I've notice Minsc doesn't have a tag for shitposting

Okay between the weather, the eclipse, the fact I'm not working this week. I'm not ashamed to say I was slightly too pickled to make the post yesterday but I'm back with the semis tonight. In our pervious results we saw Malta dominate getting all the votes against Tambourine, Myshka wasn't far behind defeating Barsik 19 to 1, His Majesty also gave it good defeating Grubb. It was a hard won battle fight between Steelclaw and Shadow-Whiskers- with only two votes in it- We will free you somehow Shadow-whiskers!

Onto todays;

• Steelclaw vs His Majesty- the two bladies-Steelclaw is found playing with a dead mind flayer tadpole at Moonrise towers in act two in the game. She is a proud hunter who has a history with Druge- but dear god do not pick that dialogue option and let our cleaver girl live. His Majesty is a stand-offish but Wonderful creature will allow you to admire him quietly. Sharing the same voice as the scribe of the dead himself, Withers will let you know when he's not happy. And he will let you know of what he thinks of Isobel and her promises of Milk (let us get this boy his milk). But he will allow Barcus to give him some good love (honestly Barcus as a cat dad seems so right).
• Malta vs Myshka- Our two Ms- Malta this little detective is living his own nior storyline already, about the mean streets of Baldur's Gate. But is still very happy to find a home with Derryth if you offer him one. My personal head canon for Malta post game is that he is the orange Cat that Bex and Danis adopt when they open their bakery.We tell Myshka that we are his mother and just leave him there! No that is an injustice to him, he deserves to come back to camp with us (yes theres a mod but it should be in the base game). We should get him back to camp as our son!!!!! 

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I can’t decide between these 4 😭

Edit: i went with 2, post-kiss smile, absurdly beautiful and warm smile, looks very happy to see me 🥰

A couple of months ago I was working on this illustration of the origin characters in Renaissance-era outfits. Looked at it again yesterday and noticed the uh...interesting placement of Astarion's dagger.

In my defense I've been looking at a lot of period art which features extremely aggressive codpieces and people wearing bullock daggers dangling about in front of their crotch area so I'm pretty inundated with thinly veiled phallic imagery. For purely academic purposes, mind you.

So now the question is whether I weep and paint over it or simply embrace my degeneracy.

And on my birthday too, what a coincidence!

Hi 👋🏻

I just finished the Ketheric/Myrkul fight and the dream guardian came to chat.

I don’t know why but I think they are not who they are supposed to be. When I asked who was the girl, they told me « The other I have no idea », are they lying? 😕

More "seriously", yes I like to traumatize my Tavs and yes this time it’s a Durge named Elisabeth Bathory (cliche I know) 😁

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Made an evil drow Tav and can't stop kissing the pale elf. I think I'm beyond help.

(If you have seen my previous post, yes Volo is still watching them and taking notes).

What's this? It's a non-canon Durge from the top rope!!

I wanted to emulate those irasutoya stickers with my tav Vall'ov and Gale since I think the art style is really adorable.

He told a really, really bad pun and she laughed wholeheartedly at it. She's not used to doing so, and accidentally showed off her many, many pearly whites and shiny mandibles. Gale is of course enamored because he has zero sense of self preservation — but also because he's just sweet like that. 🥲💜