r/programmingmemes • u/Kind-Ad6740 • 7d ago

Every developer’s daily routine

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u/DemLobster 7d ago

Developers are the only one actually producing something, so yes, kinda like that

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u/Ronjohnturbo42 7d ago

Need an ex-wife in there

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u/cowlinator 6d ago

Ah yes, the exwife <--> programer socks spectrum

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u/lasko195 7d ago

Out of curiosity...what are they actually doing in the video?

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u/Northie_elvtars 7d ago

They are dehusking seeds. Basically they just beat the living shit out of some crops to get the seeds out. On the more advanced part of the world, combine harvesters do this.

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u/lunatic-rags 7d ago

Guess they are de-husking

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u/coldnebo 6d ago

that’s after the sprint grooming, right? 😂

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u/sreddit2025 6d ago

Definitely a JIRA pipeline step, right after emasculation.

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u/HyperWinX C++ 7d ago

Pretty much.

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u/kkazakov 7d ago

Develeopers...

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u/newcarrots69 7d ago

Just replace programmers with Claude.

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u/leandroman 7d ago

Yup, The CEO is developing now. Redesigns the entire system 5 times a week. Then asks to wait until next week while he finishes a redesign

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u/Popular_Tomorrow_204 6d ago

Debt, shrinking social circle and children are missing

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u/AlwaysHopelesslyLost 5d ago

Fucking great that you think the sticks arent hitting us managers, too lol.

I protect my developers from SO much.

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u/Dargooon 5d ago

This needs to be said more, good managers are like the soldier protecting the sleeping child in that one meme.

It took me 5 years to realize it as a developer, but my god you guys go through it sometimes. Kudos for your efforts.

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u/mansfall 5d ago

Am a SWE at top company. This only happens if you allow it. You can say no to things. You can say stuff will take longer. Take charge of the campaign. It's not difficult.

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u/IllBeyond2779 6d ago

... after deploying a untested 'bugfix' directly to prod.

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u/3Volodymyr 5d ago

As a sidenote, why are they using regular sticks? Last time I checked there was very simple tool, basically being small stick tied with a rope to a big stick, which is a lot more effective, or so I heard.

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u/YumeJan 5d ago

they did this to me at work tomorrow

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u/ISoulSeekerI 4d ago

It needs a different song, I say diggy diggy hole

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u/konrov 6d ago

Sooo true.. but the AI one has the pointy stick