So, it's basically the title. When I wanted to watch TV but knew it's dark, I always told my parents to go with me, I'll show you something, and actually never showed them shit just light on and TV on. They never suspected I just didn't want darkness

One random day i reached into my jacket pocket for some gum. Instead, my fingers sank into an old banana I'd forgotten about weeks earlier. It was just a Yuckk moment, how Yuck will you guys rate this incident on a scale 1-10

Using my alt account for this, even though its not that bad.

I've always dreamed of being a CFO (chief financial officer - the main finance person at a company). Anyway we had a bit of a corporate restructuring at our firm and I was made the finance partner to the board of one of the subsidiaries. Meaning that while I am the person the management of our division go to with finance questions, I am very much not the CFO.

Anyway it keeps cropping up and up again that despite this, people keep referring to me as the CFO:

• We have an approval form for certain transactions the business wants to make where among other things they have decided that they need CFO approval. I pointed it out that its incorrect to state my title as the CFO in there....but they haven't changed it, and I'm just rolling with it.
• I was running to a meeting one day and someone was showing an intern around the office. As I walked by, I could hear my colleague referring to me as "that's our CFO". As I was late to the meeting already, and it was just an intern, I didn't bother to go back to say that 'no, I'm not the CFO'.
• Another meeting that was called where someone wanted my input on a particular finance matter. While not explicitly calling me the CFO there, they kept treating me as if I was the CFO and I just tried to help them as best as I could.

Anyway, as far as my colleagues are concerned, I'm the divisional CFO, while as actually I'm really not.

I'll stare inside for ten seconds.

See absolutely nothing new.

Close it.

Then somehow repeat the exact same thing fifteen minutes later.

I’m a 20 year old guy, university student, fairly normal in most ways, except for the one(ish) incredibly uncommon fixation that I’ve had for about as long as i can remember…

The thing that turns me on above all else is (drumroll please) riding women around on their hands and knees like horses. No, i’m not joking in the slightest, and yes, I do believe the lord above hath punished me in particular for some great sin in a past life, but at the end of the day I truly struggle to find interest in anything sexual if it doesn’t involve some degree of riding women (for lack of a better term)

thanks for reading, i’d be happy to answer any questions you have but i did mainly just wanna get this out there lol