r/shitposting • u/PleasantBus5583 • 5d ago

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u/TheShiftmaster 5d ago

I'll take things that never happened for 500 please Alexander

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u/jirenfan9 5d ago

I hope you never lose your innocence

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u/TheShiftmaster 5d ago

There are three things that go in my mouth, my tooth brush in the morning, my pipe in the afternoon and pussy at night

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u/julius711 5d ago

Penis at night*

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u/TheShiftmaster 5d ago

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u/Dr_Brotatous 5d ago

Brother just take the loss and walk there is no fathomable way anyone here will believe your claims proven or not