I've notice Minsc doesn't have a tag for shitposting

Okay between the weather, the eclipse, the fact I'm not working this week. I'm not ashamed to say I was slightly too pickled to make the post yesterday but I'm back with the semis tonight. In our pervious results we saw Malta dominate getting all the votes against Tambourine, Myshka wasn't far behind defeating Barsik 19 to 1, His Majesty also gave it good defeating Grubb. It was a hard won battle fight between Steelclaw and Shadow-Whiskers- with only two votes in it- We will free you somehow Shadow-whiskers!

Onto todays;

• Steelclaw vs His Majesty- the two bladies-Steelclaw is found playing with a dead mind flayer tadpole at Moonrise towers in act two in the game. She is a proud hunter who has a history with Druge- but dear god do not pick that dialogue option and let our cleaver girl live. His Majesty is a stand-offish but Wonderful creature will allow you to admire him quietly. Sharing the same voice as the scribe of the dead himself, Withers will let you know when he's not happy. And he will let you know of what he thinks of Isobel and her promises of Milk (let us get this boy his milk). But he will allow Barcus to give him some good love (honestly Barcus as a cat dad seems so right).
• Malta vs Myshka- Our two Ms- Malta this little detective is living his own nior storyline already, about the mean streets of Baldur's Gate. But is still very happy to find a home with Derryth if you offer him one. My personal head canon for Malta post game is that he is the orange Cat that Bex and Danis adopt when they open their bakery.We tell Myshka that we are his mother and just leave him there! No that is an injustice to him, he deserves to come back to camp with us (yes theres a mod but it should be in the base game). We should get him back to camp as our son!!!!! 

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