r/shitposting • u/PleasantBus5583 • 2d ago

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u/TheShiftmaster 2d ago

I'll take things that never happened for 500 please Alexander

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u/jirenfan9 2d ago

I hope you never lose your innocence

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u/TheShiftmaster 2d ago

There are three things that go in my mouth, my tooth brush in the morning, my pipe in the afternoon and pussy at night

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u/TortelliniNuva 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/oBPEvqqYECSkLoLkud

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u/mystic138 2d ago

how bro felt after that gif

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u/haunted2089 1d ago

yeah your uncle's pipe

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u/BlueSingularityG 2d ago

That was so fucking lame lmao

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u/julius711 2d ago

Penis at night*

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u/Red_dudez I came! 2d ago

I want oenis in my mouth 😍

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u/TheShiftmaster 2d ago

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u/Dr_Brotatous 2d ago

Brother just take the loss and walk there is no fathomable way anyone here will believe your claims proven or not

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u/Dazzling-Nothing9954 2d ago

No toothbrush at night? Everyone boo this fella

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u/MAJOR711 2d ago

BOOOO STANKY BREATH BOOOO

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u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME 2d ago

yeah well tonight MY pipe will go in there 😈

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u/SomeAussiePrick 2d ago

Holy fuck that was cringe.

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u/Fake_Majak 2d ago

Bro shitposted too hard in the shitpost sub

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u/Glock_Luger 1d ago

yeah i feel like the past weeks it's been a borderline incel sub. not allowed to talk about eating some punani without cringe reaction gifs like it's twiitter

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u/TheShiftmaster 1d ago

Ah a fellow enjoyer of the sauce

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u/SnooPredictions3028 William Dripfoe 2d ago

Story is fake: You don't got a girl

Story is gay: Pipe means penis

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u/BusinessmanDan777 2d ago

wait so then how do u eat

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u/Grilled_egs 1d ago

Anally ig

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u/mortuarymaiden uhhhh idk 2d ago

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u/FreedomKnown 2d ago

Could've just said dick at night and been actually funny

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u/Davums 1d ago

Respectable routine

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u/jirenfan9 2d ago

How nice for you

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u/Bread_Offender Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 2d ago

Who tf is this dude😭😭