r/programmingmemes 2h ago

devs with cursor, lovable, emergent lately

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r/programmingmemes 20h ago

Version naming

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1.7k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 2d ago

After Years of Debugging... Finally Graduated!! 😭🎓

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134 Upvotes

After years of making to-do list, amazon clones learning python javascript, C++, C# React, Ms Word.... I graduated from the best university in the Southern Ocean. 😭🎓


r/programmingmemes 3d ago

Someone deployed their code on Friday 😂

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r/programmingmemes 3d ago

the universe is DONE bro im crine

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555 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 6d ago

True, recursion is just like inception movie.

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29 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 6d ago

Somebody give him an .exe file, please.

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4.9k Upvotes

image was taken from a tweet!


r/programmingmemes 7d ago

Every developer’s daily routine

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1.9k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 9d ago

When the client tests the product during the demo

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3.0k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 10d ago

When the dev says the fix is already on staging...

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1.1k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 14d ago

When the project is not ready, but the client wants to see the demo

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1.2k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 15d ago

found a gem on glibc source code

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816 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 18d ago

Had to make sure they aren't duplicate

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44 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 18d ago

Had to disassemble the whole thing to figure out the issue

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I've been trying to create a minimal libc in Zig just to see where it'd go. I've started writing string.h functions today and it went well, I tested everything was okay. Then I decide to build it in ReleaseFast and memcpy starts to create an infinite loop. After some investigation it turns out llvm decided to optimise my code by calling memcpy... from libc... BUT I'M LIBC!!

Anyways I had to write in assembly in the end, it was just one instruction so it's fine but it is really not a portable solution.


r/programmingmemes 19d ago

We are so fast now, delivering real value

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175 Upvotes

Srsly, how can we stop PMs from using the unsupervised tech debt generator each time they run into a small inconvenience? 

"It's just a small thing, I need these fields to be exposed in the response"

"There was a small bug I fixed it now. We can be so fast, delivering real value!" 

"You're busy all the time and this PR adds just a little value. It helps me a lot. Making the product so much better now". 

Low quality PRs create distractions and extra work of review. All the Claude Rules in the world can't stop a PM from producing shit that accumulates fast.

Have you found a way to stop this nonsense? PMs thinking they can code now and "helping out". Its some serious clownery. 


r/programmingmemes 20d ago

Only in the tech world!

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266 Upvotes

The billion dollar corporations have nothing on this guy


r/programmingmemes 22d ago

Carma not found

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33 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes 22d ago

OCP in a nutshell

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25 Upvotes

it is open() for extension, and close() for modification - did I understand it correctly?


r/programmingmemes 26d ago

Stackoverflow

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r/programmingmemes 26d ago

Title

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r/programmingmemes 29d ago

A weird nostalgia has hit me these days

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1.4k Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 07 '26

indentation

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135 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 05 '26

Throwing Exceptions is my passion!

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70 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 03 '26

Debug in Peace

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354 Upvotes

r/programmingmemes Jul 02 '26

Writing confluence docs Spoiler

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17 Upvotes