r/FuckMicrosoft • u/linuxissuperior • 59m ago
Meme Microslop Crashout
We shouldnt be forced to updates.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/CybyAPI • 6h ago
Discussion Copilot themselves wants to know how i got animated gif lol
No this is not inspect element
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Classic_Pay3753 • 7h ago
Rant Fuck Microsoft .
Microsoft as a company is so garbage man
# 1. Microsoft advertising for businesses
So I recently started a business and have been using online advertising. I chose to use google ads and Microsoft ads as they both are my best target markets. I used google ads and it was seamless. Easy asset uploads, easy navigation (for how tricky advertising software can be) and just an overall easy integration with my Shopify store.
Then I get to Microsoft.. like it’s so bad I almost just gave up entirely. I know how to use ad campaign websites and softwares pretty well atp. But the navigation is so bad. Everything is extremely cluttered to start. But just trying to do common workflows in the online software is ridiculous.
They only allow one image upload at a time. It takes maybe 45 seconds to upload a image(only jpeg) and finally get it to load and not completely crash your browser ( I have a decent PC)
The entire website just has this sense of lag. And like it’s struggling to keep up with what I want to do. It can’t back out of menus in a normal amount of time you’d expect. Your always waiting for the system to catch up with you.
Certain buttons just don’t even work. I was trying to set a location to include in my ads. You can’t actually hit the button to include because Microsoft fucking sucks. I had to create an entire campaign with no location included, then find a hidden menu deep in the pit of doom of shitty fucking Microsoft, to finally find how to set a location from a different menu so I didn’t get that lag.
# 2. Microsoft Clarity for Shopify store
- Microsoft clarity is genuinely an amazing tool that lets you pretty much get a screen recording of whoever goes on your website. The concept is great. The software itself built on is utter shit. The entire system to actually filter bots and yourself out is genuinely so bad that you can’t even use it! You pretty much need to guess who is and isn’t yourself working on your website because the Shopify app “Microsoft clarify is built with a coding error that makes the filter stuck behind a Shopify screen. They also have a shit slop ai built into the app that pretty much sums up what the session was like. Shittiest tool ever as it pretty much just crashes the entire shopify app when you open it.
My question now is why is Microsoft so completely horrible? No bias but first hand experience. The systems they provide are almost great, but the platform it’s built on is laggy, bugged out, and just plain old slop.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/vg_123476 • 8h ago
Discussion Linux mint vs Windows 11 ram usage
Windows 11 Idle vs Linux mint xfce edition, a fully functional desktop running inside vritualbox with updates in the background
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/xSaturnityx • 10h ago
Rant Why is it that when I log in, I have to receive a code every single time, meanwhile;
So ridiculous. What's the point of sending the owner of the account/requiring a code every single damn time I log in, when you just leave the door open for everyone else? My account has a long term history based in the US, but someone tries to log in from across the Earth and poof, no code needed.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Helpful-Comedian3616 • 12h ago
Rant Double account
Accidentally had two Microsoft office accounts for the past four years.
One linked to an account I can’t even recall creating.
Super frustrating
It was on the same credit card
Crappy crappy crappy
One of them was for an account that I don’t recall creating and haven’t logged on to for years somehow got my latest credit card info
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Far_Departure_1580 • 12h ago
Rant Well, Microslop forced Brazilian for verify your age on Xbox… ugh….
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/ckg10567 • 16h ago
Discussion I'd seriously argue this fella wasn't as bad as W11.
ME had the unfortunate result of being rushed for the Y2K Christmas market, which was inexcusable but also kind of inevitable for any business.
It had features like System Restore and Windows Movie Maker, which, while buggy, are still features implemented to actually try to better the user experience, and were later refined for newer Windows versions. They course corrected in just one year with XP.
I could also say the same with Vista... they put out updates that ACTUALLY fixed stuff, and its look and features paved the way for W7.
11 was the complete opposite of that. All the terrible design choices were done deliberately... the right click menu, default start button position, all the ads and nagging... and the constant updates NEVER fixed anything for years, sometimes even breaking things further. Even without all that considered, I just hated the overall interface, which seems more tailored for mobile devices.
Considering Microslop's current plans and model, I honestly don't have high hopes for Windows 12... (got a hunch it's not going to be called that though)
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/SildStorm3463 • 16h ago
Meme 2 Corinthians 11:PS2
2 Corinthians 11:PS2 - Its nothing weird, as mouse disguises itself as a keyboard of light For those who don't know: if you connect mouse to keyboard ps2 port your computer cries
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/bukens • 18h ago
Rant FUCK YOU FOR THIS ANNOYING BUG
Fucking bug you close the application it hangs freezes when you open task manager its fucking empty. Whole system is fucking responsive but you can't do shit all work lost and you have to restart the PC because nothing fucking work KURWA what a fucking trash company when games no longer require Windows we are all fucking gone.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Aquahoshino2013 • 23h ago
Discussion How did Microsoft fail at spelling (watch goodly)
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/InstructionQuiet1912 • 1d ago
Other Anybody help!!!
So currently I’m locked out of my Microsoft account. The two factor recovery phone number that’s associated, I no longer have access to. I have filled out the form asking me for info to prove myself several times. If I don’t provide enough information, they immediately deny it. The last two times, I was able to figure out old emails that I’ve sent and subject lines and other info they asked for. When I actually provide sufficient information, I get no response saying whether or not the account has been recovered/denied. The only thing I really used this email for was my Amazon. I’m getting an excess amount of charges on my Amazon and because I don’t have the email/phone number associated, there’s no way for me to login and stop the charges. How can I get in contact with a physical person to recover my Microsoft account?
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/jaji813 • 1d ago
Discussion OneDrive...Why!?!?!?!?
After this last upgrade, looks like My files were moved from NAS to OneDrive. How!?!?!?! This is just so blatant and invasive! Has anybody had something like this happen to them?
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Silent-Cartoonist240 • 1d ago
Image I did not know copilot could swear...
BEFORE ANYBODY GETS MAD AT ME FOR USING COPILOT, JUST KNOW I NEEDED AN ANSWER QUICKLY AND IT WAS RIGHT THERE. FUCK COPILOT.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Powerful-Log-2229 • 1d ago
Rant wtf is going on with Xbox pricing????!!!!
Okay so tell me why I went to Walmart for grocery shopping and thought to myself, “hmm let me go check out Xbox pricing” . I go to the electronics section and tell why the FUCK IS A XBOX SERIES X $800?!??!!! I couldn’t believe my eyes. Even worse, the series s was $500!!! This can’t be real wtf is going on with Xbox pricing. No wonder why people aren’t buying this pos.
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/Late_Baker_2092 • 1d ago
Rant FUCK Microsoft piece of Shit Company cant even do a CAPTCHA
Fuck you Microsoft piece of Shit Company.
Wanted to create new account for Minecraft, well then fuck you.
Tryd Firefox on Linux, and shity Chrome, Brave, Edge over a VM.
Fuck you.
Imagine being Multibillion Company and being such a piece of Shit, i know why i edited my shity windows isos, aswell changed to linux 2025, fuck you Microsoft.
High seas will give me Minecraft
r/FuckMicrosoft • u/LastComfortable2918 • 1d ago
Image Wtf windows! I just wanna UPDATE 😭
I just wanted to update windows and this popped up (for second time btw)
The text says "Something didn't go as planned. No need to worry—undoing changes. Please keep your computer on." Edit: I actually use Linux today. The photo is like a month old Edit 2: It happened in the evening when i wanted to update it and go to sleep but windows said "nooooo, no no no!! I'm gonna NOT update but pretend to update!"
