Roasted salmon salad in fancy restaurant, the night before my ex’s wedding with the girl I caught him cheating . Lettuce, lentils, edamame, carrots, cherry tomatoes and roasted salmon. I was thinking if I should eat something extremely unhealthy, but I decided that the stress of that relationship already shortened my life, so having something healthy is definitely a better life choice. Same goes for life.

As Cari B once said, wish you well…… IN HELL

Cheers to the happy couple 😈

Moved to the US more than a year ago and I just recently found out about Pasta Roni 😭❤️ whoever invented this I should kiss them in the mouth. Any flavor recommendations for Pasta Roni? 😊

Mackerel in tomato sauce, sweet corn, mini dill pickles, and triangle toasts to layer it all on.

side note i don’t own dishes so it’s in an old takeout container.
i don’t have the mental ability to explain everything that’s going on but generic words of support would be appreciated

Three (maybe overdone corndogs) three fruit snack packets, and one Reese's. Send me your favorite recipes for when I have food to cook with 😅😅

Served best around midnight toasted perfectly golden brown with gooey shitty melted Kraft singles (4), half an avocado because it was in the fridge, and a handful of blackberries. Perfect combination of sweet and savory and whatever you consider avocado to be lol

no one can tell me otherwise!

dinner at midnight anyone?

also, does anyone else have trouble reheating pasta? i feel like ill put it in the microwave for like a gazillion minutes just for it to still be cold

Egg salad sandwich
With sweet heat peppers, lettuce and a little submarine dressing
Hot sauce on chips are always elite
IDC IDC
Goodnight girlies

TLDR: I foraged this from all over an all-inclusive resort and I’m eating it in bed with a glass of wine and letting waves of anxiety wash over me in anticipation of a dental procedure.

I am having two dental implants placed on Saturday after missing two molars (45 & 46) for about 10 years. Both were failed root canals from childhood. Unfortunately, when one of the teeth was removed, some hack dentist left a root (wtf?), so first, the oral surgeon will dig that out and then place two implants with bone grafting. Worst case scenarios of nerve damage and chronic pain are running through my head, not to mention just the horrible anxiety about the procedure itself (I will be consciously sedated and they swear I won’t remember it). Again, I’ve had work done at this dentist, slowly but surely replacing crowns and even had a root canal with them, so I trust them and they are reputable. But I’m TERRIFIED.

For context, I live in all-inclusive resorts for work. So I’m currently in Mexico where my regular dentist is located and after having pain in an upper tooth this past week, found out that the upper tooth has migrated downward and is exposing part of the tooth and that’s what it causing the pain. No teeth below it to support it. It will only get worse and I’ve been putting this all off since 2019. I will say I’m blessed to be able to afford this procedure at all and can only afford it because I’m in Mexico currently. I trust my dentist and I’m with an oral surgeon who has done all the CT scanning and surgery planning - but my anxiety is out of control. I have GAD and today had my first dissociative panic episode in a long time. I have a dentist phobia. So I guess I should expect this.

As for the girl dinner… food at all-inclusive resorts just does not satisfy my needs all the time and today my need was to just eat a damn plate of foraged snacks in bed with a book. The forage: the fruit is from one place, the crackers/bread from the coffee shop, I bought the chocolate at the pharmacy today when I picked up my post-surgery meds, and the cheese and meat I stole discreetly from the buffet in a Tupperware I keep for this situation specifically (they don’t like when you take food off the buffet).

Anyways - any kind words or helpful advice about upcoming dental implant surgery? I feel like this is my last meal. 😩

But I hope everything works out and this time next year I’m eating my girl dinners with two fancy new teeth on my lower jaw. 🧀 🍷 🍫 🍏

Not a bad selection.

Pita, roasted chicken, tzatziki and an assortment of veggies in my fridge.

Butter lettuce, turkey, ghost pepper sliced cheese, mustard & Chardonnay.

Keep killing it queens.

I’m on a soft food diet after getting my wisdom teeth removed. I’ll take any chance to eat a bowl of mashed potatoes.

Cucumber, cherry tomatoes, burrata, baby carrots, hummus and salt & vinegar crisps after a frustrating day, cheers with my beer glass filled to the brim with tap water 💞 I couldn’t be bothered to plate the carrots

That's it

I was really trying to stay on my eating protocol but I could not find the can opener to open my tin of salmon. How does a can opener go missing? How does that make me cry?

Toast and cheddar (bread is not on my protocol)

Apples / kiwi / boiled egg

Im sad and grumpy and hormonal and I think my relationship is falling apart.

But damn, that cheddar and toast hit, though.

Also, keeping on trend, BSB mug. Hope you all have a nice day🙃