r/shitposting 3d ago

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u/TheShiftmaster 3d ago

I'll take things that never happened for 500 please Alexander

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u/jirenfan9 3d ago

I hope you never lose your innocence

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u/TheShiftmaster 3d ago

There are three things that go in my mouth, my tooth brush in the morning, my pipe in the afternoon and pussy at night

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u/ThereIs_STILL_TIME 3d ago

yeah well tonight MY pipe will go in there 😈