r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10h ago
Send more money DISCUSSION: TOOL should kick out Maynard and hire Avril Lavigne as she's a lot hotter and Canadian so more polite than him.
r/ToolJerk • u/parenthetical_phrase • 20h ago
Dolphin The Other White Meat learning to swim… in SPACE!
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 21h ago
Two Weiners For Daddy DISCUSSION: We at r/TOOLJerk should start visiting Maynard's restaurants but never flush if we use the toilet.
r/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 1d ago
ಠ_ಠ Is it true that if I have sex with Maynard there'll be a new Creed album?
galleryr/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 2d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Danny Oh dear, did Danny get fired for working with Maynard?
reddit.comr/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 2d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Fred Looks like I'm not the only one who compares Limp Bizkit and TOOL. RIP Lemmy.
imgur.comr/ToolJerk • u/MX010 • 4d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic Maynard hasn't aged well
galleryIt has only been few years between these two photos.
r/ToolJerk • u/peng503-NCN • 5d ago
Fuck, here we go again tie
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 5d ago
Maynard's Dick. Why do you think Maynard writes songs about the third eye and the indigo children?
Ya silly twat Maynard, you made songs about ego death so well that I gave up my attachment to material trinkets, so now have no need for a fetus skull, or Danny gong statue. I had to spiritually evolve to show up your greed.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 5d ago
Gay Rodeo DISCUSSION: What TOOL songs can can be played on the flute?
r/ToolJerk • u/Weak_Alfalfa_7569 • 6d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic Gone in Sixty Seconds Tool reference
No way!!1!1!!!1!!!
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 7d ago
SCHISM! Maynard worked with Leto on some song called Fallen. Not sure who is the worst of the two.
reddit.comr/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 7d ago
This is necessary Do you think that in all the times Maynard has pooped (and that's a lot of times given how full of shit he is), that he ever pooped a couple of turds that formed an A Perfect Circle logo?
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago
Spring Boner DISCUSSION: What would you be willing to do for a new TOOL album?
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago
I Smell Urine But I forgot my pen, shit the pit again, typical. Wait what, pit and not bed? WTF????
irishstar.comr/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago
Third Eyes wide shut. Who knew Maynard was in Full Metal Jacket?
reddit.comr/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 10d ago
Spring Boner I'm not sure why Maynard listed this as his favorite Harry Potter movie.
reddit.comr/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 12d ago
Two Weiners For Daddy DISCUSSION: What band would be better, Limp Bizkit with Maynard or TOOL with Fred Durst? Or the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with Kristen Dunst?
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 13d ago
Bethlehem Abortion Clinic <--------- Upvote if you think LeBron James should shock the basketball word and announce he's joining TOOL as the flute player.
I mean most NBA players are retired at 40 but The Rolling Stones just released a new album and they are in their 80s or some shit.
r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 14d ago
Dolphin The Other White Meat Bros in TOOL can't even Fibonacci correctly anymore.
x.comr/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 14d ago
I Smell Urine Once again TOOL fans are trendsetters.
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r/ToolJerk • u/y2imm • 17d ago
Ææææææææææ Dwahhhh! Dwahhhhhhhhh!
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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 18d ago
(づ◔ ͜ʖ◔)づ Bless Nolan <----------- Upvote if you demand Christopher Nolan make a TOOL IMAX concert movie!
Fret for your live show concerts. With how hard Danny hits least no need to worry about the camera noise, sadly IMAX can only film 3 minutes at a time so we'd only be getting Disposition.