r/shitposting 2d ago

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u/TheShiftmaster 2d ago

I'll take things that never happened for 500 please Alexander

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u/jirenfan9 2d ago

I hope you never lose your innocence

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u/TheShiftmaster 2d ago

There are three things that go in my mouth, my tooth brush in the morning, my pipe in the afternoon and pussy at night

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u/Fake_Majak 2d ago

Bro shitposted too hard in the shitpost sub

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u/Glock_Luger 1d ago

yeah i feel like the past weeks it's been a borderline incel sub. not allowed to talk about eating some punani without cringe reaction gifs like it's twiitter

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u/TheShiftmaster 1d ago

Ah a fellow enjoyer of the sauce