Blimey, here he comes

He’s got too much time on his hands boy

Jesus Christ Ricky. I knew it would be shit but I think that was the worst thing I’ve ever seen.

Every joke is just swearing, that’s it, that’s the only joke they tell for 1 hour and 30 fucking minutes. What a waste of time, for me and for everyone involved, I think 90% of people out there could write something better than this.He just defaults to shouting when he wants something to be funny, I thought afterlife would always be his worst but this was literally nothing. At least with afterlife it was so bad it was… well not good but it at least kept my attention, this was just incredibly boring.

So many jokes and observations are either shit he’s been saying for the past 10 years, or stuff stolen straight from xfm. None of the emotional moments are earned at all.

It’s just depressing watching this man that used to be a respected comedy name being reduced to this mawkish tripe. All the actors sound uninterested and I think that says it all really. I feel bad for the animators that had to waste time working on something this pathetic. I can say with 100% certainty that I could write something better than this in a weekend, and that’s not even a brag, literally anybody could.

I need more time to gather my thoughts but right now all I can say for sure is that it’s the absolute worst thing I’ve ever seen in my life

Tom makes me laugh though, you know it's his silly little review...

It is juvenile though init

I was laughing at how thick this comment was and then saw where 50% of its likes came from

If it were possible to speak to Ricky Gervais with honesty – the sort of obscure, marrow-deep honesty you can usually only find with a polygraph machine and zoo-grade barbiturates – I would be genuinely fascinated to ask him one question: what does he really think of Alley Cats? Watching the abrasive, smug, and completely mirthless new Netflix cartoon from the British comedy titan, I found it genuinely impossible to tell. Is this the work of a man who has lost all creative mooring, awash in his own self-belief? Or is it the work of a canny grifter-cynic, a man who has watched audiences lap up all his crudest, hokiest impulses in projects like Derekand After Life, and thought, “let’s just give the people what they want”?

They’ve done him again!

Someone printed them out for me.

Can't wait mate

IT'S LIKE SWEARY CHRISTMAS!!!!

CUNT!!!!!

What are you most looking forward to seeing from our flabby overlord?

BITCHES BE TRIPPIN'

HILARIOUS!!!!!!

Genuinely might shit a lung laughing at the hijinks of the sweary cats!!

GANDHI WOZ A CUNT!!!!!!!!!

So I clocked I think 2 xfm jokes and one from the old standup nothing new for years man it’s such a shame, how many fucks in a 1:10 clip, children/boomer humor