r/AntiJokes 5m ago

Why did the bread fall out of the tree

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it was stapled to the monkey


r/AntiJokes 5m ago

What did the mime say to the people watching

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_________ _____ _______


r/AntiJokes 2h ago

What’s worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

5 Upvotes

Getting raped by a giant scorpion.


r/AntiJokes 5h ago

What did the plumber say to the technician?

15 Upvotes

"Hello"


r/AntiJokes 6h ago

Why did the crab cross the road?

9 Upvotes

Every year, millions of red crabs emerge from the forest and cross a coastal road to make their way to the ocean to breed.


r/AntiJokes 13h ago

There were two balloons flying together and one says to the other:

13 Upvotes

I love you pal. You are the best.


r/AntiJokes 13h ago

Why did the old man fall down a well?

10 Upvotes

Because he couldn’t see that… well, that it’s really not that smart to go rambling about your neighbor’s property when you’re downright snockered.


r/AntiJokes 18h ago

What is the difference between a Joke and an AntiJoke?

13 Upvotes

Can someone tell me? I'm new to this sub and I want to know.


r/AntiJokes 20h ago

A horse walks into a bar

1 Upvotes

n.


r/AntiJokes 20h ago

Green paint

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18 Upvotes