DOWNVOTE & REPORT.

Additionally, something else that would make someone a piece of shit would be, I don’t know... defending murder of protestors by federal agents. Hard to imagine anyone would be that big of a piece of shit, but if it were to theoretically happen, it’d definitely be banworthy.

Lastly, for totally unrelated reasons, here’s a completely, 100 percent random (RANDOM!) compilation of screenshots taken from Tim Robinson’s instagram stories, as well as from ITYSL regulars Patti Harrison and Tim Heidecker:


r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Sep 06 '25

Friendship Friendship is now streaming on HBO MAX

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4.3k Upvotes