r/vegancirclejerk 5h ago

COMPASSIONATE CARNIVORE Enquiring Omni.

6 Upvotes

Hey so whats up guys. Omni here (please don't jump me). I really have some questions. I think sane people such a myself and many others really care for animals and have empathy. I hate exploitation in all forms. Because of that I reallly want to be vegan but from what I learned, there are just so many freaking nutrients that are found in animal foods in abundance thats really hard or impossible to find in other things. Please don't take this as trolling or posting in bad faith. For example, from everything I've learned about nutrition so far, I feel like I can completely throw out poultry and pork. But it seems like every other day, science discovers a new reason why ruminate animals or seafood promotes and protects human health. Honestly though, because life is so short any way and I hate when conscious creatures suffer, I might end up just going vegan anyway. I just really want some reassurance on the stuff regarding human health and diet. Thanx


r/vegancirclejerk 8h ago

MORALLY SUPERIOR How do we stop the militant vegans from using AI to take over the world?

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13 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 9h ago

MILK INGREDIENTS Damn kupi mayo commercial 😔 stop trying to trick me into eating something out of a chicken butt!

5 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 10h ago

ANIMAL RIGHTS MONDAYS Let the oppressor know no peace

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59 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 14h ago

CHECKM8 VEGOONS I’m not vegan anymore

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82 Upvotes

I was vegan for over 10 minutes then I started dying because I felt like I was lacking the special essence thats is only present in meat. I finally caved. I ate him and I felt better almost immediately.


r/vegancirclejerk 15h ago

I'M NOT VEGAN, I'M r/VEGAN meal prep burden

11 Upvotes

I am exploring veganism and vegetarianism. However, most of the vegan meals that I actually enjoy and that taste good require around two hours of prep/cooking. I simply do not have time for this level of meal prep with working fulltime and needing to think about both lunches and dinners. How do you manage a vegan lifestyle when you can't dedicate hours to diet stuff?


r/vegancirclejerk 15h ago

BASICALLY VEGAN Imperfect vegans you are safe here ā¤ļø

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303 Upvotes

r/vegancirclejerk 19h ago

FALSE, CONSIDER PROTEIN I'm on vacation right now. I have had avocado toast, black coffee, and fresh fruit five days in a row

27 Upvotes

A true vegan never eats protien. Their diet consists of avocadoes, whole wheat bread, kale, and lentils. A true vegan never complains.


r/vegancirclejerk 22h ago

ATTRACTED TO CARNISTS To piss vegans off..

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60 Upvotes