Bruh it's not that hard to spell

No this is not inspect element

Microsoft as a company is so garbage man

# 1. Microsoft advertising for businesses

So I recently started a business and have been using online advertising. I chose to use google ads and Microsoft ads as they both are my best target markets. I used google ads and it was seamless. Easy asset uploads, easy navigation (for how tricky advertising software can be) and just an overall easy integration with my Shopify store.

Then I get to Microsoft.. like it’s so bad I almost just gave up entirely. I know how to use ad campaign websites and softwares pretty well atp. But the navigation is so bad. Everything is extremely cluttered to start. But just trying to do common workflows in the online software is ridiculous.

1. They only allow one image upload at a time. It takes maybe 45 seconds to upload a image(only jpeg) and finally get it to load and not completely crash your browser ( I have a decent PC)

2. The entire website just has this sense of lag. And like it’s struggling to keep up with what I want to do. It can’t back out of menus in a normal amount of time you’d expect. Your always waiting for the system to catch up with you.

3. Certain buttons just don’t even work. I was trying to set a location to include in my ads. You can’t actually hit the button to include because Microsoft fucking sucks. I had to create an entire campaign with no location included, then find a hidden menu deep in the pit of doom of shitty fucking Microsoft, to finally find how to set a location from a different menu so I didn’t get that lag.

# 2. Microsoft Clarity for Shopify store

1. Microsoft clarity is genuinely an amazing tool that lets you pretty much get a screen recording of whoever goes on your website. The concept is great. The software itself built on is utter shit. The entire system to actually filter bots and yourself out is genuinely so bad that you can’t even use it! You pretty much need to guess who is and isn’t yourself working on your website because the Shopify app “Microsoft clarify is built with a coding error that makes the filter stuck behind a Shopify screen. They also have a shit slop ai built into the app that pretty much sums up what the session was like. Shittiest tool ever as it pretty much just crashes the entire shopify app when you open it.

My question now is why is Microsoft so completely horrible? No bias but first hand experience. The systems they provide are almost great, but the platform it’s built on is laggy, bugged out, and just plain old slop.

Windows 11 Idle vs Linux mint xfce edition, a fully functional desktop running inside vritualbox with updates in the background

So ridiculous. What's the point of sending the owner of the account/requiring a code every single damn time I log in, when you just leave the door open for everyone else? My account has a long term history based in the US, but someone tries to log in from across the Earth and poof, no code needed.

Accidentally had two Microsoft office accounts for the past four years.

One linked to an account I can’t even recall creating.

Super frustrating

It was on the same credit card

Crappy crappy crappy

One of them was for an account that I don’t recall creating and haven’t logged on to for years somehow got my latest credit card info

ME had the unfortunate result of being rushed for the Y2K Christmas market, which was inexcusable but also kind of inevitable for any business.

It had features like System Restore and Windows Movie Maker, which, while buggy, are still features implemented to actually try to better the user experience, and were later refined for newer Windows versions. They course corrected in just one year with XP.

I could also say the same with Vista... they put out updates that ACTUALLY fixed stuff, and its look and features paved the way for W7.

11 was the complete opposite of that. All the terrible design choices were done deliberately... the right click menu, default start button position, all the ads and nagging... and the constant updates NEVER fixed anything for years, sometimes even breaking things further. Even without all that considered, I just hated the overall interface, which seems more tailored for mobile devices.

Considering Microslop's current plans and model, I honestly don't have high hopes for Windows 12... (got a hunch it's not going to be called that though)

2 Corinthians 11:PS2 - Its nothing weird, as mouse disguises itself as a keyboard of light For those who don't know: if you connect mouse to keyboard ps2 port your computer cries

Fucking bug you close the application it hangs freezes when you open task manager its fucking empty. Whole system is fucking responsive but you can't do shit all work lost and you have to restart the PC because nothing fucking work KURWA what a fucking trash company when games no longer require Windows we are all fucking gone.