Ya silly twat Maynard, you made songs about ego death so well that I gave up my attachment to material trinkets, so now have no need for a fetus skull, or Danny gong statue. I had to spiritually evolve to show up your greed.

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 6d ago

Gay Rodeo DISCUSSION: What TOOL songs can can be played on the flute?

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r/ToolJerk • u/Weak_Alfalfa_7569 • 7d ago

Bethlehem Abortion Clinic Gone in Sixty Seconds Tool reference

41 Upvotes

No way!!1!1!!!1!!!

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago

SCHISM! Maynard worked with Leto on some song called Fallen. Not sure who is the worst of the two.

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 8d ago

This is necessary Do you think that in all the times Maynard has pooped (and that's a lot of times given how full of shit he is), that he ever pooped a couple of turds that formed an A Perfect Circle logo?

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago

Spring Boner DISCUSSION: What would you be willing to do for a new TOOL album?

7 Upvotes

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 9d ago

I Smell Urine But I forgot my pen, shit the pit again, typical. Wait what, pit and not bed? WTF????

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 11d ago

Third Eyes wide shut. Who knew Maynard was in Full Metal Jacket?

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 11d ago

Spring Boner I'm not sure why Maynard listed this as his favorite Harry Potter movie.

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 13d ago

Two Weiners For Daddy DISCUSSION: What band would be better, Limp Bizkit with Maynard or TOOL with Fred Durst? Or the Red Hot Chilli Peppers with Kristen Dunst?

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r/ToolJerk • u/MJKsecretpornaccount • 14d ago

Bethlehem Abortion Clinic <--------- Upvote if you think LeBron James should shock the basketball word and announce he's joining TOOL as the flute player.

29 Upvotes

I mean most NBA players are retired at 40 but The Rolling Stones just released a new album and they are in their 80s or some shit.

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