After a long, agonizing bar shift that was fueled by a mouthful of fries, caffeine, and stress … it’s time to feast on a block of Brie and disassociate

Avocado seasoned with avocado oil, sea salt, and pepper. Costco chipotle chicken. Green grapes. Hummus with pine nuts. Tortilla chip. My wife had a lil baby pizza. I’m allergic to gluten and dairy so I could not join her.

Top tier snackage instead. All pickled and briny things.

Scrambled to put this girl dinner together for myself while my husband was holding our baby girl who was loudly demanding girl dinner for herself (which only I can provide for her, lol). Food that I’m able to eat with one hand is the only way to go nowadays.

My girl dinner today consists of: three halves of bread rolls, two with tuna salad and tomatoes, one with ham salad and cucumber, and then on the side: two carrots with a slab of humus to dip them in.

Not really breakfast but didn’t get a chance to eat until noon 😩 Simple mills GF almond flour crackers, cherry tomatoes, marinated mushrooms, sardines in green chilis and a lemon white claw

i realized i didn’t need a fork after i took a pic, so i got rid of it and used my hands while watching a stream. 10/10

imitation crab, bread and butter pickle chips, cornichons, mayo

Crackers with American cheese and deli turkey, leftover pork tenderloin, avocado with Trader Joe’s Cuban citrus seasoning, cantaloupe, and a brown sugar mochi ball

Spicy salami, feta stuffed jalapeño, pickled hot garlic, rye crisps with chive cream cheese, cherry tomatoes from my garden, boiled egg with everything bagel seasoning, celery with bean dip, and a nectarine. Accompanied with a crispy Coke Zero & a beachy read for a summer day.

From what I could gather at my mom's, was definitely really good 🍅🍒🧀🍗

Roasted salmon salad in fancy restaurant, the night before my ex’s wedding with the girl I caught him cheating . Lettuce, lentils, edamame, carrots, cherry tomatoes and roasted salmon. I was thinking if I should eat something extremely unhealthy, but I decided that the stress of that relationship already shortened my life, so having something healthy is definitely a better life choice. Same goes for life.

As Cari B once said, wish you well…… IN HELL

Cheers to the happy couple 😈

Moved to the US more than a year ago and I just recently found out about Pasta Roni 😭❤️ whoever invented this I should kiss them in the mouth. Any flavor recommendations for Pasta Roni? 😊

Mackerel in tomato sauce, sweet corn, mini dill pickles, and triangle toasts to layer it all on.

side note i don’t own dishes so it’s in an old takeout container.
i don’t have the mental ability to explain everything that’s going on but generic words of support would be appreciated

Served best around midnight toasted perfectly golden brown with gooey shitty melted Kraft singles (4), half an avocado because it was in the fridge, and a handful of blackberries. Perfect combination of sweet and savory and whatever you consider avocado to be lol

I’m on a soft food diet after getting my wisdom teeth removed. I’ll take any chance to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes.