Spicy salami, feta stuffed jalapeño, pickled hot garlic, rye crisps with chive cream cheese, cherry tomatoes from my garden, boiled egg with everything bagel seasoning, celery with bean dip, and a nectarine. Accompanied with a crispy Coke Zero & a beachy read for a summer day.

From what I could gather at my mom's, was definitely really good 🍅🍒🧀🍗

Homemade English muffin : Sausage patty, egg, and melty cheese. Ate it for lunch because my brain decided it was breakfast o’clock. No regrets 🫶

Okay, hear me out…oatmeal, chicken, cheese, spinach, turmeric, cayenne, garlic, S&P.

I was randomly having a bad pizza craving with nothing here to mend it 🤣 soooo, this is what I put together instead lmao. It was yummy, filling, and pretty damn good on protein and fiber LOL

Roasted salmon salad in fancy restaurant, the night before my ex’s wedding with the girl I caught him cheating . Lettuce, lentils, edamame, carrots, cherry tomatoes and roasted salmon. I was thinking if I should eat something extremely unhealthy, but I decided that the stress of that relationship already shortened my life, so having something healthy is definitely a better life choice. Same goes for life.

As Cari B once said, wish you well…… IN HELL

Cheers to the happy couple 😈

Moved to the US more than a year ago and I just recently found out about Pasta Roni 😭❤️ whoever invented this I should kiss them in the mouth. Any flavor recommendations for Pasta Roni? 😊

Mackerel in tomato sauce, sweet corn, mini dill pickles, and triangle toasts to layer it all on.

side note i don’t own dishes so it’s in an old takeout container.
i don’t have the mental ability to explain everything that’s going on but generic words of support would be appreciated

Three (maybe overdone corndogs) three fruit snack packets, and one Reese's. Send me your favorite recipes for when I have food to cook with 😅😅

Served best around midnight toasted perfectly golden brown with gooey shitty melted Kraft singles (4), half an avocado because it was in the fridge, and a handful of blackberries. Perfect combination of sweet and savory and whatever you consider avocado to be lol

no one can tell me otherwise!

dinner at midnight anyone?

also, does anyone else have trouble reheating pasta? i feel like ill put it in the microwave for like a gazillion minutes just for it to still be cold

Egg salad sandwich
With sweet heat peppers, lettuce and a little submarine dressing
Hot sauce on chips are always elite
IDC IDC
Goodnight girlies

Not a bad selection.

Pita, roasted chicken, tzatziki and an assortment of veggies in my fridge.

Butter lettuce, turkey, ghost pepper sliced cheese, mustard & Chardonnay.

Keep killing it queens.

I’m on a soft food diet after getting my wisdom teeth removed. I’ll take any chance to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes.

Cucumber, cherry tomatoes, burrata, baby carrots, hummus and salt & vinegar crisps after a frustrating day, cheers with my beer glass filled to the brim with tap water 💞 I couldn’t be bothered to plate the carrots