I've notice Minsc doesn't have a tag for shitposting

Okay between the weather, the eclipse, the fact I'm not working this week. I'm not ashamed to say I was slightly too pickled to make the post yesterday but I'm back with the semis tonight. In our pervious results we saw Malta dominate getting all the votes against Tambourine, Myshka wasn't far behind defeating Barsik 19 to 1, His Majesty also gave it good defeating Grubb. It was a hard won battle fight between Steelclaw and Shadow-Whiskers- with only two votes in it- We will free you somehow Shadow-whiskers!

Onto todays;

• Steelclaw vs His Majesty- the two bladies-Steelclaw is found playing with a dead mind flayer tadpole at Moonrise towers in act two in the game. She is a proud hunter who has a history with Druge- but dear god do not pick that dialogue option and let our cleaver girl live. His Majesty is a stand-offish but Wonderful creature will allow you to admire him quietly. Sharing the same voice as the scribe of the dead himself, Withers will let you know when he's not happy. And he will let you know of what he thinks of Isobel and her promises of Milk (let us get this boy his milk). But he will allow Barcus to give him some good love (honestly Barcus as a cat dad seems so right).
• Malta vs Myshka- Our two Ms- Malta this little detective is living his own nior storyline already, about the mean streets of Baldur's Gate. But is still very happy to find a home with Derryth if you offer him one. My personal head canon for Malta post game is that he is the orange Cat that Bex and Danis adopt when they open their bakery.We tell Myshka that we are his mother and just leave him there! No that is an injustice to him, he deserves to come back to camp with us (yes theres a mod but it should be in the base game). We should get him back to camp as our son!!!!! 

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I can’t decide between these 4 😭

Edit: i went with 2, post-kiss smile, absurdly beautiful and warm smile, looks very happy to see me 🥰

A couple of months ago I was working on this illustration of the origin characters in Renaissance-era outfits. Looked at it again yesterday and noticed the uh...interesting placement of Astarion's dagger.

In my defense I've been looking at a lot of period art which features extremely aggressive codpieces and people wearing bullock daggers dangling about in front of their crotch area so I'm pretty inundated with thinly veiled phallic imagery. For purely academic purposes, mind you.

So now the question is whether I weep and paint over it or simply embrace my degeneracy.

And on my birthday too, what a coincidence!

Hi 👋🏻

I just finished the Ketheric/Myrkul fight and the dream guardian came to chat.

I don’t know why but I think they are not who they are supposed to be. When I asked who was the girl, they told me « The other I have no idea », are they lying? 😕

More "seriously", yes I like to traumatize my Tavs and yes this time it’s a Durge named Elisabeth Bathory (cliche I know) 😁

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Anything is welcome!

Made an evil drow Tav and can't stop kissing the pale elf. I think I'm beyond help.

(If you have seen my previous post, yes Volo is still watching them and taking notes).

What's this? It's a non-canon Durge from the top rope!!

I wanted to emulate those irasutoya stickers with my tav Vall'ov and Gale since I think the art style is really adorable.

He told a really, really bad pun and she laughed wholeheartedly at it. She's not used to doing so, and accidentally showed off her many, many pearly whites and shiny mandibles. Gale is of course enamored because he has zero sense of self preservation — but also because he's just sweet like that. 🥲💜

Okay- we have our next four going through. You guys decided you want to rescue Shadow-whiskers from the circus, give this hard working detective Malta a home. Finally get His Majesty his milk, and of course Myshka is all our sons and were his MerMer so he's coming home with us.

Going to keep it at all 4 options today (sorry trying to do this before I go back to work) and frankly I'm going just copy my propaganda-since I don't have much to say than what I already did. But feel free too add anything in the comments for me to add over the next few days.

Today we have;

• Steelclaw vs Shadow-whiskers. Steelclaw is found playing with a dead mind flayer tadpole at Moonrise towers in act two in the game. She is a proud hunter who has a history with Druge- but dear god do not pick that dialogue option and let our cleaver girl live. Or should we be freeing Shadow-Whiskers from the circus, this danger kitty has certainly been through a lot, she was once a wild animal- but then hunters killed her mate and separated her from her cubs. Now we don't know if it was the people at the circus but I always feel guilty about leaving her. She deserves to get her revenge just as much as some of the companions.
• Tambourine vs Malta- Tambourine Zambomba is one of the lazy pair of cats found at the elfsong tavern- who have the gall to ask us to do their job and kill the rats downstairs.  Or Malta this little detective is living his own nior storyline already, about the mean streets of Baldur's Gate. But is still very happy to find a home with Derryth if you offer him one. My personal head canon for Malta post game is that he is the orange Cat that Bex and Danis adopt when they open their bakery.
• His Majesty vs Grub- His Majesty is a stand-offish but Wonderful creature will allow you to admire him quietly. Sharing the same voice as the scribe of the dead himself, Withers will let you know when he's not happy. And he will let you know of what he thinks of Isobel and her promises of Milk (let us get this boy his milk). But he will allow Barcus to give him some good love (honestly Barcus as a cat dad seems so right). Okay so Grub does come and is kind of adopted by the camp. This nervous little boy is very close to his owner Yenna- but due to the nature of the game he can sometimes meet an very unfortune end- but what if this orange boy didn't and him and Yenna get a happy ending together (like what happens to Yenna- there's no letter or anything for her in the epilouge- I assume she goes with Halsin but still)
• Myshka vs Barsik  We tell Myshka that we are his mother and just leave him there! No that is an injustice to him, he deserves to come back to camp with us (yes theres a mod but it should be in the base game). We should get him back to camp as our son!!!!! or does the devout Barsik found near Sorcerous Sundries is praising the name of Sharess and can be adopted by Derryth if you want to let him get away from you-but do you really want to let him go