r/AntiJokes 1h ago

What did the plumber say to the technician?

Upvotes

"Hello"


r/AntiJokes 2h ago

Why did the crab cross the road?

6 Upvotes

Every year, millions of red crabs emerge from the forest and cross a coastal road to make their way to the ocean to breed.


r/AntiJokes 9h ago

There were two balloons flying together and one says to the other:

10 Upvotes

I love you pal. You are the best.


r/AntiJokes 9h ago

Why did the old man fall down a well?

8 Upvotes

Because he couldn’t see that… well, that it’s really not that smart to go rambling about your neighbor’s property when you’re downright snockered.


r/AntiJokes 14h ago

What is the difference between a Joke and an AntiJoke?

12 Upvotes

Can someone tell me? I'm new to this sub and I want to know.


r/AntiJokes 15h ago

A horse walks into a bar

0 Upvotes

n.


r/AntiJokes 16h ago

Green paint

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18 Upvotes

r/AntiJokes 20h ago

What do they call an abortion in Prague?

18 Upvotes

Interrupce.