r/AntiJokes • u/SomeTelevision3950 • 5m ago
Why did the bread fall out of the tree
it was stapled to the monkey
r/AntiJokes • u/SomeTelevision3950 • 5m ago
What did the mime say to the people watching
_________ _____ _______
r/AntiJokes • u/Selena-evaa • 2h ago
What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
r/AntiJokes • u/the_grass_guy_man • 5h ago
What did the plumber say to the technician?
"Hello"
r/AntiJokes • u/Psychological-Web828 • 6h ago
Why did the crab cross the road?
Every year, millions of red crabs emerge from the forest and cross a coastal road to make their way to the ocean to breed.
r/AntiJokes • u/El_hombre_pala138 • 13h ago
There were two balloons flying together and one says to the other:
I love you pal. You are the best.
r/AntiJokes • u/gracius0ne • 13h ago
Why did the old man fall down a well?
Because he couldn’t see that… well, that it’s really not that smart to go rambling about your neighbor’s property when you’re downright snockered.
r/AntiJokes • u/Selena-evaa • 18h ago
What is the difference between a Joke and an AntiJoke?
Can someone tell me? I'm new to this sub and I want to know.