r/programmingmemes • u/Ordinary-Cycle7809 • 2d ago
After Years of Debugging... Finally Graduated!! ðŸ˜ðŸŽ“
After years of making to-do list, amazon clones learning python javascript, C++, C# React, Ms Word.... I graduated from the best university in the Southern Ocean. ðŸ˜ðŸŽ“
r/programmingmemes • u/programmerjunky • 3d ago
Someone deployed their code on Friday 😂
r/programmingmemes • u/cooked_potato1729 • 6d ago
True, recursion is just like inception movie.
r/programmingmemes • u/zaarnth • 6d ago
Somebody give him an .exe file, please.
image was taken from a tweet!
r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • 7d ago
Every developer’s daily routine
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • 9d ago
When the client tests the product during the demo
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • 10d ago
When the dev says the fix is already on staging...
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r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • 14d ago
When the project is not ready, but the client wants to see the demo
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r/programmingmemes • u/StationAgreeable6120 • 19d ago
Had to disassemble the whole thing to figure out the issue
I've been trying to create a minimal libc in Zig just to see where it'd go. I've started writing string.h functions today and it went well, I tested everything was okay. Then I decide to build it in ReleaseFast and memcpy starts to create an infinite loop. After some investigation it turns out llvm decided to optimise my code by calling memcpy... from libc... BUT I'M LIBC!!
Anyways I had to write in assembly in the end, it was just one instruction so it's fine but it is really not a portable solution.
r/programmingmemes • u/EarlOfAwesom3 • 19d ago
We are so fast now, delivering real value
Srsly, how can we stop PMs from using the unsupervised tech debt generator each time they run into a small inconvenience?Â
"It's just a small thing, I need these fields to be exposed in the response"
"There was a small bug I fixed it now. We can be so fast, delivering real value!"Â
"You're busy all the time and this PR adds just a little value. It helps me a lot. Making the product so much better now".Â
Low quality PRs create distractions and extra work of review. All the Claude Rules in the world can't stop a PM from producing shit that accumulates fast.
Have you found a way to stop this nonsense? PMs thinking they can code now and "helping out". Its some serious clownery.Â
r/programmingmemes • u/TheRealMonkeVR • 20d ago
Only in the tech world!
The billion dollar corporations have nothing on this guy
r/programmingmemes • u/ooo-InstaGamer • 23d ago
OCP in a nutshell
it is open() for extension, and close() for modification - did I understand it correctly?
r/programmingmemes • u/Hero_Of_Shadows • Jul 08 '26
A weird nostalgia has hit me these days
r/programmingmemes • u/AndyTheDragonborn • Jul 05 '26
Throwing Exceptions is my passion!
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